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On 12/11/2021 at 11:55 AM, Hermanator said:

Also has this season been a lot calmer than most at NFL games? Usually this thread every year is a lot longer. This was the only one posted since Thanksgiving and there wasn't even fists flying. 

Pussification of the Internet….

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    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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You knew it was coming.. 

 

 

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Fucking losers.  Fighting each other because they're mad their team lost.  

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Fucking losers.  Fighting each other because they're mad their team lost.  

Dude it’s NFL fans. That could have been before the opening kickoff. 

You knew it was coming.. 
 
 

Are those the same winners bullrushing the stadium to get prime standing room only seats?

I went to my first Cowboy game this season. As I never attend pro sports events, I found the Cowboy fans at the game....interesting. 

31 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Are those the same winners bullrushing the stadium to get prime standing room only seats?

The very same. 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Are those the same winners bullrushing the stadium to get prime standing room only seats?

If you notice Jerry has that area with little cheap ass tables and bare concrete. Makes it easy to just power wash the blood and shit from the peasants after the game. 

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I went to my first Cowboy game this season. As I never attend pro sports events, I found the Cowboy fans at the game....interesting. 

 

zero reason to ever attend an nfl game in person 

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

You knew it was coming.. 

 

 

Now I want to fight somebody because "wilding" is now a word. 

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

You knew it was coming.. 

 

 

Anytime grown men who choose to wear football jerseys are being beaten into oblivion then it's something everyone should support. 

You aren’t on team, you aren’t on the field, you weren’t in the weight room, at two a days, in the rehab room.  

STFU and cheer for your team as a fan, and stop being a fucking loser, and try to show some class….. AND TAKE THAT FUCKING JERSEY OFF !!! 

7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Anytime grown men who choose to wear football jerseys are being beaten into oblivion then it's something everyone should support. 

Agree. But I'd bet they hurt themselves more when they fell and hit the concrete, than from those loopy, off balance punches. 

20 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

They sell first class airline tickets for a reason.

So that people that are willing to pay more for an upgraded level of service and accommodations will purchase the tickets so that purchaser will have  a more comfortable flight experience?  Is that right?

59 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You aren’t on team, you aren’t on the field, you weren’t in the weight room, at two a days, in the rehab room.  

STFU and cheer for your team as a fan, and stop being a fucking loser, and try to show some class….. AND TAKE THAT FUCKING JERSEY OFF !!! 

Now do “we”. 

57 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

So that people that are willing to pay more for an upgraded level of service and accommodations will purchase the tickets so that purchaser will have  a more comfortable flight experience?  Is that right?

And you get to meet other wealthy people.

4 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

And you get to meet other wealthy people.

*wealthy/=/sales guys who constantly get upgraded. 

I watched the game at lil woodrows on burnet where the inside had few jersey Jort wearing dipshits sitting around. One of the cowboys versions was storming around yelling at people that the refs cost the game.

Everyone laughed at him until he was thrown out. Wish I had video.

16 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

*wealthy/=/sales guys who constantly get upgraded. 

if your customer base is deloitte auditors, mckinsey associates, and the national apparel sourcing manager for costco, the first class section of an airplane is a great place to network and do business.

On 1/17/2022 at 9:41 AM, Crapinon said:

Agree. But I'd bet they hurt themselves more when they fell and hit the concrete, than from those loopy, off balance punches. 

I dunno, looked like Zeke #1 got tagged pretty good.

 

 Anyway, I love NFL fan fights, but you do see a really disturbing amount of fat guy ass crack. Is there a belt shortage in this country?

 
 

I’m not the only hoping to see one fight spill over from the poor seats onto the expensive seats below
On 12/5/2018 at 10:03 AM, CozManTx said:

I watched part of a NFL game the other day for the first time in probably 10 years. How does anyone watch this "sport"? It's barely FOOTBALL - it's some sort of amped up WWE event, complete with choreographed touchdown dances, the players dance and jive after virtually EVERY play, scores are 17-10, and it's a complete snoozefest.

Man. This post aged well after yesterdays games.

That's not from yesterday. Digital banner on stadium has Rams logo and yesterday the game was in Tampa. Plus didn't see one Tampa jersey there. 

Guess that's from whenever the  Cardinals played at LA. 

Nothing from that SoFI jungle yesterday?  I'm sure the Rams and Niners fans weren't all exchanging chocolates and flowers. 

A suspect was arrested in an altercation that badly injured a San Francisco 49ers fan in a parking lot outside SoFi Stadium during last weekend's NFC Championship Game between the 49ers and Los Angeles Rams, authorities said Friday.

Bryan Alexis Cifuentes-Rossell, 33, was arrested in the investigation of assault by means to produce great bodily injury and released on $30,000 bail, Inglewood Mayor James T. Butts Jr. told a news conference.

Butts said that investigators traced the suspect through a vehicle at the scene and that after the suspect declined to come in, they went to him and he voluntarily came to the police station, where he was advised of his rights.

The mayor said the case will be presented to prosecutors. Messages seeking comment were left at phone numbers and an email address believed to be associated with Cifuentes-Rossell but were not immediately returned. It was not known if he retained a lawyer.

The 49ers fan, Daniel Luna, 40, had to be put into a medically induced coma after he was punched, fell and struck his head on the ground, according to Butts. The mayor said Friday that Luna's condition had neither improved nor degraded.

