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This one's gonna hurt for awhile...... Let's all hope Bandit and Snowman will be forever be chased by Sheriff Buford T Justice.  RIP my man.

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7 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

I don't normally buy Coors, but this one time, in honor of the Bandit, I will buy some on the way home tonight and toast him.

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No doubt.  Will be buying some as well.  I still love YellaBellies/John Elways/Coors Khaki/Banquets.  Probably my favorite of the mega-production American beers.  

The first two dogs and I had as a child we named Smokey and Bandit.  RIP to a damn legend

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31 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

If I had enough time I'd take these rosary bleads and stuff'em up your nose.

RIP Burt

These fucking bleads?

 

That man lived a good life.  RIP

Dueling banjos at the funeral.

RIP Bandit.  Man this is pretty depressing news.  

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28 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The movie title escapes me but he made it with Beverly D’Angelo as a surrogate mother and they eventually fall in love,IIRC.  Anyways, there’s a scene early on where Burt is in the park and showing off to kids feeding a squirrel and tosses food a little too far and the squirrel gets ran over(brake sounds off camera) and the kids and parents are horrified and scuttle off, shit cracks me still to this day. 

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6 minutes ago, DigDug said:

The first two dogs and I had as a child we named Smokey and Bandit.  RIP to a damn legend

You know a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike

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3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

You know a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike

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I got a week ban for quoting that exact post on Hornfans about Carl Reese.  

Oh man. Childhood icon for me. This sucks.

Just had a little memorial service with a work buddy watching this.

 

Man lived a heck of a life. 

Rip to a legend

42 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I still love YellaBellies/John Elways/Coors Khaki/Banquets.  Probably my favorite of the mega-production American beers.  

Still made with Rocky Mountain spring water exclusively in Golden, Co. (CL is made all over the country)

RIP Gator/Bandit/Crewe/Quint

Always thought his relationship with Dinah was a bit strange given the age difference, should’ve stuck with Sally, though. 

these fuckin bleads, so classic.  Adrienne Barbeau in that jumpsuit was like porn for me at 10 years old.

 

Burt, you hit life right in the nuts.  People don't remember you were flat on your back for almost a year in a dark room with temporomandibular joint dysfunction and was virtually a recluse for over a year.  He was a great guy who came to regret his whoring ways (don't we all, but uh, I guess I wouldn't even be the T-ball equivalent of that pro).  Anyway, amazing person, great actor, self-effacing and humble in later years.  God bless him and his.

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RIP. Was always jealous that he got to hit this.
 
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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

No doubt.  Will be buying some as well.  I still love YellaBellies/John Elways/Coors Khaki/Banquets.  Probably my favorite of the mega-production American beers.  

Have 5 stubbys left over from this weekend.  They're soon gonna be gone

RIP to another legend. 

I can't imagine the trim he pulled when he was at FSU on top of the cream of the crop in Hollywood. 

RIP Burt.

He made some great, fun and funny movies but I still think Deliverance is his best movie.

 

 

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Have 5 stubbys left over from this weekend.  They're soon gonna be gone

Stopped at the Choke and Puke and picked up 2 24 bangers.   They gone 

Oh, and if you see Burt Reynolds would you shake his hand for me
And tell ol' Burt I've seen all his movies

 

RIP

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Oh, and if you see Burt Reynolds would you shake his hand for me
And tell ol' Burt I've seen all his movies

 

RIP

Yep, just sang this line out loud in the office -- shout out from the smoothest country singer ever to the coolest man alive at the time.

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'.

Dude was all class.

I did not know that Lee Corso was his roommate at FSU. Wow. 

 

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Lori Nelson (1959-1960), Judy Carne (1963-1965), Inger Stevens (1970), Chris Noel (1970-1971), Mamie Van Doren (1971), Lorna Luft (1974-1975), Catherine Deneuve (1975), Kim Basinger (1976), Chris Evert (1977), Tammy Wynette (1977), Sally Field (1977-1981), Gig Rauch (1979), Tawny Little (1981), Loni Anderson (1983-1993), Pam Seals (2000). Dates unknown: Adrienne Barbeau, Doris Day, Faye Dunaway, Miko Mayama, Sarah Miles, Dinah Shore

3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Lori Nelson (1959-1960), Judy Carne (1963-1965), Inger Stevens (1970), Chris Noel (1970-1971), Mamie Van Doren (1971), Lorna Luft (1974-1975), Catherine Deneuve (1975), Kim Basinger (1976), Chris Evert (1977), Tammy Wynette (1977), Sally Field (1977-1981), Gig Rauch (1979), Tawny Little (1981), Loni Anderson (1983-1993), Pam Seals (2000). Dates unknown: Adrienne Barbeau, Doris Day, Faye Dunaway, Miko Mayama, Sarah Miles, Dinah Shore

Man....that's just....he's gotta have the first seat in the Hall of Fame, right?

Lori Nelson (1959-1960), Judy Carne (1963-1965), Inger Stevens (1970), Chris Noel (1970-1971), Mamie Van Doren (1971), Lorna Luft (1974-1975), Catherine Deneuve (1975), Kim Basinger (1976), Chris Evert (1977), Tammy Wynette (1977), Sally Field (1977-1981), Gig Rauch (1979), Tawny Little (1981), Loni Anderson (1983-1993), Pam Seals (2000). Dates unknown: Adrienne Barbeau, Doris Day, Faye Dunaway, Miko Mayama, Sarah Miles, Dinah Shore
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Damn, as a kid during the 70’s and 80’s there was nobody cooler.

Damn damn damn.  TCM better have a damn Burt marathon sometime soon.  This probably won't make it, not a huge hit, but one of my favorites, it still cracks me up.  Appropriately, The End.

 

About 12 years ago, I saw Burt Reynolds at a restaurant in Florida. Most of the place ignored him so that he could have his privacy. When he was leaving a girl started to approached him with a camera. She obviously wanted a picture of the Bandit.

When Burt saw her standing there she looked a little embarrassed and started to back away without saying anything. Burt said, "Trying to get a picture?", she mumbled, "yeah". Burt then feigned an irritated face and then opened his arms and said, "Get over here you little hussy." He posed for a few pictures with her and then left.

The whole time I am looking at this 70 something year old man thinking, I wish I was as cool as him.

 

 

 

Watched this just last month. A fitting end.

 

Silence in my house, he taught me how to drive. RIP Mr. Bandit.

The vaseline scene in Striptease killed me. Also the scene where he requested Demi Moore's laundry lint and when asked why, he replied "so I can make love to it." Terrible movie but Reynolds provided some memorable scenes.

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I'd forgotten Striptease. Great in everything he did.

Played God in an episode of The X-Files. I could handle a universe in which Burt was the Creator.

Cannonball Run had it's moments.

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He was one of those larger than life figures of my youth. RIP.

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"I always wanted to experience everything and go down swinging," he wrote in the final paragraph of his memoir. "Well, so far, so good. I know I'm old, but I feel young. And there's one thing they can never take away: Nobody had more fun than I did."

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/burt-reynolds-dead-deliverance-boogie-nights-star-was-82-831093

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep, just sang this line out loud in the office -- shout out from the smoothest country singer ever to the coolest man alive at the time.

And he’s been dead a year on Saturday.  There is no bigger Don Williams fan than me.  Tried to convince my wife to let me buy his old tour bus, the Gypsy Lady, and park it at the ranch for a makeshift cabin.  No dice.  

If I was a single man, that shit would have been done. 

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