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Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

If you have ever been heading south on I-35E and saw a funny looking place right at the split of 67 and 35, that's the place. I don't know if they are Assembly of God, United Pentecostal, or unaffiliated. 

Yeah, I didn't mention that there's no accreditation for them. It's a closed system. If you 'graduate' from there it's to stay within the nurturing confines of the charismatic evangelical movement. 

I could have sworn that was a Billy Graham joint.  But apparently not.

12 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

No, not really.  I think we're going to find though that he was largely a one issue (pro life) nut job.

If so, that would make this even more pathetic. Those nuts are getting everything they ever dreamed of, faster than they could have possibly imagined. 

And it's still not enough.

19 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

No, they both voted. One in the their House and the other in their Senate. If you would like, go look it up here and here.  That is directly from the Minnesota's .gov system. That was the reason I looked it up because it seemed too stupid to be to actually be believable... 

This may end up being politically inconvenient for people, but if the local reports are correct, this is going to get much worse because the name being provided to local law enforcement is someone embedded in Minnesota state politics. 

This whole thing is fucking wild. It has no real part in the the fabric of America and the whole thing is a travesty. 

Minnesota has always been their own strain of weird politically, but for the most part has been fairly civil with their differences. If the name being circulated is the true, it makes no sense to me. 

 

 

 

19 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Yes they both voted. No, they didn't both vote for it. You didn't read your own link. Hoffman voted against:

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Hoffman actually voted against it twice. He voted against suspending the rules to accelerate its readings for votes and then against the passage of the bill. 

Don't be a pussy. Come and take your medicine and apologize, especially after that condescending lecture on political inconvenience. 

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From yesterday morning.  We know now that Gilbert was taken too.

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21 hours ago, someguy said:

The first page of this thread isn't aging well.  

Not going to have the balls to show back up, are you?

20 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Imagine that. 

Tell us about page 2 and 3.

19 hours ago, burnt beanz said:

It appears he worked for some other left leaning orgs. 

The business development manager page is empty now 

https://www.mnafricansunited.org/jobsbdm/business-development-manager-(bdm)

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Just a reminder to everyone that this is GRUHorn, and he’s only been crowdsourced about 30 times so far…

19 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Lol. Idiots. 

You think the evangelical Trump voter is a left wing assassin and you’re accusing others of being an idiot, do I have that correctly?

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It’s gross reading the posts from guys thinking they’re dunking on the libs.

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20 minutes ago, royiv said:

It’s gross reading the posts from guys thinking they’re dunking on the libs.

Page 2 was the Boise State square for MAGA hoping this politically motivated mass shooting was by a leftist. 

 

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

It’s gross reading the posts from guys thinking they’re dunking on the libs.

They do this every time. They ignore all the pro-life, anti-Dem, pro-Trump garbage and find the one thing that says “leftist” 

This guy said he likes our national parks. LIBTARD! 

One time the shooter liked an instagram post of Joe Biden’s. LIBTARD 

Etc. etc. 

57 years old and lived with roommates. So he was a loser. But sure it was politicians' fault.

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

57 years old and lived with roommates. So he was a loser. But sure it was politicians' fault.

Wait.  I thought he was married with kids?

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

57 years old and lived with roommates. So he was a loser. But sure it was politicians' fault.

 

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Wait.  I thought he was married with kids?

Apparently, he rented a room in this other house and stayed there a few days per week but also lived with his wife and (maybe) kids elsewhere. Weird shit.

Wife was pulled over by police and had some interesting shit in her vehicle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14814103/minnesota-shooter-vance-boelter-wife-traffic-stop-discovery.html

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The wife of the suspect accused of killing a Minnesota politician and attempting to assassinate another was found with a trove of suspicious items in her car.

Vance Boelter's wife Jenny was stopped by authorities at a convenience store while driving a car with three other relatives inside near Onamia at 10am on Saturday.

She was found with a weapon, ammunition, cash and passports about 75 miles from where the shootings took place in Brooklyn Park and Champlin, Minnesota, eight hours earlier. 

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4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Wait.  I thought he was married with kids?

Maybe he was a repressed homosexual. Those guys never act out, or become right wing politicians or anything. 

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12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Wait.  I thought he was married with kids?

Psychopaths do weird shit. News at 11.

57 years old and lived with roommates. So he was a loser. But sure it was politicians' fault.

He was a loser. And a fundagelical Trump supporter. But I repeat myself.

Hopefully, they're closing the noose. The fact that they nabbed his wife driving up to the Northwoods with cash and weapons, along with other family members, might mean they've got a good lead.

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I want him taken alive but I can tell he's a fucking coward who's going to off himself when he knows he's cornered.

On 6/14/2025 at 10:57 AM, Rip76 said:

I do not think this is funny in the least.  
It’s you I’m laughing at.  I mean we have no idea who did this, but apparently you do.

Where you at?

