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5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The giant foam hat is the chef's kiss in this video.  Granted, that is on the list of bare essentials that you buy when you are down to the last of your dough.

He's the hero we need in these dark times.

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    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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40 minutes ago, Trojan Man said:

What exactly is racist about noticing that the same people who turn soccer stadiums into war zones in Mexico can sometimes get a little too rowdy at football stadiums in America?  I'm not sure what the thumbnail for this video will look like since it says age-restricted and only available on YouTube but it's from a riot between opposing fanbases in the middle of a Mexican soccer game earlier this year where 17 people died.  Anything going on at NFL stadiums is pretty fucking tame compared to that.  Just FYI for anyone itching to rattle out a furious reply, Guerrero is part of my name and I almost certainly spend more time around Mexicans than you do.

 

Are the football hooligans for which England is infamous largely Mexican? If not, the degree to which your post implies the Mexican origin of the hooligans pertains to their behavior might be construed by some as racist, your heritage notwithstanding. I think I get what you are saying, but what seems to be causing the trouble is the apparent cloudiness between Mexican heritage and hooligan behavior. The two are completely independent. The reason lots of lawyers, plumbers, heroes, sports idiots, or any other group in SoCal are of Mexican heritage is merely a statistically inevitable result of the fact that many of the people in SoCal are of Mexican heritage.

11 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Are the football hooligans for which England is infamous largely Mexican? If not, the degree to which your post implies the Mexican origin of the hooligans pertains to their behavior might be construed by some as racist, your heritage notwithstanding. I think I get what you are saying, but what seems to be causing the trouble is the apparent cloudiness between Mexican heritage and hooligan behavior. The two are completely independent. The reason lots of lawyers, plumbers, heroes, sports idiots, or any other group in SoCal are of Mexican heritage is merely a statistically inevitable result of the fact that many of the people in SoCal are of Mexican heritage.

That's fair.  To avoid further derailing the thread I won't nitpick down into the rabbit hole.  I'll end my tangent by saying the one and only time I came close to throwing down at any sporting event was with a white Fresno State fan back in 2005 and he started it 😆 Asshole threw a football at me unprovoked while I wasn't looking and drilled me in the back with it while I was walking past his tailgate, shouted "Throw it back, faggot!" at me then got in my face when I chucked it as hard as I could in the opposite direction and told him to fuck off back to Fresno.

The giant foam hat is the chef's kiss in this video.  Granted, that is on the list of bare essentials that you buy when you are down to the last of your dough.

I’m sure there’s much joy for those sitting behind this massive hat. Nothing screams douchebag like a giant foam Stetson.
13 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’m sure there’s much joy for those sitting behind this massive hat. Nothing screams douchebag like a giant foam Stetson.

I'm sure he wore it so people could differentiate him from the real Micah Parson. 

19 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’m sure there’s much joy for those sitting behind this massive hat. Nothing screams douchebag like a giant foam Stetson.

Just pray you don't end up sitting behind Primus.

 

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1 hour ago, Trojan Man said:

the one and only time I came close to throwing down at any sporting event was with a white Fresno State fan back in 2005 and he started it 😆

Hey I was at that game. Visited my USC buddy that weekend. I told him after the game that Texas would beat USC because VY was going to absolutely gash that SC defense that I just watched, and that the Texas defense would be good enough to slow SC down a little. 38-35, I told him. He said “no, you just have to keep VY in the pocket and he’s not that great.”

I told him he didn’t get it. Turns out, I was right for once.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

The giant foam hat is the chef's kiss in this video.  Granted, that is on the list of bare essentials that you buy when you are down to the last of your dough.

 

2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

He's the hero we need in these dark times.

It's the way he comes sauntering up to asses the situation like a real bonafide sheriff law dog.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Just pray you don't end up sitting behind Primus.

 

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Primus sucks….

On 10/20/2022 at 3:09 PM, Hermanator said:

Yeah, sure you are. 

They're representative of the Latino community the same way the lunatic whites at Trump rallies are representative of all white Americans. 

Keep the politics off this board, you psychotic piece of shit. 

A colleague about 25 years ago was from Philly. We were working at a startup in Philly. He had kept his tix at the Vet, and I had let mine at Texas Stadium go back.

At the time Philly had a real courtroom and jail in the basement. I made a comment about the games in the glory years being something my wife and I enjoyed. He said, “I can’t imagine taking my wife to an eagles game. She’d be in danger”

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Not goon but pretty funny

 

Not goon but pretty funny
 

An aging white man passing his drugs to a younger POC. It’s a beautiful thing! And no Mexicans fighting!
On 10/30/2022 at 7:46 AM, tx ind said:

Not goon but pretty funny

 

I think anything that would horrify your children is fair game here.

