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IDF is saying that several senior Iranian military commanders and senior nuclear scientists have been eliminated in the strikes.

"This is war.  The Middle East is entering a whole new phase that we've never seen before in the region."  -- Barak Ravid, analyst

Same guy: they anticipate ballistic missile response, but much wider, potentially enough to overwhelm missile defenses.

Earlier guy said the ballistic missiles can get from Tehran to Israel in 13 minutes.  So, response may be very fast.

Kaitlin Collins just credited the guy named above as one of the foremost experts in the region.

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godammit. trying to start off my no nuke friday in peace and well, shit. 

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58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

“Dotard assembling a cabinet level meeting” - CNN

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5 minutes ago, staboner said:

godammit. trying to start off my no nuke friday in peace and well, shit. 

Sorry dawg, we had a good run though.

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Bibi to Trump;

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The Cuck of the World

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21 minutes ago, Blotto said:

His entire administration is comprised of ignorant shitstains. None of those twats have any self awareness. Elect a clown, expect a circus. 

You don't even need to waste their time. Your dumbest pet could do the same.  A steaming pile of your pet's shit would probably be a favorite in that matchup. 

 

Sometimes it's not the outcome but the hilarious video you capture along the way.  Easy tells, temper tantrums, trying to steal chips from teenagers, vulgar language, uncle jokes.

It would, as many people are saying,  sell like hotcakes

 

I never really understood their obsession with lions. couldn’t they get something more applicable to the land they stole from the Palestinians… like a shekel sand mouse or something.
10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

IDF is saying that several senior Iranian military commanders and senior nuclear scientists have been eliminated in the strikes.

"This is war.  The Middle East is entering a whole new phase that we've never seen before in the region."  -- Barak Ravid, analyst

Same guy: they anticipate ballistic missile response, but much wider, potentially enough to overwhelm missile defenses.

Earlier guy said the ballistic missiles can get from Tehran to Israel in 13 minutes.  So, response may be very fast.

Kaitlin Collins just credited the guy named above as one of the foremost experts in the region.

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The people left after the nuclear war are really going to be upset about gas prices. Advantage Republicans. 

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Lets stop and appreciate the masterclass in peace deal making that Steve Witkoff has shown with Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Iran. 

Art of the Deal 2: MAD Boogaloo.

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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avg iranian wants a regime change. ?

42 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rubio just said we were not involved

all of the cnn ex-milintel heads are saying no way it happened without us knowing so my first reaction is wrong

Rubio is a liar. To be in this regime you have to lie. 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

avg iranian wants a regime change. ?

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middle east regime change?

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean I know everyone is thinking it…

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean I know everyone is thinking it…

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we need Soros, blood libel, banking;or at least tangential Mel Gibson reference….

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Well, no, Netanyahu did this because he’s a fucking lunatic that knows he has to stay in power until he dies, otherwise he’s going to prison. Being Jewish has nothing to do with it. 

McCain's dick just go so fucking hard that his rotting corpse rolled over. 

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

us o/g execs ...

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Also pictured: Evangelicals 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well, no, Netanyahu did this because he’s a fucking lunatic that knows he has to stay in power until he dies, otherwise he’s going to prison. Being Jewish has nothing to do with it. 

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It’s 100% Trump’s fault for pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal back in 2018.

22 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The people left after the nuclear war are really going to be upset about gas prices. Advantage Republicans. 

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Anastasis literally bringing up someone who has been dead for almost seven years before finding a critique for the people actually running things is so on brand. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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The lotion and tissues gets this meme 4 out of 5 warheads. 

A broad neocon reference frankly, and a joke that I have made on this board numerous times wrt McCain, both before and after he died, when neocon world events play out to the logical conclusions.  

Just now, Anastasis said:

A broad neocon reference frankly, and a joke that I have made on this board numerous times wrt McCain, both before and after he died, when neocon world events play out to the logical conclusions.  

But Tulsi warned us  . . . .

That political elites like her and her boss would let this happen.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

But Tulsi warned us  . . . .

That political elites like her and her boss would let this happen.

