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Minnesota lawmakers shot by person impersonating as a police officer *Update—2 killed*

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Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Christians are under no obligation to tithe and they all give freely.

Except for the millions who give under the threat of eternal damnation.

Bwahahahah what a dumb fucking post and I’m 10 drinks deep in wrigley

edit: unalcoholic drinks

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Y'all are engaging the single dumbest poster in this forum. How boring. 

I don’t know who’s the dumbest anymore, which probably means I’m the dumbest.

On your phone discussing religion on a message board while drinking in wrigley is crazy work. Slightly terrifying.

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Bwahahahah what a dumb fucking post and I’m 10 drinks deep in wrigley

You're right. Christianity doesn't have a long history of manipulating adherents with the idea of hell.

My bad.

Just now, Kermit said:

I don’t know who’s the dumbest anymore, which probably means I’m the dumbest.

I'm pretty sure it's me.

And that's OK.

Just now, David Dennison said:

You're right. Christianity doesn't have a long history of manipulating adherents with the idea of hell.

My bad.

Sure as hell not a dollar amount spoken

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Y'all are engaging the single dumbest poster in this forum. How boring. 

There should be a poll for this, because it’s honestly a tough choice

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Y'all are engaging the single dumbest poster in this forum. How boring. 

And you literally don’t know what holding is

55 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The Crusades and Inquisition are two of my favorite examples.

What are some of yours?

Burning “witches”

Molesting altar boys

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Y'all are engaging the single dumbest poster in this forum. How boring. 

At least do it in a different thread.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

On your phone discussing religion on a message board while drinking in wrigley is crazy work. Slightly terrifying.

I rwalked in front of 4 cars. I’m a tank. Let’s keep it going though.

indulgences were 500 years ago and that has everything to do with 2025

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

this guy has help

Definitely. That hit list was pretty ambitious for one person 

2 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Burning “witches”

Molesting altar boys

Were these widespread?  Or just Bawstin

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Were these widespread?  Or just Bawstin

In the early modern period, from about 1400 to 1775, about 100,000 people were prosecuted for witchcraft in Europe and British America.[1]Between 40,000 and 60,000[2][3] were executed, almost all in Europe.[citation needed]The witch-hunts were particularly severe in parts of the Holy Roman Empire.[citation needed]Prosecutions for witchcraft reached a high point from 1560 to 1630,[4][5] during the Counter-Reformation and the European wars of religion. Among the lower classes, accusations of witchcraft were usually made by neighbors,[6] and women and men made formal accusations of witchcraft.[7] Magical healers or 'cunning folk' were sometimes prosecuted for witchcraft, but seem to have made up a minority of the accused.[8][9] Roughly 80% of those convicted were women,[10] most of them over the age of 40.[11][12][13] In some regions, convicted witches were burnt at the stake, the traditional punishment for religious heresy.
 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_trials_in_the_early_modern_period

Et tu @tx 3 puttI liked you. Victoria guy born and raised, which probably doesn’t help ha

 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

In the early modern period, from about 1400 to 1775, about 100,000 people were prosecuted for witchcraft in Europe and British America.[1]Between 40,000 and 60,000[2][3] were executed, almost all in Europe.[citation needed]The witch-hunts were particularly severe in parts of the Holy Roman Empire.[citation needed]Prosecutions for witchcraft reached a high point from 1560 to 1630,[4][5] during the Counter-Reformation and the European wars of religion. Among the lower classes, accusations of witchcraft were usually made by neighbors,[6] and women and men made formal accusations of witchcraft.[7] Magical healers or 'cunning folk' were sometimes prosecuted for witchcraft, but seem to have made up a minority of the accused.[8][9] Roughly 80% of those convicted were women,[10] most of them over the age of 40.[11][12][13] In some regions, convicted witches were burnt at the stake, the traditional punishment for religious heresy.
 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_trials_in_the_early_modern_period

