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Definite upgrade from fringe-NBA talent like Bassey and Biyombo. Much needed. Maybe they knew it before fans were yapping about missing on a big in the draft.

The Kornet Kontest!!!  3 year deal with team option.  10m is a lot for a bench big man, but that's the going rate for being tall these days.  Reportedly a great teammate.

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Fourth year on Kornet is a team option so it's a slight overpay but not a bad contract overall. They desperately needed another big. They were getting bullied in the paint when Vic was out and even when he was in. Let someone else go bang with Zubac and Jokic and Stephen Adams and Hartenstein, etc. I would really like to see them sign Yabusele. He can play some at the 5 and is also another big body at 4. Kornet + Yabusele + Harper + Bryant would be a pretty stellar off season. If they could find another shooter, that would be the cherry on top but I think they're running out of roster spots unless they start churning some of the more seasoned homegrown talent.

 

Would have loved a Yabusele on the squad; seems there’s enough youth and the lineups need some experience.  Perhaps Wright is actually monitoring the Bucks situation to slide in and grab Giannis.  (Phrasing, of course.  I think)  I don’t believe that that Bucks lineup with Turner is any more appealing than what SA can roll out with Giannis on it. 

 

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Never seemed like Mamu got enough of a chance, but we will always have that game against the Knicks with Flavor Flav in the house. 

I don’t know that I’ve seen a Spur in the zone quite like this since Tim’s first playoff game against Phoenix. 

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Steve Kerr in the 03 WCF, Game Six, Fourth Quarter.

Shit, him and Stephen Jackson in the same damn game. But great call. Steve was great in all facets of the game. Horry in game 5. That fucking shithead motherfucker against the Grizzlies. That was an amazing game from someone who has no dick. 
 

All that to say, I will miss Manu. He should have had much more playing time, and when he did play was all hustle. I love players who give absolutely everything on the court. Except Patty. Just kidding. Kind of.

On 7/1/2025 at 11:53 AM, horny_gunman said:

Would have loved a Yabusele on the squad; seems there’s enough youth and the lineups need some experience.  Perhaps Wright is actually monitoring the Bucks situation to slide in and grab Giannis.  (Phrasing, of course.  I think)  I don’t believe that that Bucks lineup with Turner is any more appealing than what SA can roll out with Giannis on it. 

 

The Bucks don’t seem to know what the fuck they’re doing.

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

The Bucks don’t seem to know what the fuck they’re doing.

But they seem to be enjoying doing it.  Beware of a crazy man with intention..... They want to compete so if leveraged to blow it up, they'll play hard ball and he'll cost a fortune.

 

Ok Wemby I see you. Maybe he needs to go pay the Spurs of North London a visit 

Ok, never mind, we can stop this now

 

 

 

On 6/17/2025 at 11:02 PM, gofuckyourself said:

Hey that's my high school.

Bitchass coach cut me at tryouts.

Then again I wasn't 3% of even Sochan.

And I also looked terrible with my shirt off.

 

On 6/18/2025 at 2:35 PM, C-Man said:

Samesies. Class of '91. What about you? (Maybe we've already figured this out about each other but I'm losing brain cells by the day.)

Me too, only 1 year since in HS I was a military brat moving around to a different HS every year.

I just don't know if he'd be interested enough because of the minutes..... how many could we possibly offer him?  Young player on the rise.... I'd welcome him.

 

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Summer League game is on NBA TV. Bryant has a nice shot but isn’t hitting, fouls a lot. Like. A lot.

Hope the org and all of our guys do some serious community outreach in the wake of what's going down. 

I'm sure they will. 

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hope the org and all of our guys do some serious community outreach in the wake of what's going down. 

I'm sure they will. 

I thought I'd read a child from Peter Holt's family was one of the surviving campers so I think you're right.

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I hope we don’t end up with buyers remorse passing on VJ Edgecombe. I know everyone considers Harper on another tier but VJ is at a different level athletically and is going to be tremendous defensively. He and Maxey are going to be the most dynamic backcourt in the league. 

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

why aren't any of the drafted players seeing playing time?

Nobody cares about California. They’re going to play when they get to Vegas. 