This is lazy Twice, uncharacteristically. But I understand the general audience. 

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The lotion and tissues gets this meme 4 out of 5 warheads. 

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It’s June. Too close to home for me.

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6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

This is lazy Twice, uncharacteristically. But I understand the general audience. 

We all get your distaste for neocons. And your apparent love for Tulsi because she ostensibly isn't one (frankly I don't think she's really anything except malleable).

And it's certainly not as if Trump or his administration is actually anti-neocon.  He's a dumbass populist isolationist, with the key word being populist.  As soon as it becomes popular (especially with fundagelical or Jewish donor) to do some neocon war-waging, he'll be right on it.

I think there's one reason he's not fully and publicly on-board with this and that's all the shit-talking he's done about Biden's wars and whatnot.  As soon as he thinks  it's more advantageous to openly support this, he'll do so.

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37 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Hope you’re staying not in the ME

Fortunately no. Am off Legacy in Frisco. 

14 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Anastasis literally bringing up someone who has been dead for almost seven years before finding a critique for the people actually running things is so on brand. 

 

and served his county above and beyond 

@Anastasis show some respect for a vet you pos 

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

We all get your distaste for neocons. And your apparent love for Tulsi because she ostensibly isn't one (frankly I don't think she's really anything except malleable).

And it's certainly not as if Trump or his administration is actually anti-neocon.  He's a dumbass populist isolationist, with the key word being populist.  As soon as it becomes popular (especially with fundagelical or Jewish donor) to do some neocon war-waging, he'll be right on it.

Not sure that I disagree with any of this. Iran was the final piece of the neocon dream for American foreign policy engage. Ukraine, Syria, Iran were the outstanding and completely inter-related priorities. Here we are guys. Took multiple administrations to land the ship. Soak it up.  

"This looks like a regime decapitation operation."

-- Jim Sciutto

 

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

We all get your distaste for neocons. And your apparent love for Tulsi because she ostensibly isn't one (frankly I don't think she's really anything except malleable).

And it's certainly not as if Trump or his administration is actually anti-neocon.  He's a dumbass populist isolationist, with the key word being populist.  As soon as it becomes popular (especially with fundagelical or Jewish donor) to do some neocon war-waging, he'll be right on it.

At this moment the DNI has been locked out of discussions about how to handle an attack on Iran’s nuclear sites, a drunk morning show host is running the DoD, there is no National Security Council, and the State Department is dismantling itself as the manifest failure of Trump’s real estate realist peace negotiator comes into the foreground.  
 

“Neocons” are nowhere to be seen in this,  Anastasis has been stanning for all involved.  It’s just a pretty pathetic attempt at deflection from another round of “fell for it again” pinning ceremonies. 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

At this moment the DNI has been locked out of discussions about how to handle an attack on Iran’s nuclear sites, a drunk morning show host is running the DoD, there is no National Security Council, and the State Department is dismantling itself as the manifest failure of Trump’s real estate realist peace negotiator comes into the foreground.  

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

@Anastasis show some respect for a vet you pos 

Dude's got balls and I respect his service. But I don't have to respect his foreign policy views and the related outcomes. I appreciate that a joke at the expense of a dead John McCain is probably distasteful. You will get over it. If he was still alive he would be sharing the lotion with Lindsay.  

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Rude

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We knew but weren't involved and also didn't give approval. Trump has to be pissed Israel blew up the deal, but I don't think a deal was likely anyway. Not with this clown crew running things.

Trump pissed Bibi off a few weeks ago when he wouldn't agree to having US forces help in an attack on Iran. I believe this was Bibi giving him the finger.

Any distance put between us and Israel is good. Fuck AIPAC.

The Prez will be on this early, a full hour before the crack of mid-day. First will need to digest Fox and Friends. I would stake a significant sum that the implications of this on the parade will consume quite a bit of time. 
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1 hour ago, staboner said:

godammit. trying to start off my no nuke friday in peace and well, shit. 

You had a good run

30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

McCain's dick just go so fucking hard that his rotting corpse rolled over. 

Happy to check your shower pan out chief, neurological damage can be common with prolonged mold exposure.

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