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The guy in the 49ers jersey should have been thrown out as well.  Wearing a jersey of a team that's not playing should be illegal in America.
I'd let other countries slide when we play there, but we grew up with it.  You should know better.

Even worse…deebo Samuel plays on Washington now, so it’s not even a current player lol
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    But not out.

  • Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is

  • If you go to a stadium to watch your team play a game at another stadium, you are a fucking loser. 

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6 hours ago, orange dream said:

I kept waiting for someone to go over (or at least be in jeopardy of going over) that little glass wall.

 

That’s what I kept thinking. It is not a good idea to get involved in a fight against superior numbers who have higher ground in normal circumstances, especially not when your back is to a precipitous drop to your death. 

10 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't go to an NFL game with a free ticket.

 

Shit, we used to get several of these a week before the pandemic. In 2016 I went to a Cowboys game and saw 3 fights just in my section. 

Now we're lucky to get 1 every few weeks. It's probably safer to go to a game than to church

3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

That’s what I kept thinking. It is not a good idea to get involved in a fight against superior numbers who have higher ground in normal circumstances, especially not when your back is to a precipitous drop to your death. 

You're attempting to apply logic, critical thinking and strategic mindset to a bunch of NFL jersey folks. 

You should stop. 

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I bet JJ Twat is a demon in the sack.

Ive been to a couple cowboys games up in the boxes. Cowboys sucked but I got hammered on stash and woodfords. Those seats and the acccess to them keeps you clear of the peasants.

The lack of tailoring on the jerseys leads me to believe those aren’t real Texans fans

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

 

More grown men wearing jerseys. All of them need to be concussed. 

9 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

More grown men wearing jerseys. All of them need to be concussed. 

They were concussed many times. 

Which is why they act the way they do now.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

That song playing at that moment is perfect. 

All this white on white violence out there these days. Bunch of domestic terrorists

44 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

NFL fans are trashier than MMA fans

Thousandaires pay a shitload for a ticket, think they are entitled to whatever ends up triggering them.

On 9/9/2025 at 6:08 AM, Vito Andolini said:

 

 

 

Arrest everybody in the entire row, plus two rows up. Let god sort em out. Its the only way to be sure. 

 

 

46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Thousandaires pay a shitload for a ticket, think they are entitled to whatever ends up triggering them.

 

I have independently come up with the same hypothesis. Also explains shit head behavior on planes and cruises. 

 

 

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

NFL fans are trashier than MMA fans

Let's not get crazy now. No one is trashier than MMA fans

In that video of the Bengals fans fighting you can almost hear the wheezing while they attempt to throw hands. I don't think a single person in the video weighed less than 250 lbs. Old fat slobs.

21 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Is this an outtake from the movie Cocoon?

9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I have independently come up with the same hypothesis. Also explains shit head behavior on planes and cruises. 

 

 

Good observation, bargain cruise lines and NFL games are indeed giving off the same vibe these days. Like shit kicker bars in the 80’s, don’t go to one unless you are prepared to throw down or have the maturity to let some stuff slide.

Why are you people discouraging this with derision of the participants?  I say lean into it, remove security from the stadia, add high def cameras for the best views. 

Fat Cincinnati fans in jerseys fighting each other with a Bon Jovi song playing in the background. Riveting. There needs to be an NFL game played on the deck of a discount cruise where Waffle House is the primary vendor. 

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"It was madness. Fat guys glistening like salt pork were throwing slow, lumbering haymakers. One guy got punched and he shit out a perfectly intact, unchewed chicken wing and an unopened can of Monster Energy. The entire area smelled of warm milk and a jar of pennies. Denim shorts were flying everywhere. Bon Jovi."

57 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why are you people discouraging this with derision of the participants?  I say lean into it, remove security from the stadia, add high def cameras for the best views. 

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I could hear the gravy and bud light sloshing through their veins. 

don't forget about the skyline "chili"

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You can’t expect a guy in a “Your Mom” #69 jersey to not get into a fight

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4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Good observation, bargain cruise lines and NFL games are indeed giving off the same vibe these days. Like shit kicker bars in the 80’s, don’t go to one unless you are prepared to throw down or have the maturity to let some stuff slide.

