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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


There’s a middle lane. Have a simple, curated social media presence with enough, but not too much. And you tell gals that you do social media, but you prefer not to share too much with the whole world. Some things are meant to be private.
Then you let em see a few pics of you with friends, a pic or two in a pretty locale, and that’s that.

I curate my very limited social media (basically just IG) a lot. Artists, comedians, and people I know. My pics are boring for most, but my friends and family appear to enjoy them. Mostly my dogs and nature pics. Occasional trip pics. That's it. 

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I curate my very limited social media (basically just IG) a lot. Artists, comedians, and people I know. My pics are boring for most, but my friends and family appear to enjoy them. Mostly my dogs and nature pics. Occasional dick pics. That's it. 

Fixed

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fixed

Well, I was trying to be modest but as an old short fat poor slob, I have to show off my top asset.

57 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like.  She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days. 

Bitch is prude. 

26 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dudes should post more fishing pics. Ladies love that.

They do, and those fish ain't gonna clean and cook themselves. 

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

They do, and those fish ain't gonna clean and cook themselves. 

No doubt, no doubt. 

You wanna pull a fit ho, throw yo fish in a cooler and take them big bass to the gym. Snap a selfie there with them then while reppin' your fresh slab. 

Pimpin' ain't easy playa!

11 hours ago, troph said:

 

"the only thing he's good for is killing a snake and lifting heavy things."

How else is she going to get out of the fuckin’ bath tub? Ain’t no Chain Fall in the bathroom.

1 minute ago, troph said:

Wife and I were at the Mexican restaurant bar the other day, it was Wednesday I think, game one of the Texas / tech WCWS… clearly this twosome was on a date at the bar and they were in our field of view right in front of us as we were sitting at a cocktail table right next to the bar. Long story short they started getting handsy so we assumed third date after some reasoning. Well they got a bit drunk and started talking us up, found out it was their first date. We left after the game, they had already left but we found them on a bench outside the restaurant just all over each other. Pretty sure she was giving something up that night. She was a legit 9 body and face wise. Late 20s he was mid 30s and I just thought wow I could not do this, shes at least giving him a blow job first date if not more. Fucking crazy. 

Maybe a little racist but I'm suprised there are Mexican food restaurants in Vietnam.

9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Maybe a little racist but I'm suprised there are Mexican food restaurants in Vietnam.

Anything is a Mexican restaurant, if you're brave enough.

12 minutes ago, troph said:

…Pretty sure she was giving something up that night. She was a legit 9 body and face wise. Late 20s he was mid 30s and I just thought wow I could not do this… 

Wisdom is wasted on the old.. or something like that. 

Just now, troph said:

We were too close for a camera. But she walked in and completely disrupted both of our trains of thought and my wife chuckled as I just lost complete focus as I stared at her ass as she walked by us to sit down. 

Clearly, you need some Surly creeper pic lessons. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Two lesbians staring… no gawking. you’re right actually. A camera would have been much less intrusive.

"Why do you ask, Two Lesbians Staring?"

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Two lesbians staring… no gawking. you’re right actually. A camera would have been much less intrusive.

True, but from where I'm sitting way less intriguing.

 

40 minutes ago, troph said:

To be fair I’ve never had sex with someone I didn’t already know pretty well.  But then I’ve never had to use apps to date. Mostly because they didn’t exist or when they did I found my lady through community volunteering. 

My wife and I furked date one. That said we’d been talking on the hinge for a couple weeks prior. Also she’s French/Brazilian and I’m pretty irresistible 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Your mom gave it up after a nice seafood dinner and I never called her again. The bar has been set. 

she mentioned the bisque...

2 hours ago, troph said:

Wife and I were at the Mexican restaurant bar the other day, it was Wednesday I think, game one of the Texas / tech WCWS… clearly this twosome was on a date at the bar and they were in our field of view right in front of us as we were sitting at a cocktail table right next to the bar. Long story short they started getting handsy so we assumed third date after some reasoning. Well they got a bit drunk and started talking us up, found out it was their first date. We left after the game, they had already left but we found them on a bench outside the restaurant just all over each other. Pretty sure she was giving something up that night. She was a legit 9 body and face wise. Late 20s he was mid 30s and I just thought wow I could not do this, shes at least giving him a blow job first date if not more. Fucking crazy. 

This was pretty common in the 90's too. I don't think this is a recent trend. Butt stuff on the other hand is definitely more common now than it was in the 90's. 

11 hours ago, troph said:

Snakes, lifting heavy things and tall… you forgot the tall part, you’re fine, you don’t even have to deal with snakes and you’re good.

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8 hours ago, mchookem said:

she mentioned the bisque...

Was it lobster bisque? If so, definitely need some more details.

Your mom gave it up after a nice seafood dinner and I never called her again. The bar has been set. 

People, are we just going to pretend South Austins mom doesn’t exist? No dinner, not even small talk, just walk right in and….
14 hours ago, mchookem said:

she mentioned the bisque...

And the shrimp. 

On 6/15/2025 at 7:12 PM, immamac said:

I think this is a largely overstated problem and some of you need to fucking chill out. 

a man in a military uniform is smiling and says lighten up francis .

