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54 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Age can alter the playing field.  I’m far better looking at 70 than I was at 25 - at least we compared to my overall male peers at the time. 

Having all my hair, not overweight, and not needing blue pills puts me ahead of a hell of a lot of older dudes now…..and that being alive part.   

 

I'll tell you what I'm looking at: the next condo board president of Del Boca Vista, Phase 3!

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

I'll tell you what I'm looking at: the next condo board president of Del Boca Vista, Phase 3!

Like The Villages - all of the STDs, but still going there to die. 

You can’t pay me to move to Florida. I look forward to dying in France or Portugal. 

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Like The Villages - all of the STDs, but still going there to die. 

You can’t pay me to move to Florida. I look forward to dying in France or Portugal. 

Don't sleep on Montpellier nor Monte Argentario.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

It’s not. Height translates to people as power, masculinity and success. It’s why short people generally don’t elected President 

The weird thing is the short kings are the super rich. Maybe BECAUSE they were short, they had to compensate and become smart and wealthy.

10 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

The weird thing is the short kings are the super rich. Maybe BECAUSE they were short, they had to compensate and become smart and wealthy.

This sounds scientifically legit. I heard one guy or or a comic or something insist that because he had a small dick, his swimmers had to travel exponentially further to fertilize an egg. So if he got a woman pregnant, you know it had to be the best and most efficient swimmer he had, as where some low IQ clown with a horsecock could dump his load right next to the egg, and some retarded sperm with 3 tails that could only swim in circles had a fair shot of getting to the prize. 

I bet he felt much better about himself as he cried himself to sleep in unfathomable loneliness every night. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This sounds scientifically legit. I heard one guy or or a comic or something insist that because he had a small dick, his swimmers had to travel exponentially further to fertilize an egg. So if he got a woman pregnant, you know it had to be the best and most efficient swimmer he had, as where some low IQ clown with a horsecock could dump his load right next to the egg, and some retarded sperm with 3 tails that could only swim in circles had a fair shot of getting to the prize. 

I bet he felt much better about himself as he cried himself to sleep in unfathomable loneliness every night. 

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Here are some examples of short billionaires:

Evan Spiegel: The co-founder and CEO of Snap Inc. is reportedly 5'8".

Dustin Moskovitz: A co-founder of Facebook, is reportedly 5'7".

Travis Kalanick: The co-founder of Uber, is reportedly 5'6".

Gary Vaynerchuk: The entrepreneur and internet personality, is reportedly 5'7"

Jeff Bezos: The founder of Amazon, is reportedly 5'7".

Mark Zuckerberg: The CEO of Meta (Facebook), is also reportedly 5'7".

Jack Ma: The founder of Alibaba, is reportedly 5'0".

Carlos Slim: The Mexican business magnate, is reportedly 5'7".

 

 

The weird thing is the short kings are the super rich. Maybe BECAUSE they were short, they had to compensate and become smart and wealthy.

My brother in law is short (kinda resembles Mr. Peepers in appearance and general hygiene habits)has 3 baby mommas that are as wide as they are tall, and if it weren’t for my mother in law paying his property taxes the last several years he’d also be homeless. And since he works for my father in law I know he’s made over $110k/year since 2018. Maybe you’re right and he’s just the outlier.
6 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

 

Oh shit. You were fucking serious. Wow.
 


 

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Here is a list of American billionaires who's heights are known:

Bill Gates = 5'10

Jeff Bezos = 5'8

Warren Buffett = 5'10

Mark Zuckerberg = 5'7.5

Larry Ellison = 6'3

David Koch = 6'5

Michael Bloomberg = 5'8

Larry Page = 5'11

Sergey Brin = 5'8

Kevin Systrom = 6'5

Paul Allen = 5'10

Sean Parker = 5'10

Elon Musk = 6'2

Steve Ballmer = 6'5

The average height of billionaires is 5'11.6 Which is 2.4 inches above the national average (5'9.2 according to the CDC). Billionaires are about as tall as the average CEO

 

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It would be interesting to see how your Captain Caveman looking ass would fare in today’s environment.

Captain Caveman rolled straight out of a fucking Pleistocene glacier and into a 70's multiracial Teen Angel 4-way.

No reason Imma couldn't wreck shop on today's scene. Assuming he could avoid heat-related illness.

 

 

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All I know is my wife said if she were taller than I was, we would have never dated.

I'm like gotdam...so glad I could control that!

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

And its not just tall women. In fact, women under 5'3 tend to have the 6'+ more than others. 

Mrs. Brat was 5’2” when we were first married 58 years ago and I was 6’ even. 
Now she’s 5’ & 1/2”. I am currently 5’10.5”. 
Should I consult with Hornian?

Just now, Armybrat said:

Mrs. Brat was 5’2” when we were first married 58 years ago and I was 6’ even. 
Now she’s 5’ & 1/2”. I am currently 5’10.5”. 
Should I consult with Hornian?

You've still got your 10 inches on her.

Which means you can still put your 4 inches in her, I think.

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Mrs. Brat was 5’2” when we were first married 58 years ago and I was 6’ even. 
Now she’s 5’ & 1/2”. I am currently 5’10.5”. 
Should I consult with Hornian?

we're shrinking as the spinal discs start to compress over the decades.  I'm still around 6'5 in shoes, but not barefoot like I used to be. 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

This is fucking dumb, Women aren't voting 30% different than men. fucking garbage ass study.

See below 2024 Presidential election results.  By my maths, it was a spread of 32 pts between young men and women voters...