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I kinda liked Wesley but he was going to get buried after they drafted Harper.  They needed another big and they needed three point shooting and Olynyk gives them both. They can also move his contract if they want to do something bigger later in the season. Really nice move by the spurs. Three roster spots still open and they have some money to play with. I don’t think they’re done. Adding another solid vet who can shoot wouldn’t hurt my feelings. 

You guys this is a really big day for me. 

First - I'd like to thank my dad - who bestowed upon me his Spurs fandom. 

Second - Brian Wright - who no doubt keeps a tab on all of our bitching here. 

@Kermit - who believed in my hate and stuck by my side when other posters may have casted aspersions. 

4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I kinda liked Wesley but he was going to get buried after they drafted Harper.  They needed another big and they needed three point shooting and Olynyk gives them both. They can also move his contract if they want to do something bigger later in the season. Really nice move by the spurs. Three roster spots still open and they have some money to play with. I don’t think they’re done. Adding another solid vet who can shoot wouldn’t hurt my feelings. 

Yeah we are quietly loading up. This should absolutely be a playoff team if we get 130+ games from Wemby and Fox combined. 

51 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

No more Branham. Thank god. 

Immediately becomes our best 3 point shooter.  Exactly the type of guy you can play pick and pop with off the bench and can play both post positions.  He's 34 and I'm going to assume the Spurs did their research and good teammate.  Only really had to give up a 2nd round pick and deep bench guys who's current major attribute is they're young.... and coming up on 2nd contracts.  If Olynk can continue to shoot at 38-39% clip from distance, this is a really nice low key move.  At this stage of his career you really only need 12-15 minutes from him.  Should get a ton of open looks.  Decent rebounder (not great), but actually underrated passer.

Scouting report from an old friend:

 

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34? I thought he was much older. Sad to see Wesley go but we're tooling up.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You guys this is a really big day for me. 

First - I'd like to thank my dad - who bestowed upon me his Spurs fandom. 

Second - Brian Wright - who no doubt keeps a tab on all of our bitching here. 

@Kermit - who believed in my hate and stuck by my side when other posters may have casted aspersions. 

If Keldon finds his way to another team, I might explode Randy Marsh style.

4 minutes ago, Kermit said:

If Keldon finds his way to another team, I might explode Randy Marsh style.

I still have a soft spot for him. Kind of a Mario Elie energy guy

I'm fine with KJ now that he's like our 10th best player. Although we're paying him too much to be that.

It was when he was our starting SF that I wanted to rip my hair out. 

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2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

We're gonna give Jones Garcia a contract if he keeps on.

Yeah... he needs one. They did it for Jonathon Simmons and Gary Neal after a few summer league breakout games. Unless he's got some character issues, I don't see why they wouldn't add him either on the minimum or as a two way. They have the roster spots. He may have played his way out of a two way, actually.

Carter Bryant really likes to play defense. I hope they don’t bury this kid in the G-League this season.

Also, just fucking sign Jones-Garcia already.

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I'm fairly certain that Nembhard isn't an NBA player but that Harper block was filthy. 

53 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Carter Bryant really likes to play defense. I hope they don’t bury this kid in the G-League this season.

Also, just fucking sign Jones-Garcia already.

He's fun to watch in his love for defense but he fouls so much.... He's so raw.  He needs minutes, not hanging out as the 12th man on our roster.  

Harper is very crafty getting to the rim.  Typical rookie guard, a lot poor decisions but his ability to get to the rim is impressive.  His J needs some polish.

 

On 7/11/2025 at 10:49 AM, Pam Cummings said:

We're gonna give Jones Garcia a contract if he keeps on.

He has a really good story, he's been an offensive weapon everywhere he's been including having a great senior season at Memphis.  His achilles heel is defense, probably because he wasn't asked to do much, but he can score.  If he continues to play this well, I think you have to give him a 2-way contract.  He's running into some bad decision making the last couple of minutes, but maybe he can develop into an instant offense guy off the bench.  Jaren Jacksonesque.... 

There's Bryant with a block.  Fun guy.... reminds me a little of Rodman (not as good).

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm fairly certain that Nembhard isn't an NBA player but that Harper block was filthy. 

 

 

19 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Flagg is good, but I thought he would be better

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I think we can all agree, Harrison Ingram flosses his teeth with pubic hair. Just awful.

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