Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How about you shoot yourself in the penis? 

The bullet would bounce off and damage my new wood floor.

  • Replies 651
  • Views 46.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

kinky

5 minutes ago, Guest Camel said:

When he goes to that stupid little voice of his and says one of his stupid "patented" catchphrases from 1970 I literally want to shoot someone.

Post less.

4 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Who says you have to root for the school you attended?

Aggy.... duh.

 

 

DD earned the MVP.... MOP

 

DiVincenzo and Pitt offensive tackle Brian O'Neill won two state championships as high school teammates in Delaware. Both kids are winners.

Edited by PittsburghTiger

DiVincenzo went fucking bonkers tonight.  Michigan showed how much Wagner was their only real stud.  Ugly ass game to end maybe one of the most incredible tourney's yet.  11 in the final four, 16 over a 1, lots of 7,8,9s playing deep into the tourney.  Till next year bitches.

You know Chuck's been eating and fucking alot over the weekend when his voice is gone.

Just now, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

DiVincenzo went fucking bonkers tonight.  Michigan showed how much Wagner was their only real stud.  Ugly ass game to end maybe one of the most incredible tourney's yet.  11 in the final four, 16 over a 1, lots of 7,8,9s playing deep into the tourney.  Till next year bitches.

Michigan has a lot more than Wagner.   But they just ran up against a really, really good team tonight.

15 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Aggy.... duh.

 

 

But aggy is Alabama's biggest fan. They think the Crimson Tide is dreamy. No exaggeration.

Yep, congrats Villanova. Sad that Texas is finishing only 37th in the nation in such a down year across the nation. But then, we're still trying to construct an actual team. 

Another year, another time I missed being in the One Shining Moment highlights.

Le sigh.

Another year, another time I missed being in the One Shining Moment highlights.
Le sigh.
Anything in it about UMBC?
27 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

DZ1IZhvV4AAKyJp.jpg

This guy could be the next Gronkowski.

Happy a fellow Philadelphia Big 5 school won the championship. Philly, like Houston, is having a sports renaissance after decades of disappointment. Both cities have earned championship squads.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

18 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Happy a fellow Philadelphia Big 5 school won the championship. Philly, like Houston, is having a sports renaissance after decades of disappointment. Both cities have earned championship squads.

giphy.gif

On 3/26/2018 at 8:13 AM, Bartles said:

5:09 pm Central - Loyola Ill. vs. Michigan (Line: UM -5)

7:49 pm Central - Kansas vs. Villanova (Line: VU -5)

 

Alamodome - the court will be in the center this time, as opposed to the old half-stadium set up used in 2008 when KU won. Three Nike teams, Jayhawks the lone adidas lawbreakers. Go Ramblers & then Cats take it all again

i like the center set up,.  villanova was just too strong

 

3 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Definitely the best team this year

Yep. They were fun to watch. On both ends of the court.

Speaking of ends, your avatars is very nice!

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

You can’t play the “alumnus” card and root against the school you went to every round. That’s not how it works. 

Yes you can.  That's how it works, too.

My time at Michigan was ok, but there's more I didn't like than I did.  Not happy they lost, but certainly not sad.

Michigan couldn’t hit an open shot. They had their chances but never could make a basket. Then Nova would come down and torch them. Good game and a nice end to the tourney. 

Only watched first half,  seemed UM missed chances early on to separate further and put pressure on Nova but couldn’t capitalize on it. 

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

DZ1IZhvV4AAKyJp.jpg

Can’t find it now, but last night he had a tweet retweeted that said something to the tune of “Fuck you dad for calling me a pussy cause i didn’t play soccer” 

Sounds like he was a little rough around the collar as a 12/13 year old. 

Kid was getting his butthole licked in high school? Any wonder why kids are now eating tide pods?

 

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kid was getting his butthole licked in high school? Any wonder why kids are now eating tide pods?

 

You say that like getting your asshole licked is a bad thing. 

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kid was getting his butthole licked in high school? Any wonder why kids are now eating tide pods?

 

#FTW

15 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

You can’t play the “alumnus” card and root against the school you went to every round. That’s not how it works. 

You most certainly can

 

-Baylor Alum

You have some got damned confidence as a 15 year old if you have the balls to ask a chick to lick your asshole.  Hats off to that dude.

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Kid was getting his butthole licked in high school? Any wonder why kids are now eating tide pods?

 

I was in college before I scored that action.

 

16 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Happy a fellow Philadelphia Big 5 school won the championship. Philly, like Houston, is having a sports renaissance after decades of disappointment. Both cities have earned championship squads.

Dude.

The rockets will fold like greasy tacos in the playoffs. Bank it.

Pretty shitty to go dig up 4-year-old tweets, IMO. If it wasn't offensive then, it shouldn't be offensive now.

20 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Pretty shitty to go dig up 4-year-old tweets, IMO. If it wasn't offensive then, it shouldn't be offensive now.

It was offensive then, but the 20 people who saw it then didn't give a shit.

This is funny as hell.

 

Donte DiVincenzo’s moment in the sun didn’t last long before the clouds started to roll in.

The Villanova hero, named Most Outstanding Player of the Final Four, deleted his Twitter account Tuesday morning after a number of the social media site’s users pointed out racially insensitive and homophobic remarks posted on DiVincenzo’s account.

Others pointed out many of the tweets were just quotes of rap lyrics, but the damage was done.

In the immediate aftermath, the school released a statement claiming the sophomore guard’s account had been hacked — the default response now when any unflattering social media material surfaces.

Unfortunately for Villanova, the offending posts, which featured prominent uses of the N-word and derogatory terms for gay people, came from DiVincenzo’s high school days and earlier, making it unlikely the account was hacked.

In fact, DiVincenzo’s account had been quiet since June 2016, and Villanova quickly retracted its statement. DiVincenzo confirmed the account had been his, but said he did not remember the offending tweets.

 

https://nypost.com/2018/04/03/villanova-hero-deletes-twitter-account-over-offensive-posts/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_2752179

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.