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  • Herpa Derpa
    Herpa Derpa

    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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#1052
No, they don’t. https://t.co/Xvxuk8jCA8

 

  • 3 weeks later...
#1053
INSANE FIGHT: A #Falcons fan threw a #Saints fan to the ground and nearly killed him by stomping his head...Football is never this serious.

 

#1057
CRAZY FIGHT: Multiple punches were thrown between #Falcons and #Saints fans. "I bet your a** won't b*tch."This needs to stop.

 

#1058

Imagine bringing your kids to a game and being anywhere near these complete morons. Attempted murder in the stands is really fun. The NFL is a joke for not having legit security in the stands if you have 65 IQ drunk losers everywhere. 
 

 

#1061
22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Imagine bringing your kids to a game and being anywhere near these complete morons. Attempted murder in the stands is really fun. The NFL is a joke for not having legit security in the stands if you have 65 IQ drunk losers everywhere. 
 

 

As evidenced by this thread not growing much it's pretty rare. Every Thursday, Sunday, and Monday there's a few million people going to these things across the nation but usually only a few a week break out. 

Which is amazing considering the degradation of American socie... Well nevermind I don't want Bob to go Nazi on me again. 

20 minutes ago, TOR said:

Never assault the high ground.

Unless you're shooting up and they're swinging down. 

Edited by Hermanator

#1063

Going to need to create a new crime FWI - fighting while intoxicated and up the penalty accordingly. Anyone swinging at a game like this should be looking at mandatory 2 weeks behind bars. Just getting out of control for everyone else just trying to watch a game.

#1064

So the Vet had it right, eh?

Bring back the ole Stadium prison.

#1065
15 hours ago, TexasMan said:
CRAZY FIGHT: Multiple punches were thrown between #Falcons and #Saints fans. "I bet your a** won't b*tch."This needs to stop.

 

 

Most amazing part of that video is the guy who chose to wore Younghoe Koo's jersey.

 

#1066

1 ticket free with purchase of 1 Mountain Dew 12 pack and a minimum of two expired Toblerone bars. 

#1067
16 hours ago, Hermanator said:

As evidenced by this thread not growing much it's pretty rare. Every Thursday, Sunday, and Monday there's a few million people going to these things across the nation but usually only a few a week break out. 

Which is amazing considering the degradation of American socie... Well nevermind I don't want Bob to go Nazi on me again. 

Unless you're shooting up and they're swinging down. 

Several million? Average NFL stadium is 125k people on a week with no teams on a bye?

#1068

One of my best friends has been a Cowboy season ticket holder for over 30 years.  He always invites me to 1 or2 games/year.  I'll still go to one a year but, man, there are some really rough-acting dudes at these games now and I've been witness to several fights and many yelling matches that came close to blows.

The crowds from today seems totally different than the ones I remember from the 80s and 90s. 

#1069
9 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Going to need to create a new crime FWI - fighting while intoxicated and up the penalty accordingly. Anyone swinging at a game like this should be looking at mandatory 2 weeks behind bars. Just getting out of control for everyone else just trying to watch a game.

Lifetime ban from all NFL stadiums

#1070
49 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Lifetime ban from all NFL stadiums

Which can be easily accomplished these days with facial recognition technology. I can walk right into Minute Maid Park without ever showing a ticket because I’m opted in to their facial recognition tech.

#1071
1 hour ago, royiv said:

Several million? Average NFL stadium is 125k people on a week with no teams on a bye?

I was thinking college too since they put those fights here as well but with just NFL still over a million a weekend total. 

  • 2 weeks later...
#1072
Ravens fan roaming the streets looking for random Commanders fans to beat up is INSANE https://t.co/tb4KndeEYs

 

#1074
2 hours ago, Macklemore said:
Ravens fan roaming the streets looking for random Commanders fans to beat up is INSANE https://t.co/tb4KndeEYs

 

Came here to post this. Hopefully he’s charged and fired. Nice job guy, I’m sure the team appreciates your support. 

#1075
4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Came here to post this. Hopefully he’s charged and fired. Nice job guy, I’m sure the team appreciates your support. 

I wonder if his lawyer could argue that assaulting a Commander's fan could get him a reduced sentence? 

#1076
2 hours ago, Macklemore said:
Ravens fan roaming the streets looking for random Commanders fans to beat up is INSANE https://t.co/tb4KndeEYs

 

Reddit had this guy identified within a couple of hours.  He's scrubbed his online presence, but his goose is cooked.  I expect charges in the next day or two.

Some folks over there went to school with him.  Apparently he was expelled from multiple private schools (once for sexually assaulting a special needs student) and is a gigantic asshole.  Daddy's money has kept him out of the clink thus far, but I think this is going to take him over the edge.

#1079
UPDATE: Jack Callis is no longer employed by the insurance firm

 

37 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

What a complete dick. I read his company has fired him, now we just need the cops to arrest him and throw him in prison for a couple of years 

The asshole videoing it and egging him on needs to be reprimanded too. 

