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    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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Anyone over the age of 30 wearing a game jersey should be knocked into oblivion.

I applaud any case of that occurring, and so should any sane person.

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

This might be one of the funniest ones I've seen.

1) The guy (or girl?) in the black getting tossed aside then creeping back in 1920s boxer style with the goofy stance to take a slow wide swing at nothing and 

2) the Parsons jersey guy in the hood cheap shotting the guy in blue, seeing he had no effect on the guy at all, then running away. 

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If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

9 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

This shit right here is why I was a big fan of Covid 

I knew this thread would get bumped with a Cowboys-49ers playoff game. Good work, America.

6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

2) the Parsons jersey guy in the hood cheap shotting the guy in blue, seeing he had no effect on the guy at all, then running away. 

I think I heard him throw in a Curly "woo woo woo woo woo" too. 

 

2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium the Dallas Cowboys, you are a fucking loser. 

I went to my first (and last) Dallas Cowboys game last season. I have no words about the crowd. 

50 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

This might be peak Cowboys fan. The 32" tv, the fake Dak jersey, the jorts...

Impressive to generate that much emotion. After 27 years of not reaching the NFC title game I had a calm acceptance and “fuck that sucks”. I couldn’t imagine breaking my own shit bc they lost again in the playoffs 

8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I went to my first (and last) Dallas Cowboys game last season. I have no words about the crowd. 

Tell me you’ve never seen the Eagles in person without telling me you’ve never seen the Eagles in person 

I knew this thread would get bumped with a Cowboys-49ers playoff game. Good work, America.

Same…but most of it is friendly fire from Arlington…kinda disappointed
1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Impressive to generate that much emotion. After 27 years of not reaching the NFC title game I had a calm acceptance and “fuck that sucks”. I couldn’t imagine breaking my own shit bc they lost again in the playoffs 

Like everything else on TikTok it's completely staged. All the way down to the $49 32 inch disposable tv. 

Punching tvs was much more impressive when they were CRTs, and especially ones encased in a cabinet. 

4 hours ago, cabowabo said:

If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

Boo this man

5 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

This might be peak Cowboys fan. The 32" tv, the fake Dak jersey, the jorts...

Jesus Christ what a fucking loser.

I remember sometimes throwing my game console controller when I would really mad... when I was fucking 12.

 

47 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Jesus Christ what a fucking loser.

I remember sometimes throwing my game console controller when I would really mad... when I was fucking 12.

 

 

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

The eagles vs 49ers might as well be aggy vs ou. 

#meteorite 

Except that the former two teams are both really, really good at football…

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Love how she complains that Philly ambulances need to do better.

No, dumb bitches need to do better.

Not NFL, but NFL goons in training:

https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/35569052/spectator-dies-melee-vermont-middle-school-hoops-game

ALBURGH, Vt. -- A brawl broke out among spectators at a middle school basketball game in northern Vermont, and a 60-year-old man who participated in the fight died, police said.

State troopers were called to the Alburgh Community Education Center just before 7 p.m. Tuesday after a report of a large fight involving spectators during a seventh- and eighth-grade boys basketball game between Alburgh and St. Albans.

The fight ended before troopers arrived, and many of the participants had left. Russell Giroux, of Alburgh, sought medical attention, police said. He was taken by ambulance to the Northwestern Medical Center in St. Albans, where he was pronounced dead.

Jay Nichols, the executive director of the Vermont Principals' Association, said in a statement that the group, which oversees school sports in the state, had no information about the event beyond what the authorities provided.

"Although we can not speak specifically about the events at this individual game, we would like to once again emphasize that middle and high school sports are educational and are for the benefit of the student-athletes," he said. "Spectators that cannot behave appropriately can be barred from events and can face criminal charges."

The superintendent of the Grand Isle Supervisory Union, which includes Alburgh, did not respond to a Wednesday request for comment.

The state police and Grand Isle state's attorney's office are investigating Giroux's death. The state medical examiner's office will conduct an autopsy.

Alburgh is a town of about 2,100 in northwestern Vermont. It is surrounded on three sides by Lake Champlain. The northern part of the community forms part of the border with Canada.

