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#1101
17 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:
BREAKING: A #Ravens fan was roaming the streets looking for random #Redskins fans to KNOCK OUT after yesterday’s game. The fan has since been ARRESTED and CHARGED for attempted MURDER. 😳pic.twitter.com/qo70qberIi

I don't know if this update is accurate but, hopefully it is correct.

That’s a parody/fake insider account. All of his posts are troll jobs.

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  • Herpa Derpa
    Herpa Derpa

    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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#1103

This is why I support concealed carry.  1 shot to the forehead and it’s over.   Reddit is modern day 4chan everything can be found out within seconds 

#1104

Good job, Lamar. way to represent the franchise

not to mention Lamar liking that video on instagram, how can you see something like that and not denounce it, let alone like the video

 

#1105

If this video was sent to the Baltimore PD they probably thought it was a resume and wanted to hire him.

#1106
*JUST IN* Baltimore Police announced an arrest warrant for 24-year-old John Callis in connection to an assault that was captured on video following the Ravens-Commanders game. https://t.co/qUaPCmf5bS

 

#1109
11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

1st and 2nd degree assault charges...good.  Hope that fuck at least does a couple of years. 

And enjoys his time in gen pop horsing around with El Diablo, Big Worm and the guys.  Asshole.

#1111
19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Woodson jersey guy is a bitch, sucker-punching Carr from behind.  Carr was barely on his feet from alcohol before the fight and was going to go down anyway, no need for the sucker punch.

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#1116
5 hours ago, nnm said:

Woodson jersey guy is a bitch, sucker-punching Carr from behind.  Carr was barely on his feet from alcohol before the fight and was going to go down anyway, no need for the sucker punch.

Eh, Carr had it coming. 

#1121
On 10/15/2024 at 1:50 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

This is why I support concealed carry.  1 shot to the forehead and it’s over.   Reddit is modern day 4chan everything can be found out within seconds 

Reddit is total Orwellian dogshit, if it was a black or Hispanic guy that did this every person looking to Dox him would get banned. 
 

The real nerds are still all on 4 channel

 

Also you should never boast or talk about shooting someone online, even in self defense. If you are unlucky and do have to shoot someone to defend yourself, the prosecutor will dig up your online history and use it against you. 

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#1122
On 10/23/2024 at 8:19 PM, DaggerHorns said:


John Callis denied bail for viral attack on Commanders fans; defense blames cocaine, alcohol bender

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/baltimore/news/man-accused-in-viral-ravens-commanders-attack-held-without-bail/

 

…is this real life? Lmao

Fuck his lawyer.

 

Callis' lawyer Brian Thompson told WJZ Investigator Mike Hellgren he believes his client was "overcharged."

"I don't believe this is a first-degree assault. I think it's a second-degree assault. First-degree assault requires serious bodily injury," Thompson said. 

Callis' mother was in the courtroom. She became emotional but declined to speak to WJZ following the proceedings. 

I'd say being knocked out is serious. I'd say him looking for "stragglers" shows it was planned.

And fuck the lawyer, again, for saying, in that video, "he's a 24-year old kid".

He's a grown man, and a dangerous one at that.

#1123
On 10/17/2024 at 5:09 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

1st and 2nd degree assault charges...good.  Hope that fuck at least does a couple of years. 

The video is the 2nd assault of the same people.  He previously beat them. They came back later to get their phone and belongings and he beat them again.  He’s been on probation at least twice on previous assaults.  I doubt he gets the 55 years but he needs to go to prison for a long fucking time.

#1124
22 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The video is the 2nd assault of the same people.  He previously beat them. They came back later to get their phone and belongings and he beat them again.  He’s been on probation at least twice on previous assaults.  I doubt he gets the 55 years but he needs to go to prison for a long fucking time.

I caught that point as well. Fuck that guy. He's garbage, and dangerous.

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#1129
16 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

18-year-old Eagles fan dies after falling from light pole during NFC Championship

celebration

https://www.on3.com/pro/news/18-year-old-eagles-fan-dies-after-falling-from-light-pole-during-nfc-championship-celebration/

Based in this incident, I always attach safety lines and a harness to the lamppost when I climb to the top during post-game celebrations. 