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33212823/san-francisco-49ers-fan-punched-nfc-championship-game-medical-coma

Seems like SF fandom has some bad fortune of being sent into comas. 

Again, why would anyone want to attend an NFL game? 

I’ll hang up and listen…

Not a sports context, but reminds me of the Austin story a few years ago when a guy cold cocked a dude who had been creeping on his wife in a bar. The creeper fell back and his head hit the pavement, and he ended up dead. Not what the husband had intended, but he still faced homicide charges. 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Not a sports context, but reminds me of the Austin story a few years ago when a guy cold cocked a dude who had been creeping on his wife in a bar. The creeper fell back and his head hit the pavement, and he ended up dead. Not what the husband had intended, but he still faced homicide charges. 

AUSTIN — Spencer Carlton, the Austin man who shoved and killed a man on Sixth Street who he said had groped his wife in 2016, was found not guilty of criminally negligent homicide, officials said.

The trial, which began May 29, came after police said Carlton pushed Jerry Don Summers outside of The Dogwood bar on West Sixth Street and West Avenue on March 15, 2016. Summers died from head injuries days later. Carlton was initially charged with manslaughter, but he was later charged with criminal negligent homicide, a state jail felony that includes a maximum punishment of two years.

Thanks. I don’t remember hearing about the outcome. Not sure I agree with the verdict, but I don’t know all of the facts, and it just proves Russell Ziskey’s father’s point: “Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Not a sports context, but reminds me of the Austin story a few years ago when a guy cold cocked a dude who had been creeping on his wife in a bar. The creeper fell back and his head hit the pavement, and he ended up dead. Not what the husband had intended, but he still faced homicide charges. 

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16 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

A suspect was arrested in an altercation that badly injured a San Francisco 49ers fan in a parking lot outside SoFi Stadium during last weekend's NFC Championship Game between the 49ers and Los Angeles Rams, authorities said Friday.

Bryan Alexis Cifuentes-Rossell, 33, was arrested in the investigation of assault by means to produce great bodily injury and released on $30,000 bail, Inglewood Mayor James T. Butts Jr. told a news conference.

Butts said that investigators traced the suspect through a vehicle at the scene and that after the suspect declined to come in, they went to him and he voluntarily came to the police station, where he was advised of his rights.

The mayor said the case will be presented to prosecutors. Messages seeking comment were left at phone numbers and an email address believed to be associated with Cifuentes-Rossell but were not immediately returned. It was not known if he retained a lawyer.

The 49ers fan, Daniel Luna, 40, had to be put into a medically induced coma after he was punched, fell and struck his head on the ground, according to Butts. The mayor said Friday that Luna's condition had neither improved nor degraded.

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33212823/san-francisco-49ers-fan-punched-nfc-championship-game-medical-coma

Luna, who owns a restaurant in Oakland, was mingling in a crowd of about 16 people at SoFi Stadium, most of them wearing what appeared to be 49ers jerseys, when he pushed a man wearing a Rams jersey from behind, Butts said after viewing the video.

Before that, Butts said, "there didn't seem to be any hostilities.''

When Luna turned to walk away, Cifuentes-Rossell pushed Luna back, the mayor said. When Luna turned, Cifuentes-Rossell punched him in the mouth, causing Luna to fall to the ground and hit the back of his head, Butts said, estimating that the encounter lasted less than five seconds.

 

10 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Luna, who owns a restaurant in Oakland, was mingling in a crowd of about 16 people at SoFi Stadium, most of them wearing what appeared to be 49ers jerseys, when he pushed a man wearing a Rams jersey from behind, Butts said after viewing the video.

Before that, Butts said, "there didn't seem to be any hostilities.''

When Luna turned to walk away, Cifuentes-Rossell pushed Luna back, the mayor said. When Luna turned, Cifuentes-Rossell punched him in the mouth, causing Luna to fall to the ground and hit the back of his head, Butts said, estimating that the encounter lasted less than five seconds.

 

wonder why the hell none of the remaining 14 did not render any aide?  strange

4 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

wonder why the hell none of the remaining 14 did not render any aide?  strange

People are very strange. I avoid Steelers games unless I am inside working, and they must provide a parking pass or I don't need to go. Some people suck.

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It’s a baseball game, but I couldn’t resist, especially because of the guy yelling the whole time:

 

On 1/20/2022 at 8:17 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Imagine if one of these drunk dipshits fell into your 4 year old. 

I'm surprised there's not more bodies ending up in alleyways outside of these dumb fuck conventions. 

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Imagine if one of these drunk dipshits fell into your 4 year old. 

Fair, but anyone who takes a 4-year-old to an NFL game probably shouldn't be in charge of a 4-year-old.

2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

It’s a baseball game, but I couldn’t resist, especially because of the guy yelling the whole time:

 

You mean bill burr?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You mean bill burr?

"GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT.  TWIST HIS DICK"

Out of shape old guy fights are the best. No one gets hurt. Everyone gets winded 3 seconds in and they need about 15 minutes to recover.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Fair, but anyone who takes a 4-year-old to an NFL game probably shouldn't be in charge of a 4-year-old.

True

It's just wild college games are also full of drunk people they just are such a happy vibe and happy people compared to these NFL slugfests lol

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