#1081
1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Some folks over there went to school with him.  Apparently he was expelled from multiple private schools (once for sexually assaulting a special needs student) and is a gigantic asshole.  Daddy's money has kept him out of the clink thus far, but I think this is going to take him over the edge.

Pretty surprising. Seems like such an upstanding citizen. 

edit: god damn, he put the first guy to sleep. Hope that dude’s ok. Also, I can’t even tell wtf the guy is screaming. “Do we got a straggler?” Wtf does that even mean?

Edited by tokamak

#1082
8 hours ago, tokamak said:

Pretty surprising. Seems like such an upstanding citizen. 

edit: god damn, he put the first guy to sleep. Hope that dude’s ok. Also, I can’t even tell wtf the guy is screaming. “Do we got a straggler?” Wtf does that even mean?

washington fans out in the wild(or in this scenario, streets) and its considered fair game  to be knocked out would be my interpretation 

#1084
9 hours ago, tokamak said:

Pretty surprising. Seems like such an upstanding citizen. 

edit: god damn, he put the first guy to sleep. Hope that dude’s ok. Also, I can’t even tell wtf the guy is screaming. “Do we got a straggler?” Wtf does that even mean?

One who lags behind the crowd.

 

 

13 hours ago, Chooky said:

Felony on video. You will lose. 

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#1085
12 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

What a complete dick. I read his company has fired him, now we just need the cops to arrest him and throw him in prison for a couple of years 

Looks like he has more than a few skeletons in his closet.

 

#1086
24 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Looks like he has more than a few skeletons in his closet.

 

He is getting roasted online. Now I want him arrested and thrown in jail. He is a shit stain and a drag on society 

#1088
1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Surely we had some Cowboy fan on Cowboy fan during their Detroit debacle on Sunday.

 

The dude hitting the griddy as the #Cowboys fan is throwing up is hilarious… 🤣🤣 https://t.co/6v6GJrvwl9

 

#1091
50 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

He is getting roasted online. Now I want him arrested and thrown in jail. He is a shit stain and a drag on society 

He Deserved being arrested for the unprovoked assault and battery of the Redskins fan.

 

 

That was a brutal attack and easily could have caused permanent harm to that person.

#1092
9 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

He Deserved being arrested for the unprovoked assault and battery of the Redskins fan.

 

 

That was a brutal attack and easily could have caused permanent harm to that person.

Do we know it didn't? Just asking as I've not see that either way. Though I didn't look very hard for info.

#1093
12 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

He Deserved being arrested for the unprovoked assault and battery of the Redskins fan.

 

 

That was a brutal attack and easily could have caused permanent harm to that person.

Has he been arrested? I hope so, haven't seen anything online yet

#1094
21 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Has he been arrested? I hope so, haven't seen anything online yet

Nothing newer than 8 hours old on the googles search.  I too want him arrested in a bad way and will pay attention to this thread today.  However, Baltimore police being who they are, may do nothing.  Plus with his dad being ultra rich I bet this goes away sadly. 

#1095
BREAKING: A #Ravens fan was roaming the streets looking for random #Redskins fans to KNOCK OUT after yesterday’s game. The fan has since been ARRESTED and CHARGED for attempted MURDER. 😳pic.twitter.com/qo70qberIi

I don't know if this update is accurate but, hopefully it is correct.

#1096

Well if they only* charged him with attempted murder, he's gonna walk. 

IMO

*edited to add

Edited by Foosters

#1097
335K likes, 7,209 comments - ev_handd on October 15, 2024: "Baltimore Ravens fan John (Jack) Callis got his life ruined by the internet after randomly jumping 2 Washington Commanders fans… and i love it #nfl #nflnews #nflmemes #baltimoreravens #washingtoncommanders #johncallis #jackcallis".

https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/2024/10/15/who-is-john-jack-kallis-baltimore-ravens-fan-going-viral-for-assaulting-commanders-fans/#google_vignette

 

I certainly hope that Lamar Jackson didn't "like" that video, as the Instagram guy said he did.

Edited by PittsburghTiger

#1098
6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Well if they only* charged him with attempted murder, he's gonna walk. 

IMO

*edited to add

Whether this is true or not, lesser includeds will be part of his judicial welcome basket. 

Edited by Doc Daneeka

#1099
3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:
335K likes, 7,209 comments - ev_handd on October 15, 2024: "Baltimore Ravens fan John (Jack) Callis got his life ruined by the internet after randomly jumping 2 Washington Commanders fans… and i love it #nfl #nflnews #nflmemes #baltimoreravens #washingtoncommanders #johncallis #jackcallis".

https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/2024/10/15/who-is-john-jack-kallis-baltimore-ravens-fan-going-viral-for-assaulting-commanders-fans/#google_vignette

Love that.

Fuck that piece of shit and that is an insult to shit.

Internet is undefeated.

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