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If you don't see the ideological difference between young men and women right now, then I just have to assume you don't interact with very many people in that demographic.  The difference between my daughter's female friends (at Arkansas), and my son's male friends (at UT) is staggering.  And that doesn't even account for the fact that the overall population at Arkansas skews conservative and the population at UT skews liberal.  

Can anyone find out who this nice young lady is? Asking for a friend.

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•2h ago

Nobody asked, but the tattoo on her left bicep says “black sheep” in Thai.

 

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•2h ago

But, she doesn't have any wool

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

No reason Imma couldn't wreck shop on today's scene. Assuming he could avoid heat-related illness.

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What a catch!

Oh that wasn’t a jab at anyone.  I was just thinking about this thread, then I remembered seeing that pic, and thought, “this is sort of that.”

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Oh that wasn’t a jab at anyone.  I was just thinking about this thread, then I remembered seeing that pic, and thought, “this is sort of that.”

Are you trying to tell me you don’t think that sweet ass waxed mustache, beautiful long hair, designer glasses, neatly manicured and painted finger nail playa with his leather members only jacket and tight ass ring bling isn't pulling all the wool?

Afraid I strongly disagree. 

I live by the golden rule of relationships:  If it flies, floats, or fucks, you're better off renting.

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Are you trying to tell me you don’t think that sweet ass waxed mustache, beautiful long hair, designer glasses, neatly manicured and painted finger nail playa with his leather members only jacket and tight ass ring bling isn't pulling all the wool?

Afraid I strongly disagree. 

I mean, I know this is sarcasm....but he may be neck-deep in hairy-armpitted, patchouli-smelling lovin'.  It's possible.  Not pleasant to think about, but possible.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I know this is sarcasm....but he may be neck-deep in hairy-armpitted, patchouli-smelling lovin'.  It's possible.  Not pleasant to think about, but possible.

Well, man... maybe, but thats no skin off my back.

Edit - Upon further review, he seems like the sort of fella that ends up in an "open" relationship with the sort of woman you described +/- 100 lbs (definitely +). 

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, man... maybe, but thats no skin off my back.

"Jealous."  The word you were looking for is "jealous."

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Jealous."  The word you were looking for is "jealous."

Missed my edit homie. Absolutely... I was known to stalk the outside edges of drum circles in the trees at Eeyore's Bday Party.

This is news to no one.

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Mrs. Brat was 5’2” when we were first married 58 years ago and I was 6’ even. 
Now she’s 5’ & 1/2”. I am currently 5’10.5”. 
Should I consult with Hornian?

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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

When the models of "teach your sons how to pursue women" are "treat women like subhuman bitches, and if they don't bow to your will, call them bitches," that ain't good.

When I talk to young women we hire, and they all relate the same story -- getting hit on at the gym, and politely turning a guy down, and he says "whatever, you're fat and ugly anyway."  Seriously, when I was hearing that story for the 4th time, it was just fucking sad.

Trust me, I got shot down plenty back in the day (gotta swing the bat if you want to hit the ball).  When I got shot down, I just moved on.  Said stuff like "alright, well enjoy your workout," or "well y'all enjoy your evening," and that's that.  Toxic fucking loserdom from this new crowd, man.

I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like.  She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days. 

9 hours ago, immamac said:

It's really funny how this thread is all stories about young men that don't have problems because it's actually not a problem. Where are the stories of the young men we all know that are incel morons, I wanna hear those stories.

I don't think anyone here actually wants to hear those stories... If you’re a lonely young male in the age of social media, you can’t be active on social media because then everyone will know you’re lonely. But if you’re not on social media, you’re essentially unable to get a girlfriend because if she can’t find you on social media, you’re a weirdo. We’ve created a society where wise people avoid social media because it’s harmful, but social media is required if you want to be a part of society. The results are predictable. 

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like.  She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days. 

How many dates does it normally take for her to give it up?

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like.  She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days. 

 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Are you trying to tell me you don’t think that sweet ass waxed mustache, beautiful long hair, designer glasses, neatly manicured and painted finger nail playa with his leather members only jacket and tight ass ring bling isn't pulling all the wool?

Afraid I strongly disagree. 

If by wool, you mean cock, then yes.

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like.  She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days. 

It was probably all of the pro-life posters that made him ask.

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like.  She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days. 

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Just now, Deej said:

If by wool, you mean cock, then yes.

You want to dump him on the Surly gay mafia, that your cross to bear my man. I am not getting on THEIR list. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

You want to dump him on the Surly gay mafia, that your cross to bear my man. I am not getting on THEIR list. 

Too late.

 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Already gave it up on date 1 or 2? 

I don't think anyone here actually wants to hear those stories... If you’re a lonely young male in the age of social media, you can’t be active on social media because then everyone will know you’re lonely. But if you’re not on social media, you’re essentially unable to get a girlfriend because if she can’t find you on social media, you’re a weirdo. We’ve created a society where wise people avoid social media because it’s harmful, but social media is required if you want to be a part of society. The results are predictable. 

There’s a middle lane. Have a simple, curated social media presence with enough, but not too much. And you tell gals that you do social media, but you prefer not to share too much with the whole world. Some things are meant to be private.
Then you let em see a few pics of you with friends, a pic or two in a pretty locale, and that’s that.
Just now, B00M said:

 

Already gave it up on date 1 or 2? 

Your mom gave it up after a nice seafood dinner and I never called her again. The bar has been set. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


There’s a middle lane. Have a simple, curated social media presence with enough, but not too much. And you tell gals that you do social media, but you prefer not to share too much with the whole world. Some things are meant to be private.
Then you let em see a few pics of you with friends, a pic or two in a pretty locale, and that’s that.

And then when you get them added on Insta, BAM! Unrelenting dick pics. 

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