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Passed the following Proposals
a. A proposal to amend Section 1204 regarding scratches and payment of officials
b. A proposal to remove the pilot status from water polo
c. A proposal to expand the current baseball 2 out of 3 series pilot to 3A and 4A (2A and 1A coaches can flip for 1 game series)

Will Continue to Study the following Proposals:
a. A proposal to add girls’ flag football
b. A proposal to add shot clock for basketball
c. A proposal to add a mileage cap for playoff game travel
d. A proposal to update the PE substitutes exception list
e. A proposal to add an optional spring training period for water polo
f. A proposal to allow college students to coach if they are in an approved program
g. A proposal to allow pyrotechnics overseen by a professional
h. A proposal to change the scrimmage rules for soccer
i. A proposal to add lacrosse
j. A proposal to expand the exception from the full-time employee requirement

Denied, Rejected or Took No Action on the Following Proposals:
a. A proposal to add boys’ volleyball
b. A proposal to add 3A soccer
c. A proposal to require schools to participate in both volleyball and basketball
d. A proposal to give home field advantage in the first round of the playoffs to the
district champion of all conferences and all sports
e. A proposal to allow students participating in off campus PE to still participate in an
after-school activity
f. A proposal to limit the number of scratches to a maximum of 2
g. A proposal to require the use of instant replay in all sports during the playoffs
h. A proposal to change the dates of the regional and state tennis tournaments
i. A proposal to conduct steroid testing
j. A proposal to eliminate the requirement that shirt tails need to be tucked in
k. A proposal to limit coaching disruptions in volleyball
l. A proposal to allow varsity eligibility for students who elect programs of choice
m. A proposal to add bowling as a UIL sport
n. A proposal to add gymnastics coaches for UIL CCP and Concussion Oversight
Team
o. A proposal to add table tennis

 

Will consider allowing continued study of pyrotechnics?  The obnoxious train horns ain't enough?  Also, September Texas grass ain't always so green.  Should be a hard "No!"

 

A boys volleyball player would get bullied harder than a male cheerleader. Wild that they think that would be a popular sport to add. 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

A boys volleyball player would get bullied harder than a male cheerleader. Wild that they think that would be a popular sport to add. 

Christ dude, you are the biggest dumbass ever. 

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

A boys volleyball player would get bullied harder than a male cheerleader. Wild that they think that would be a popular sport to add. 

Please tell me that you haven't procreated. 

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Christ dude, you are the biggest dumbass ever. 

Seriously.

Those Olympic volleyball men would kick his ass without breaking a sweat.  Even geriatric Matt Anderson 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

pyrotechnics...

No No No GIF

What did you learn in highschool?

Terrorism.

Maybe times have changed, but I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male wanting to play volleyball, at my school anyway. And this was what was the equivalent of a 6A school back then. It is a dumb mindset as there is nothing wrong with volleyball, being gay, or being straight and wanting to play volleyball. I’m just telling you I can’t imagine it being a popular outlet for young men, it very much has the stigma of being an “uncool” or feminine sport. I’m sure that will change with time though. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Maybe times have changed, but I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male wanting to play volleyball, at my school anyway. And this was what was the equivalent of a 6A school back then. It is a dumb mindset as there is nothing wrong with volleyball, being gay, or being straight and wanting to play volleyball. I’m just telling you I can’t imagine it being a popular outlet for young men, it very much has the stigma of being an “uncool” or feminine sport. I’m sure that will change with time though. 

Cool starry bra : r/funny

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Maybe times have changed, but I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male wanting to play volleyball, at my school anyway. And this was what was the equivalent of a 6A school back then. It is a dumb mindset as there is nothing wrong with volleyball, being gay, or being straight and wanting to play volleyball. I’m just telling you I can’t imagine it being a popular outlet for young men, it very much has the stigma of being an “uncool” or feminine sport. I’m sure that will change with time though. 

“There is nothing more masculine than slamming a ball into somebody’s face. “
- Lance Armstrong

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

“There is nothing more masculine than slamming a ball into somebody’s face. “
- Lance Armstrong aggy recruit at a pool party

fify

35 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

No they wouldn’t. Are you a fucking child?

Didn't see who you quoted?

16 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m sure Karch got bullied in high school. I remember in HS, recreating the Top Gun volleyball scene, instead of getting laid, we were bullied. At this point, Helo is doing a bit to get us stirred up 

See, you were playing homoerotic volleyball. That was your mistake.  

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Maybe times have changed, but I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male wanting to play volleyball, at my school anyway. And this was what was the equivalent of a 6A school back then. It is a dumb mindset as there is nothing wrong with volleyball, being gay, or being straight and wanting to play volleyball. I’m just telling you I can’t imagine it being a popular outlet for young men, it very much has the stigma of being an “uncool” or feminine sport. I’m sure that will change with time though. 

By the way, they didn’t do it because they were worried about guys being bullied, they prevented it because they were concerned it would take away from other sports.  

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male

I don't doubt it.

NTTAWWT.

28 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Maybe times have changed, but I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male wanting to play volleyball, at my school anyway. And this was what was the equivalent of a 6A school back then. It is a dumb mindset as there is nothing wrong with volleyball, being gay, or being straight and wanting to play volleyball. I’m just telling you I can’t imagine it being a popular outlet for young men, it very much has the stigma of being an “uncool” or feminine sport. I’m sure that will change with time though. 

I graduated in 2001 from a rural west TX school and we had male cheerleaders and I doubt anyone would have batted an eye at a male volleyball team. 

The men in your family must be shit heels.

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Maybe times have changed, but I graduated high school in the early 2010s. I could not imagine a straight male wanting to play volleyball, at my school anyway. And this was what was the equivalent of a 6A school back then. It is a dumb mindset as there is nothing wrong with volleyball, being gay, or being straight and wanting to play volleyball. I’m just telling you I can’t imagine it being a popular outlet for young men, it very much has the stigma of being an “uncool” or feminine sport. I’m sure that will change with time though. 