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This photo deserves a Pulitzer.  It's breathtaking photo representation of America.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

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This photo deserves a Pulitzer.  It's breathtaking photo representation of America.

In this case, I'm not sure I would be pissed at the cop for knocking the smile off her face.

On 1/23/2023 at 9:40 AM, TreatyOak said:

I went to my first (and last) Dallas Cowboys game last season. I have no words about the crowd. 

I presume it’s the same across NFL stadiums, but I went to my last game for Dak’s first game and feel exactly the same. I sat in a suite. And I will never go back. 

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

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This photo deserves a Pulitzer.  It's breathtaking photo representation of America.

"Ma'am, you need a toasty hoag from WaWa's and a jug of wooder."

Not the NFL, but I enjoyed it too much not to share:

 

Damn, surprised that first blow wasn't lights out for Joe Dirt.

57 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Not the NFL, but I enjoyed it too much not to share:

 

How the hell does a human piece of trash like that afford Stars tickets that close to the glass?

12 hours ago, royiv said:

How the hell does a human piece of trash like that afford Stars tickets that close to the glass?

Oil money. I may buy an RV just to spite these cunts

That's crazy. I've been to a ton of Stars games from down on the glass up to the top and have never seen a fight before. 

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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Not the NFL, but I enjoyed it too much not to share:

 

“Step down here and….”

Pro tip: Don't relinquish the high ground 

Young blood got the leak in his running mouth fixed.  

I believe that was a soft r on the n word and that guy was white? Nice haircut though, yikes . 

On 1/23/2023 at 9:47 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

Impressive to generate that much emotion. After 27 years of not reaching the NFC title game I had a calm acceptance and “fuck that sucks”. I couldn’t imagine breaking my own shit bc they lost again in the playoffs 

That's what i was gonna say.  Nothing in that game surprised me. That game wasn't even a blip on the radar of frustrating Cowboy losses.

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It’s amazing too, the lack of any effective security at NFL games.  I stopped going to Steelers games the season before the Seattle Super Bowl. I don’t miss it in the least. The only games I attend now is if I am in the booth working.  That’s it.

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

I believe that was a soft r on the n word and that guy was white? Nice haircut though, yikes . 

And our QB has that same stupid ass haircut. No wonder we  underachieved on offense with the best offensive player in the country on the team

44 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

And our QB has that same stupid ass haircut. No wonder we  underachieved on offense with the best offensive player in the country on the team

HAD that haircut. HAD.

17 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn, surprised that first blow wasn't lights out for Joe Dirt.

Yeah, that's why fat ass old men shouldn't get in fights. The kid looks like he's stoned so he never sees the 2 mph fist of fury flying at him. He hits the kid right where it should be lights out and it doesn't even phase him besides pushing him over. If the kid knew what he was doing, he would have grabbed the guys belt, yanked him forward, face down on the seats and wailed on him. 

And I'm not saying the kid wasn't an asshat but I always laugh at old men who think they're a lot tougher than they really are. 

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Oil money. I may buy an RV just to spite these cunts

That's crazy. I've been to a ton of Stars games from down on the glass up to the top and have never seen a fight before. 

Ive been to one Stars game, and I saw 2!

Although I guess technically they could have been considered Act I and Act II. Some dude spilled a drink on a lady and apologized but she wouldnt let it go and attacked some nearby females and then Act II when the ladys husband came back from wherever (he was gone for like an hour and missed the entire debacle) he immediately fought the dude that spilled the drink and they landed on top of me from several rows up

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

And our QB has that same stupid ass haircut. No wonder we  underachieved on offense with the best offensive player in the country on the team

Current events, brah. 

5 hours ago, Enchubben said:

HAD that haircut. HAD.

Say Word Reaction GIF by Justin

Maybe he'll magically be able to read a defense now

20 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Ive been to one Stars game, and I saw 2!

Although I guess technically they could have been considered Act I and Act II. Some dude spilled a drink on a lady and apologized but she wouldnt let it go and attacked some nearby females and then Act II when the ladys husband came back from wherever (he was gone for like an hour and missed the entire debacle) he immediately fought the dude that spilled the drink and they landed on top of me from several rows up

Weirdest Dear Penthouse letter ever. 

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