#1130
8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Based in this incident, I always attach safety lines and a harness to the lamppost when I climb to the top during post-game celebrations. 

Agreed, I just thought he would “fly eagles fly”

#1131

This thread has become nothing. 2 straight seasons with almost zero incidents here although there's 272 regular season games a season and tens of thousands of fans at each game. 

Have Americans become so entrenched with fighting each other on the streets over "wokeism" or whatever other culture bullshit? That they don't have the energy to fight in stadiums anymore? 

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#1132
On 10/27/2024 at 11:40 AM, PittsburghTiger said:

Fuck his lawyer.

 

Callis' lawyer Brian Thompson told WJZ Investigator Mike Hellgren he believes his client was "overcharged."

"I don't believe this is a first-degree assault. I think it's a second-degree assault. First-degree assault requires serious bodily injury," Thompson said. 

Callis' mother was in the courtroom. She became emotional but declined to speak to WJZ following the proceedings. 

I'd say being knocked out is serious. I'd say him looking for "stragglers" shows it was planned.

And fuck the lawyer, again, for saying, in that video, "he's a 24-year old kid".

He's a grown man, and a dangerous one at that.

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/baltimore-ravens/news/baltimore-ravens-fan-sentence-viral-video-assaulting-commanders-fan-nfl/a034786f3e272cb1cedab3b5

Sentenced to time served and must pay a small fine. If he hits anyone in the next five years I think he goes straight to jail.

#1133
On 1/30/2025 at 10:46 AM, TreatyOak said:

Based in this incident, I always attach safety lines and a harness to the lamppost when I climb to the top during post-game celebrations. 

As a cowboys fan I’m never going to have to worry about that 😡

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#1135

My love for these videos is unlimited. Almost everyone in them is terrible at fighting and winning makes you look almost as undignified as losing. Polished floor fisticuffs are a classic of the genre. 

#1137

I'm hoping the economic collapse, massive inflation, and sheer desperation of the American people lead to dozens of these every Sunday this season. Maybe get some guns and knives involved. Some parking lot mischief. Chicks ripping each other's shirts off and throats out. 

Come on America. Show us what pure self inflicted desperation looks like. 

#1138

That 30 second "fight" was the most cardio either of those fat fucks experienced in at least 5 years. Surprised they both didn't stroke out from exertion.

#1139
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

That 30 second "fight" was the most cardio either of those fat fucks experienced in at least 5 years. Surprised they both didn't stroke out from exertion.

This is pretty much every “street” fight. They almost never make it past a minute; someone gets knocked out, other people intervene, or people decide they’ve had enough (usually after getting knocked down).
 

Fighting another person is probably the most physically and mentally exhausting thing a human can do and that’s why even people who can do it very well for a living need a break and reset every 3-5 minutes. 
 

Exception is when you see people getting kicked or stomped when they’re in a bad position and that means it’s not a fight anymore, it’s attempted murder. 

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#1143

The guy in the 49ers jersey should have been thrown out as well.  Wearing a jersey of a team that's not playing should be illegal in America.

I'd let other countries slide when we play there, but we grew up with it.  You should know better.

#1145

NFL stadium security is pathetic. I’m surprised we don’t have someone killed in one of these altercations.

33 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't go to an NFL game with a free ticket.

 

I only go if I work the game and if they give me a parking pass. Otherwise, I stay away.

#1147
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't go to an NFL game with a free ticket.

 

I actually went to a Texans game in Houston and sat in the club seats, ate mediocre bbq, but generally had a fun time. I went to a Bengals game in Cincy for TNF a few years ago as well which was surprisingly great (mostly because it's fun for a Thursday and the stadium is downtown near the restaurants and bars). The only two times I've gone to NFL games post-covid.

Now going to an NFL game where you have to tailgate and then go to a 12 noon kick with a general admission seat with the general public? I am with you on that. Hard pass.

#1149

Early in the video, as she’s yelling, “Back up, back up!” J.J. Twat ever briefly makes a pistol-like gesture with her hand, which is a bad idea in L.A. Later, I think she actually flings some of her blood at her chubby main antagonist, Rams #30 (Todd Burly?). And later, as her face looks worse than Henry Cooper’s ever did against Ali, her husband/significant other never shows one second of concern, which tells me this behavior is absolutely nothing new.

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