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3 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


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Best Quinceanera ever??

Also, I'm noticing a trend in these NFL fights.  They involve multiple people in similar looking jerseys surrounded by a sea of other people in similar looking jerseys.  Is the mindset like, "They can't arrest me, it could have been any of us dark haired people in a pro jersey!"  Like, "I'm wearing a mask and carrying a flag, who could possibly know I was even here?"

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    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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This is what you’ve been missing at el Fenix. It gets rowdy with the mariachi band when the ladies start fighting real good.
15 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Lol how in the fuck are they gonna know if you walk back into a stadium?

All of these people look the same.

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Full video.  Monday night, no less.

 

I think this Facilities Manager is a genius. Just make the concrete really slick. 

On 9/21/2023 at 10:02 PM, SpiralOut said:

Get Bill to give those ladies a tryout.  They've got enough beef to be protecting Jones on the O-line.

YOU THINK YOU'AHH BETTAH THAN ME???!!!

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chris-long-two-time-super-bowl-champion-shares-hilarious-solution-for-fan-brawls-at-nfl-stadiums/
 

"We've got to put a cage in these stadiums where we get these f--king fans in there, and they fight a fair one," Long said. "There's no higher ground. There's no grabbing onto each other's Dak Prescott jerseys. There's no any of it. It's just mano a mano, or woman on woman, and we find out who wants it more."

Dak Prescott jerseys 😂

On 10/18/2023 at 1:00 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Full video.  Monday night, no less.

 

I love all the people trying to make sneak attacks with running starts only to wipe out on the slick floor as they approach their target. Also like the various tribes of Chargers fans - powder blue, navy blue, and Dan Fouts/Kellen a Winslow era blue. 

On 10/18/2023 at 10:00 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Full video.  Monday night, no less.

 

Needs yakkity saks

I presume all these goon fans get lifetime bans from NFL games right?

10 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I presume all these goon fans get lifetime bans from NFL games right?

How?  

On 10/17/2023 at 6:05 PM, Parliament said:

So when you get ejected from a game, you're banned from NFL games for life, right?

 

13 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I presume all these goon fans get lifetime bans from NFL games right?

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

I presume all these goon fans get lifetime bans from NFL games right?

Yes. They are automatically entered into the Global World Government Database. Their Rothschild-sponsored COVID 5G chip blocks entry into the venues, and cuts off their Bitcoin stipend. 

15 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

How?  

 

14 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Yes. They are automatically entered into the Global World Government Database. Their Rothschild-sponsored COVID 5G chip blocks entry into the venues, and cuts off their Bitcoin stipend. 

The facial recognition technology is there to do it. The Knicks owner Dolan used it to ban people from MSG who criticized him publicly. 

https://nypost.com/2022/12/29/james-dolans-facial-recognition-tech-also-targets-knicks-critics/

On 10/21/2023 at 3:53 PM, Parliament said:

I presume all these goon fans get lifetime bans from NFL games right?

Shit, they probably get comped a hot dog.

 

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Also, holy Jeebus, you know the fans have lost it when a Buckeye is like, "this is too much."

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How da fuck do you post a Twitter link

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Seems like the right thread. What a piece of shit this guy is.

 

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I think the first rule of jumping onto the flaming table should be knowing to roll on the ground afterwards.  Should be pretty obvious regardless of intoxication levels.....

I love how A) nobody gives one flying fuck to tend to the guy who’s on fire and 2) he rally’s back and sets up the table again

Not too much fan goon footage this NFL season. seems like a down year for stupidity, as hard as that is to believe.

Oh now I understand. Bills as in medical bills. The Buffalo medical bills. Finally it makes sense. 

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

Not too much fan goon footage this NFL season. seems like a down year for stupidity, as hard as that is to believe.

Anecdotally.  This year I went to my first NFL game in probably 10 years.  Saw very little aggressive bro bullshit.  I hope its a trend because I wasn't at all interested in attending, but got dragged there by my family so my son could see his favorite team for the first time.

 

edit** maybe attending with family in tow lessens the frequency of being around the issues.  I drank less than I would of in my earlier life, no that I was a problem previously it just dawned on me maybe its partially my life situation.

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We take what we can get this year I guess. Eagles fan and velcro shoes, I'm not particularly surprised, lulz

 

9 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Dangerously close to murder 2 charges for someone with as much blood thinners as those two dudes have in their system.

3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

When your prostrates are the size of apples, cutting in line at the porta potty is serious business.

Sounded like one of the old dudes said "you're not gonna talk to my daughter like that". Wonder what was said? 

10 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Sounded like one of the old dudes said "you're not gonna talk to my daughter like that". Wonder what was said? 

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You know both those dudes woke up sore as fuck today with ice packs on their shoulders 

I like the young guy in the Titans jacket. “Made me spill a drop of my beer? Fuck it, they’re on their own.”

On 1/2/2024 at 9:46 AM, Pimphand said:

I think the first rule of jumping onto the flaming table should be knowing to roll on the ground afterwards.  Should be pretty obvious regardless of intoxication levels.....

Bills mafia members look like the illegitimate offspring of juggalos.

4 hours ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Bills mafia members look like the illegitimate offspring of juggalos.

Is it really illegitimate when your ethos forbids wedlock?

39 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Is it really illegitimate when your ethos forbids wedlock?

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Is it really illegitimate when your ethos forbids wedlock?

After I posted that, I immediately thought "redundant statement is redundant"

22 hours ago, Juicy said:

Dolphins fan kills a guy.

Interesting because the game was

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On 1/2/2024 at 10:52 PM, Blotto said:

Not too much fan goon footage this NFL season. seems like a down year for stupidity, as hard as that is to believe.

I went to a Vikings game late last year and saw absolutely no obviously stupid fan behavior.

I hadn't been since 2014, and that day the first thing I encountered were 2 guys in Zubaz who had passed out and pissed themselves next to the elevator.  It was night and day.

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I hadn't been since 2014, and that day the first thing I encountered were 2 guys in Zubaz who had passed out and pissed themselves next to the elevator.  It was night and day.

I  don't think you have any choice if you're wearing Zubaz. Especially in 2014. 

Zubaz are still all the rage in Minnesota. They’re a little slow on the fashions up there.

9 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I went to a Vikings game late last year and saw absolutely no obviously stupid fan behavior.

I hadn't been since 2014, and that day the first thing I encountered were 2 guys in Zubaz who had passed out and pissed themselves next to the elevator.  It was night and day.

They did the only thing you should ever really do in Zubas.

I am going to chime in and say I am proud I did not know what the fuck Zubas were until I goggled it from this thread.....now I am a bit less proud to know...

They'll be fighting in KC and Buffalo just to stay warm. 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They'll be fighting in KC and Buffalo just to stay warm. 

Plenty of fat people to slice open if you need to.

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Skimming this thread just makes me all the more amazed that some folks think we're not already overpopulated.

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