Mrs. CHIEF and I were laughing about this a while back. CHIEF Jr. has very little to almost no social media. He still meets gals at the bar, or on the lake. Something I didn't know, and he was a bit embarrassed by, was that his old girlfriend gave him a YELP review, not sure if it was on a dating site. I never looked for it, but my wife did. I finally confessed to him one night that I heard he had a YELP review. He didn't want to discuss it, but I told him I had to know if she trashed you to all of the internet. He said it was a very fair review, she gave him 4.5 stars out of 5, and a 5 on shaggin' (his proud moment). She was always a gracious, and very kind person during the day, it was that she was a drunk, verbally abusive insomniac at night.

CHIEF

Just now, troph said:

he got a YELP review for fucking?

I mean, I guess if he'd fucked someone from out of town, his review woulda been on Tripadvisor.

9 minutes ago, troph said:

he got a YELP review for fucking?

Under the Plumber category.

25 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

was that his old girlfriend gave him a YELP review

 

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27 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

She was always a gracious, and very kind person during the day, it was that she was a drunk, verbally abusive insomniac at night.

Wheelhouse.

42 minutes ago, troph said:

he got a YELP review for fucking?

Apparently, it was for the overall "boyfriend" experience. Saying he was a good dude, and he was good in the sack. If it were me, I would get a print out of the review and keep it in my wallet.

CHIEF

I keep the good reviews on my phone. They were making my wallet too fat.

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1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

Mrs. CHIEF and I were laughing about this a while back. CHIEF Jr. has very little to almost no social media. He still meets gals at the bar, or on the lake. Something I didn't know, and he was a bit embarrassed by, was that his old girlfriend gave him a YELP review, not sure if it was on a dating site. I never looked for it, but my wife did. I finally confessed to him one night that I heard he had a YELP review. He didn't want to discuss it, but I told him I had to know if she trashed you to all of the internet. He said it was a very fair review, she gave him 4.5 stars out of 5, and a 5 on shaggin' (his proud moment). She was always a gracious, and very kind person during the day, it was that she was a drunk, verbally abusive insomniac at night.

CHIEF


‘She’ gave him a 4.5 huh?

Maybe want to sit down Chief Jr and tell him he better check inside the teepee before you end up smoking a peace pipe.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:


‘She’ gave him a 4.5 huh?

Maybe want to sit down Chief Jr and tell him he better check inside the teepee before you end up smoking a peace pipe.

He lost half a point for his dad watching from the corner of the room. 

45 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

If it were me, I would get a print out of the review and keep it in my wallet.

If it were you, the review wouldn't have been something you'd want to keep.

55 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


‘She’ gave him a 4.5 huh?

Maybe want to sit down Chief Jr and tell him he better check inside the teepee before you end up smoking a peace pipe.

Fuck, I told him if he was a 4.5 on Amazon Prime, he would be a #1 seller. I bet her biggest knock was that he wouldn't skip work to drive to downtown Dallas, drunk, at 3 am on a work day. She has a complete disregard for shit that will get you arrested or killed.

CHIEF

Maybe she was just letting everyone know the length?

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

Maybe she was just letting everyone know the length?

Probably girth. She had wide hips.

CHIEF

5 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Probably girth. She had wide hips.

CHIEF

He boldly went where every man has gone before?

I could only make it through three pages.  The usual suspects of this forum trying to write a book on how to be a man is laughable. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

He boldly went where every man has gone before?

It's like John Daly hitting his driver. Thousands have hit off the same tee box, but very few have hit it so deep down the fairway.

CHIEF

22 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

My wife and I furked date one. That said we’d been talking on the hinge for a couple weeks prior. Also she’s French/Brazilian and I’m pretty irresistible 

Not a universal rule of thumb but I find most women will internally decide if they will sleep with a man on a first date or within a few shorter interactions. Once they have decided, its just a few factors like alcohol, follow-through, and mood that day whether it happens on a first date.

And also not universal, but a man will often need to decide if he wants a fun time or something really serious. Many women will file you away as a fling or one night stand if they sleep with you on the first date especially if internally she is “not a girl who does that.”

 If you’re really interested, a good path is to make clear you really want to and make sure it happens on like date 3 or 4. But you can absolutely close your own window if you wait to long and make her think you’re not really into her.

YMMV if like you and me, you are innately charming, worldly, and debonair and can make it happen whenever and wherever on your own terms. Advice above is for the regular guys. 

2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Apparently, it was for the overall "boyfriend" experience. Saying he was a good dude, and he was good in the sack. If it were me, I would get a print out of the review and keep it in my wallet.

CHIEF

Yes, a great move to get dates is to produce pieces of paper from your wallet that proclaim you a good boyfriend and pipe-layer. If I ever find myself single again I might make some laminated cards to that effect. 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Yes, a great move to get dates is to produce pieces of paper from your wallet that proclaim you a good boyfriend and pipe-layer. If I ever find myself single again I might make some laminated cards to that effect. 

I said if it were ME. He is a smart fucker, I'm sure he has it on the iCloud somewhere.

 

CHIEF

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