Free Shoes University and The U are professional teams, right?

 

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Guy's just making sure Ryan switched over to 0W-20 in preparation for the colder temps up there in cold-as-fuck-land. Honestly, this belongs in the Good Sportsmanship category.

Yeah but it was a hilarious ending that he got to watch

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41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

The fact that there are literally millions of people living and breathing out there who behave just like this dumb fucking cunt is the exact reason why we, as a collective society, cannot have nice things.

 

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22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao

 

I've watched this no less than 30 times and it's mesmerizing. Was he trying to slide down the handrail?

"I'll take Bad Stunt Ideas For 400 lb. Humans  for $600, Alex."

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@smuggs I looked into the replies and someone posted the longer video with more context. And this was for the Packers/Bears game, not the Eagles game.

 

[mention=1411]smuggs[/mention] I looked into the replies and someone posted the longer video with more context. And this was for the Packers/Bears game, not the Eagles game.
 

That dude that took the fall looks like he may be downs?
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1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:


That dude that took the fall looks like he may be downs?

But not out.

3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The fact that there are literally millions of people living and breathing out there who behave just like this dumb fucking cunt is the exact reason why we, as a collective society, cannot have nice things.

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

@smuggs I looked into the replies and someone posted the longer video with more context. And this was for the Packers/Bears game, not the Eagles game.

 

lulz attempted murder no biggie

good thing that obese fuck had enough padding to just snowball down

I go to a lot of sporting events as the visiting team.  One thing my friends always ask me is why i'm not repping my teams colors.  This thread is why.  I'd rather avoid the goons because no matter how good your seats are.  There is always some jackass looking for a fight.  I don't understand it either.  NFL tickets are expensive as fuck. 

26 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

I go to a lot of sporting events as the visiting team.  One thing my friends always ask me is why i'm not repping my teams colors.  This thread is why.  I'd rather avoid the goons because no matter how good your seats are.  There is always some jackass looking for a fight.  I don't understand it either.  NFL tickets are expensive as fuck. 

Not sitting in the cheap seats takes care of 99.9% of this….

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

But not out.

goddammit i snorted

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Not sitting in the cheap seats takes care of 99.9% of this….

Nah.  We usually get good seats.  Still have people fighting.  It's just the extremes of shit talking and people going too far or someone having a short fuse.  Last fight I saw was at the Niners Seahawks game and it was in the concession area.  Girl said Seahawks sucked.  Her boyfriend got sucker punched

5 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The fact that there are literally millions of people living and breathing out there who behave just like this dumb fucking cunt

No worries, raider nation havent been that numerous since the 80s

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I had some bitch do something similar but not nearly as long after the 2021 Cotton Bowl collapse to me as my brother and I were walking back towards the train. 

19 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Now ol' Jerry owes whatever Raiders fan took the video a few cases of beer. 

On 12/21/2022 at 1:00 PM, smuggs said:

I've watched this no less than 30 times and it's mesmerizing. Was he trying to slide down the handrail?

"I'll take Bad Stunt Ideas For 400 lb. Humans  for $600, Alex."

Pretty sure as that fatass was approaching 400, he said “hold my beer” and quickly proceeded to the 500 he is now. 

Whatever happened to mind your own fucking business?  What compels an adult human to behave like that?  Just watching the clip for a few seconds and I instantly want that chuddy fuckmuppet cunt to get curbstomped by a series of dangerously strong convicts.  Holy fuck that guy has a great head on his shoulders to not even react to that batshittery. 

On 12/21/2022 at 4:41 PM, Ignatius said:

Not sitting in the cheap seats takes care of 99.9% of this….

Probably about 75% only. Not a large enough gap for me to ever want to attend even a home game, much less a road game. 

I’ll tell ya. There are few things on this earth I’d risk my professional future for with jail time.  Hurting kids. Hurting pets sure. But a fucking football game is on the opposite end of things I give a fuck about when it comes to shit talking. 

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I'm hoping Chiefs @ Raiders can bring some action in the stands today, we've been in a bit of a lull!

On 11/6/2022 at 7:34 PM, nnm said:

Free Shoes University and The U are professional teams, right?

 

Dumbass. At the end when the cop goes to deal with the other guy, that’s your opening to split quick.

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