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22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Chillin' like a mofo... 

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    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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On 2/10/2023 at 5:08 AM, PittsburghTiger said:

It’s amazing too, the lack of any effective security at NFL games.  I stopped going to Steelers games the season before the Seattle Super Bowl. I don’t miss it in the least. The only games I attend now is if I am in the booth working.  That’s it.

Hey I appreciate how quickly you get me my beer. You're the real mvp

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hey I appreciate how quickly you get me my beer. You're the real mvp

Ha Ha. I have my Bier at the car before I go in the Press Box. 

22 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Ive been to one Stars game, and I saw 2!

Although I guess technically they could have been considered Act I and Act II. Some dude spilled a drink on a lady and apologized but she wouldnt let it go and attacked some nearby females and then Act II when the ladys husband came back from wherever (he was gone for like an hour and missed the entire debacle) he immediately fought the dude that spilled the drink and they landed on top of me from several rows up

 

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On 2/9/2023 at 6:46 PM, royiv said:

How the hell does a human piece of trash like that afford Stars tickets that close to the glass?

Probably just moved to the corporate douchebag no-show seats….

On 2/9/2023 at 4:50 PM, Sbbruin said:

Damn, surprised that first blow wasn't lights out for Joe Dirt.

Looks like the old dude sort of missed. Looked like his fist glanced off Joe’s chin and hit him in the neck instead. 

35 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Another NFC East fan’s TV bites the dust

Bet his life savings of $50 on the game. Tough break.

So staged. The TV still has the energy guide label in the lower left corner, plus wall mount brackets on the back while it sits on a mantle with no mounting bracket on the wall behind it. 

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So staged. The TV still has the energy guide label in the lower left corner, plus wall mount brackets on the back while it sits on a mantle with no mounting bracket on the wall behind it. 

Some people are weird/dumb and leave that yellow energy star label on their TV's like the big tag on their mattress that says "Do not remove under penalty of law". Based on all the people flinching/backing up not sure it was staged but if it was at least they put a realistic sized TV on the line not like the cowboys fan in the jorts destroying a tiny 32" TV for clicks...

  • 6 months later...

I guess if you're dumb enough to pay regular season ticket prices for a pre-season game you might as well enjoy the whole experience.

Not sure which is funnier the split Manning jersey or wearing a Cincy Reds cap with a Steve Young jersey.  

My favorite fight past time is to see how far back people are watching it from at some point 25-50% of the stadium has to be watching the fight Vs the game. Also didn’t disappoint that this thread was bumped by one of the big 3: cowboys, rams or 9ers.



I am interested what would cause friendly fire. I can see why a Kittle guy would wail on a Russell Wilson guy…but I wish we knew why fans on the same team would go at it



My favorite fight past time is to see how far back people are watching it from at some point 25-50% of the stadium has to be watching the fight Vs the game. Also didn’t disappoint that this thread was bumped by one of the big 3: cowboys, rams or 9ers.



I am interested what would cause friendly fire. I can see why a Kittle guy would wail on a Russell Wilson guy…but I wish we knew why fans on the same team would go at it


Is this the big 3 of asshole fighting fans?

Then the Raiders will always be 2nd to the Cowboy fans. [emoji1783]



My favorite fight past time is to see how far back people are watching it from at some point 25-50% of the stadium has to be watching the fight Vs the game. Also didn’t disappoint that this thread was bumped by one of the big 3: cowboys, rams or 9ers.



I am interested what would cause friendly fire. I can see why a Kittle guy would wail on a Russell Wilson guy…but I wish we knew why fans on the same team would go at it


Is this the big 3 of asshole fighting fans?

Then the Raiders will always be 2nd to the Cowboy fans. [emoji1783]
1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

Is this the big 3 of asshole fighting fans?

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The Rams don't even have fans. Big ups to them for making the big 3 with the tiniest numbers.

On 2/10/2023 at 2:24 PM, Hermanator said:

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Maybe he'll magically be able to read a defense now

This dumb motherfucker I’m responding to would rather have retained Casey than accepted Quinn’s transfer. He thinks Sark could be in trouble for getting Quinn and letting Casey walk. He is one stupid person.  

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Not sure which is funnier the split Manning jersey or wearing a Cincy Reds cap with a Steve Young jersey.  

The lean back the fighter does when he's throwing what I guess are slaps was fairly amusing. It's the preseason and you're already this angry?

Always keep as much distance as possible from grown men wearing jerseys.

What if it’s tailored?

53 minutes ago, Deej said:

Always keep as much distance as possible from grown men wearing jerseys.

what about a guy with a neck beard and a neck tat wearing a bloody all about the parakeet shirt?

3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

what about a guy with a neck beard and a neck tat wearing a bloody all about the parakeet shirt?

What's his Surly handle?

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

What's his Surly handle?

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not sure, but he will probably have the shirt at any of the tailgates

20 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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not sure, but he will probably have the shirt at any of the tailgates

Does Mahomes have another idiot brother we don't know about?

2 hours ago, deft said:

What if it’s tailored?

Stay even further away, unless you like butt sex.

It doesn't look like it but shes a quick twitch athlete.

9 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

That’s why we have weight classes.

 

That’s why you don’t get in people’s faces begging to be smacked. FAFO. 

11 hours ago, Post Oak said:

It doesn't look like it but shes a quick twitch athlete.

Anything within fork-reaching distance is in danger. 
 

My freshman roommate at UT once had this big scary girl he called “Grendel” come after him in Jester for something stupid he did. (Maybe calling her Grendel)

This girl may actually be Grendel.

16 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

That’s why we have weight classes.

 

Reminds me of a little yappy lap dog trying to pick a fight with my 110 lb. shepherd mix.  

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I love how he can barely stand, bloody mouth and still trying to talk shit lol. I am going to guess he was running his mouth the whole time leading up to it. Usually how that goes.

Why are both he and his girl wearing Ravens jerseys? The Team played Arizona Sunday.

Still very unethical to hold his arms back and have your buddy pummel him in the face. That wasn't a fair scuffle and let them blow off steam and whatever. That's "Assault charges" IMO.

6 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

KO'ing someone while handcuffed...impressive.

In 2022 the NFL teams generated $18,600,000,000 in revenue.

I think they can afford some real security in the stadiums. 

 

Owners instead are:

 

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On 9/11/2023 at 12:14 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

That is some fucked up, repugnant shit that has to end with charges.

22 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

No clue what could possibly be worth fighting over at NRG right now but here we are…

 

Lulz at the Watt and Hopkins jerseys. Buy a current player's jersey you fucking Reds 

The problem with fighting in the concourse vs. the seats is you are more likely to slip on those floors because of a random beer that's made it to the fighting space. 

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