23 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I want him taken alive but I can tell he's a fucking coward who's going to off himself when he knows he's cornered.

They have the wife. She’s bound to know some things and they have her for at least aiding and abetting, so hopefully she’s in a sharing mood. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They have the wife. She’s bound to know some things and they have her for at least aiding and abetting, so hopefully she’s in a sharing mood. 

Definitely seems like she was in on it

19 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Minnesota Star-Tribune rolling coverage of the suspect. Interesting text sent to his "housemates," which itself is not well explained.

https://www.startribune.com/brooklyn-park-police-searching-for-suspect-in-multiple-targeted-shootings/601372993

5:35 p.m. - Vance Boelter texted roommates that he was “going to be gone for a while” and “may be dead shortly,” according to one of his housemates in North Minneapolis who read the message aloud to reporters. Boelter reached out to roommates David Carlson and Ron Ramsey.

“David and Ron, I love you guys. I made some choices, and you guys don’t know anything about this, but I’m going to be gone for a while. May be dead shortly, so I just want to let you know I love you guys both and I wish it hadn’t gone this way. I don’t want to say anything more and implicate you in any way because you guys don’t know anything about this. But I love you guys and I’m sorry for all the trouble this has caused.”

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

Had cash and passports. 

And a weapon. But was in the car with three other people?

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Had cash and passports. 

I’d guess their bug out plan was to get into Canada.  Fewer wall on that border. 

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They have the wife. She’s bound to know some things and they have her for at least aiding and abetting, so hopefully she’s in a sharing mood. 

 

7 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Definitely seems like she was in on it

I wonder why he didn't send her a text beforehand that repeatedly said that she didn't know anything about it?

 

18 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Agreed. The link I gave from the Star-Tribune mentioned that he also had a wife and kids, but that doesn't sound like a wife-and-kids household. The article didn't reconcile the info, but the S-T is also probably in full-blown panic mode trying to process all the stuff it's got coming in from whoever was available to work on a Saturday.

Bottom line is he sounds like a real piece of work whose life may have been falling apart. His guideposts may have all been pulled up -- lost his income, might have lost his family, probably never had a good sense of what his church and his god even meant because he may have never put independent thought into either. Tragic all around.

 

13 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Definitely seems like she was in on it

Yeah, I'm reconsidering my take on the dude's guideposts (which was still, to be fair to myself, an early take). Looks like maybe he kept his guideposts, and that may have been the major problem. His family and friends also appear to have been under the influence of a view that will cause the world a bit of grief in the near future, from the looks of things. 

Some of us would consider ourselves spiritual and/or religious. Virtually all of us have friends and family who are spiritual and/or religious. And most of us are going to be in the very uncomfortable position for a while of trying to figure out what the hell that means in the context of a time of serious reckoning.

I'm really struggling with it and am now heading to the basement for a workout and then out to the patio for a beer. 

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47 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I want him taken alive but I can tell he's a fucking coward who's going to off himself when he knows he's cornered.

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27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Where you at?

Father’s Day Brunch in the Woodlands.

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Father’s Day Brunch in the Woodlands.

Then get off your phone!

 

Happy Fathers Day

46 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Father’s Day Brunch in the Woodlands.

What did you do to your kids to piss them off?

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19 hours ago, hornian said:

The only people who are surprised are the idiot who said the first page was aging poorly and the 5 other idiots who liked that post. 
 

…did I mention they are idiots? 
 

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3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Father’s Day Brunch in the Woodlands.

The simulation is getting lazy again.

 

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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Nobody posted Uncle Festers pic yet?

 

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6 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

The Vance guy supposedly surrendered to a police drone just now.

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10 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Maybe he had to go to the other house when he snored too loudly.

He gets another house if he snores too loudly instead of the fucking living room couch?

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7 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Some of us would consider ourselves spiritual and/or religious. Virtually all of us have friends and family who are spiritual and/or religious. And most of us are going to be in the very uncomfortable position for a while of trying to figure out what the hell that means in the context of a time of serious reckoning.

I'm really struggling with it and am now heading to the basement for a workout and then out to the patio for a beer. 

I'm willing to give that whole "Leftovers" thing a shot where 2% of the religious types disappear/are raptured up.

And you have a basement?

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15 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

The Vance guy supposedly surrendered to a police drone just now.

Likely he has lawyered up and just surrendered to the drone to say that they are looking for the wrong guy!

He was wearing a mask that looked a lot like himself. Shoulda sprung for the Luigi mask.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm willing to give that whole "Leftovers" thing a shot where 2% of the religious types disappear/are raptured up.

And you have a basement?

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Lots of us rockstars in the Midwest. We all go down to the basement to hide from the other people who look and act normal most of the time but might really be wackos. Practically a full-time job.

Edit: Jeez, was being facetious, but I just watched that interview with his "roommate." Wow. I'm headed to the basement.

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