A copy paste bwahaha

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In the early modern period, from about 1400 to 1775, about 100,000 people were prosecuted for witchcraft in Europe and British America.[1]Between 40,000 and 60,000[2][3] were executed, almost all in Europe.[citation needed]The witch-hunts were particularly severe in parts of the Holy Roman Empire.[citation needed]Prosecutions for witchcraft reached a high point from 1560 to 1630,[4][5] during the Counter-Reformation and the European wars of religion. Among the lower classes, accusations of witchcraft were usually made by neighbors,[6] and women and men made formal accusations of witchcraft.[7] Magical healers or 'cunning folk' were sometimes prosecuted for witchcraft, but seem to have made up a minority of the accused.[8][9] Roughly 80% of those convicted were women,[10] most of them over the age of 40.[11][12][13] In some regions, convicted witches were burnt at the stake, the traditional punishment for religious heresy.
 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_trials_in_the_early_modern_period

Relevant part below

Between 40,000 and 60,000[2][3] were executed, almost all in Europe.

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Y'all are engaging the single dumbest poster in this forum. How boring. 

The only person on this site that I have on ignore. It’s just a floodgate of stupidity when he gets going and people keep quoting him.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Relevant part below

Between 40,000 and 60,000[2][3] were executed, almost all in Europe.

Which …is not Boston. Which is what you asked. It was all over the Christian world.  Now my question to you is- was it also in the non-Christian world?

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm pretty sure it's me.

And that's OK.

Tail tucked

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

The only person on this site that I have on ignore. It’s just a floodgate of stupidity when he gets going and people keep quoting him.

Name a parking lot in Scottsdale and I can meet you with this dumb shit

Look at all these things that happened centuries ago outside America… real bad. 

Stassney really enjoying his Fathers Day bender.🤘

it would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic, sad, and predictable. Get help you reckless fuckwit. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which …is not Boston. Which is what you asked. It was all over the Christian world.  Now my question to you is- was it also in the non-Christian world?

Not what I asked. Whole hug ass list of things not in America except what 2 or 3. It’s infantile percentages and it doesn’t sway public opinion

Just now, hookemATL said:

Stassney really enjoying his Fathers Day bender.🤘

it would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic, sad, and predictable. Get help you reckless fuckwit. 

What do you Actually have a problem with? I’m overwhelmingly correct

10 minutes ago, royiv said:

The only person on this site that I have on ignore. It’s just a floodgate of stupidity when he gets going and people keep quoting him.

Organized religion is a net positive, and this forum reacted to a nuclear bomb.

I’m going to the Thai festival in Irving park. You guys wanna see some azn? At 4% don’t yell

So you just throw out the notion that organized religion is a net positive and expect people to take it on faith.

Makes sense.

Yep, non profits prove that.

….and Jimmy Carter.

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1 minute ago, miguelito said:

So did they catch the assassin guy yet?

Nope.  The most interesting thing to me in the press conference is that the wife and other family members are not in custody- even though it's reported that they had what amounts to an escape kit with them.

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

So did they catch the assassin guy yet?

We’re letting this one slide since he’s done so much good at the church 

2 minutes ago, miguelito said:

So did they catch the assassin guy yet?

This is what I gathered from the press conference. Hope it helps.

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10 minutes into the press conference he started saying "We do not yet have him in custody". I think he said it three times. Yep, got it. Kind of weird.

22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We’re letting this one slide since he’s done so much good at the church 

Who has said that?

 

I would just like to point out that any multibillionaire who gives away his entire wealth for tax reasons isn't smart enough to be a mutlibillionaire.  Therefore, that's not why it happens.

Can dude pick a schtick and stick to it for 3 minutes? Holy fuck.

37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I would just like to point out that any multibillionaire who gives away his entire wealth for tax reasons isn't smart enough to be a mutlibillionaire.  Therefore, that's not why it happens.

Except for all the one listed from the billionaire pledge?

29 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can dude pick a schtick and stick to it for 3 minutes? Holy fuck.

Tell us what shticks

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