UHawaii had a men's volleyball team when I worked there in the mid-90s and those guys were fucking rock stars.  Every one of their games sold out a 10K seat arena.  

 

Also, part of me can't believe that Texas doesn't have girls flag football yet.  Most of the Denver area schools have had it for two years, and participation numbers have been really good.  The Broncos played a big role in getting it started up, so maybe Jerrah needs to get it going.  

51 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

What did you learn in highschool?

Terrorism.

 

im guessing they want to use for team run outs and stuff 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

UHawaii had a men's volleyball team when I worked there in the mid-90s and those guys were fucking rock stars.  Every one of their games sold out a 10K seat arena.  

 

Also, part of me can't believe that Texas doesn't have girls flag football yet.  Most of the Denver area schools have had it for two years, and participation numbers have been really good.  The Broncos played a big role in getting it started up, so maybe Jerrah needs to get it going.  

We do, it's just not a UIL sport. Kind of a club sport, or whatever Lacrosse is/was before it got super popular. Two of the girls on my daughters 4x200 track relay played on the girl's high school team. 

home field for the first round would be insanity for many of those rural west texas schools where the most convenient neutral site is in New Mexico

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Seriously.

Those Olympic volleyball men would kick his ass without breaking a sweat.  Even geriatric Matt Anderson 

You made me look up the men’s Olympic roster. Impossible to know if any of them could beat me in a fight, but damn those are some tall dudes. A lot of them are like NBA-level height.

We had boys/girls gymnastics in JHS back in the 70s. Have a childhood friend who runs his own Volleyball academy in Indiana after having played in HS, College and was even HC at Cincy. 

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

No they wouldn’t. Are you a fucking child?

He eats tenders if that answers your question. 

This thread makes me want to go buy and cook up some mother fucking Dino-Nuggets!

11 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Fuck you tenders are awesome

If you’re a child. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

“There is nothing more masculine than slamming a ball into somebody’s face. “
- Lance Armstrong

@Fitlump 

This thread makes me want to go buy and cook up some mother fucking Dino-Nuggets!

I’ll see your Dino nuggets and raise you these bad bitches right here
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Also, I am astonished at the number of allegedly intelligent posters that don’t have that dumbshit Homunculus on ignore

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:


I’ll see your Dino nuggets and raise you these bad bitches right here
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Those are so fucking good.  And the patties taste just like Chick-Fil-A, minus all the hate

Those are so fucking good.  And the patties taste just like Chick-Fil-A, minus all the hate

Ninja AirFryer Pro for the nugs, PowerAirFryer Oven for the patties. Trust me, I’m a professional fat kid and an amateur tattoo artist.
14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Those are so fucking good.  And the patties taste just like Chick-Fil-A, minus all the hate

Hate adds umami

55 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Hate adds umami

Tastes like homophobia.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

If you’re a child. 

It's like you don't even know the DQ steak finger basket even exists....

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Strips of fried goodness have a place on the table of every man.

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

A boys volleyball player would get bullied harder than a male cheerleader. Wild that they think that would be a popular sport to add. 

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9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's like you don't even know the DQ steak finger basket even exists....

STEAK-FINGER-COUNTRY-BASKET.png

Strips of fried goodness have a place on the table of every man.

I prefer the chicken finger basket….followed by a large M&M Blizzard.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

I prefer the chicken finger basket….followed by a large M&M Blizzard.

To be honest...I actually got the 6 steak finger basket the other day, on a whim and an indulgence.  At my age, I should stick with the 4 finger basket, and even then, it stopped tasting good after the 3rd steak finger.  That's probably for the best, cardiologically speaking.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

To be honest...I actually got the 6 steak finger basket the other day, on a whim and an indulgence.  At my age, I should stick with the 4 finger basket, and even then, it stopped tasting good after the 3rd steak finger.  That's probably for the best, cardiologically speaking.

We usually only eat half of whatever foods we order from DQ and other joints & restaurants. 
The leftovers are reheated in the air fryer a day or two later. 
An extra large Blizzard lasts for three snack times while watching Wheel of Fortune. 
Octogenarian life can be exciting.

This thread went Surly.  From Men’s Volleyball to Chicken nuggets.   Never mind the UIL did nothing to revert back to old split division playoff format  for football so those of us in 5A and below can get rid of some of these ridiculous district set ups    

Please hurry up football season.  

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

To be honest...I actually got the 6 steak finger basket the other day, on a whim and an indulgence.  At my age, I should stick with the 4 finger basket, and even then, it stopped tasting good after the 3rd steak finger.  That's probably for the best, cardiologically speaking.

 

4 piece + taco basket 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Unfortunately, the DQs in our area only do chicken fingers. 

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If I pull in to DQ, it's gonna be a Blizzard, regardless.  

Gun to my head, I'm getting Country Basket or 3 shitty tacos, but I wouldn't be enthused about either.

48 minutes ago, Iceman said:

If I pull in to DQ, it's gonna be a Blizzard, regardless.  

Gun to my head, I'm getting Country Basket or 3 shitty tacos, but I wouldn't be enthused about either.

 

dq dude is very very underrated 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

if I'm forced to pull in to a DQ ever again, I'll put the bullet in my own head.

You fucking take that back 

8 minutes ago, troph said:

I didn't realize you cared about me that much. but nah, rather be dead than eat whatever fucking chemical created facsimile of a steak the steak finger basket contains. I think the bread is made out of some sort of "artificial bread flavoring" but is really just styrofoam.

Oh yeah that's fair. Their food sucks. I'm still partial to the ice cream though.

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