I was a barback at the New West off Anderson in the late 80s one summer. At least 3 fights every night and one spectacular evening there were at least a dozen, including a full-on 10 vs 10 melee. 
 

Was also prime cougar territory if you could overlook some of the mileage….

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15 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I was a barback at the New West off Anderson in the late 80s one summer. At least 3 fights every night and one spectacular evening there were at least a dozen, including a full-on 10 vs 10 melee. 
 

Was also prime cougar territory if you could overlook some of the mileage….

nothing better than a crafty old veteran 

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

Fat Cincinnati fans in jerseys fighting each other with a Bon Jovi song playing in the background. Riveting. There needs to be an NFL game played on the deck of a discount cruise where Waffle House is the primary vendor. 

Seemed like a lot of Burrow on Burrow crime.

14 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 I don't think a single person in the video weighed less than 250 lbs. Old fat slobs.

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10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why are you people discouraging this with derision of the participants?  I say lean into it, remove security from the stadia, add high def cameras for the best views. 

You’d think the NFL would figure out how to monetize it, while people make live bets  on who wins 

The silver fox in the Joe Burrow jersey didn't like being told his jersey was a chinese rip off because it looked red

 

That was a pretty harmless fight outside of a few punches thrown at :10. lots of arm grabbing and head locks but nothing crazy

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tbh, I was expecting/hoping for a little more action out of the opening couple of weeks. You gotta believe there are goons nationwide just itching to get back to their craft. 

On 9/17/2025 at 12:08 AM, Hermanator said:

That song playing at that moment is perfect. 

All this white on white violence out there these days. Bunch of domestic terrorists

You absolutely cannot help but be a piece of shit dragging social commentary onto the football board. Fuck off. 

On 9/17/2025 at 7:27 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

In that video of the Bengals fans fighting you can almost hear the wheezing while they attempt to throw hands. I don't think a single person in the video weighed less than 250 lbs. Old fat slobs.

I think it's hilarious watching fat asses like this fight. 30 seconds in and their wheezing so hard they're close to a heart attack. If you could fight for 1 minute you would kill them. But I know if I ever got into a fistfight again it would look like this. 

 

I’m trying to think how many white claws it would take a human of that size to get that hammered and the only possible answer is a metric shit ton. 

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On 9/17/2025 at 12:14 AM, Gil Bang said:

NFL fans are trashier than MMA fans

 

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I’m trying to think how many white claws it would take a human of that size to get that hammered and the only possible answer is a metric shit ton. 

I was that size at 6’2” two years ago (209 and not 284 now holla) and it took exactly 74 white claws to have the standing sleep. It’s science.
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Not quite going goon, but go Cleveland.
 

That's fantastic - icing on the cake as he interrupts his comatose path to raise the can to his lips and somehow completes a connection of the two.   

More success than most Cleveland QBs have.

I spit my drink when he lifted the White Claw.  

5 stars.  Bravo.

On 9/17/2025 at 4:44 PM, Ignatius said:

Was also prime cougar territory if you could overlook some of the mileage….

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

In the mid-90s, Paradox was the equivalent of Tinder...and New West was the equivalent of Plenty of Fish. If you couldn't get laid, it was because you couldn't afford a cab and cover.

On 9/17/2025 at 7:27 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

In that video of the Bengals fans fighting you can almost hear the wheezing while they attempt to throw hands. I don't think a single person in the video weighed less than 250 lbs. Old fat slobs.

At about 8 seconds in you can see a young dude come in from the right and sucker punch a dude on the left. He never saw it coming... young dude dips, old dude pops back up and retaliates against the wrong person. That young dude is a pussy to come in and leave like that. 

2 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

In the mid-90s, Paradox was the equivalent of Tinder...and New West was the equivalent of Plenty of Fish. If you couldn't get laid, it was because you couldn't afford a cab and cover.

Oh Paracox, I hardly knew you. Really lucky I didnt get a STD from all the coke fueled bathroom fucking I did there.

4 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

In the mid-90s, Paradox was the equivalent of Tinder...and New West was the equivalent of Plenty of Fish. If you couldn't get laid, it was because you couldn't afford a cab and cover.

Shit man at the New West half the time you didn’t need a cab; a 1983 Olds Cutlass strategically parked in the shadows at the edge of the lot would do it…

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