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That site should have a few more ads on it. 836 is not enough…

That site has aids. No way I’m going through all that bullshit. He donated buses. No need to click on that.

After tapping to close 6 or so ads just to be able to read the article, 2 more ads showed up after a single scroll down the page. Just insane.

Thanks for the head’s up to not open the link… now can someone please summarize what the hell the buses are for? Thanks.

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4 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

After tapping to close 6 or so ads just to be able to read the article, 2 more ads showed up after a single scroll down the page. Just insane.

Sorry about that. 
I’ll blame the link on Mrs. Brat.

 

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Thanks for the head’s up to not open the link… now can someone please summarize what the hell the buses are for? Thanks.

5 busses for no explicit school, hs or college, but the busses are to be used for “underserved high schools or burgeoning universities”. Was relatively vague about how a school comes to be able to use one of these busses, as I had been able to glean before ads aids.

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I think one of the buses will be for the UT softball team, and another is going to the Uvalde school district for their athletic teams. 
No clue on the others.

Odd that the story has not been picked up by a reputable news source with a website that doesn't have Internet Aids.

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Another is going to Robert Wheeler so he can take fans on road trips.

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18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Odd that the story has not been picked up by a reputable news source with a website that doesn't have Internet Aids.

Maybe fake “news”?

These days, all you have do to get a statue on campus is donate some buses, apparently!

 

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7 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

These days, all you have do to get a statue on campus is donate some buses, apparently!

 

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My gf saw that story two different places, so she thought it was real.

Why do people make up shit like this?

One's a party bus to grab all the moms from Lake Travis and Bee Cave to take downtown.

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

My gf saw that story two different places, so she thought it was real.

Why do people make up shit like this?

Why do we all post on Surly?

Because what happens on Surly changes the prisoner count in Texas, cures cancer with wreaths, and the political landscape of Austin.

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Any real statue would have him naked playing bongos while smoking a joint  

Fify

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why do people make up shit like this?

It's generating clicks for whatever malicious website they're linking to. I read the url in the op and thought to myself "welp, not clicking on that shit", but I had also previously seen it posted on the AI Facebook pages like the statue one. Good luck with your phone aids, everybody! 

I’ve noted before about the ridiculous reluctance of Surlyites to create new threads, in what, making sure we never turn into Liucci’s thread-a-minute factory? For easy examples, several subjects currently at the top of the Football board were created in 2018.

But I’ll be damned if this phony bus bullshit doesn’t make the point.

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Sorry folks. Mea culpa.

Ban me and delete thread.

You’re good Brat, Surly royalty as always (though I miss the upside down photos). AI is fucking with everyone.

44 minutes ago, n64ra said:

One's a party bus to grab all the moms from Lake Travis and Bee Cave to take downtown.

 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

 

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No need to post a photo of something more tame than the LT/Bee Cave party bus. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Okay, then, Mr. Mallory, then why does Rice play Texas?

Not because it is easy, but because it is hard. 

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34 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

That's what she said.

Tell her to eat more fiber

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

now can someone please summarize what the hell the buses are for? Thanks.

Chasing the muff around. 

13 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Another is going to Robert Wheeler so he can take fans on road trips.

Yelling Season 17 GIF by The Simpsons

20 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Another is going to Robert Wheeler so he can take fans on road trips.

RIP, because I assume his 20 year absence means he died of liver failure or dying in a hotter fire. 

21 hours ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

After tapping to close 6 or so ads just to be able to read the article, 2 more ads showed up after a single scroll down the page. Just insane.

 

21 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

That site should have a few more ads on it. 836 is not enough…

 

21 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

That site has aids. No way I’m going through all that bullshit. He donated buses. No need to click on that.

 

Protip: If you are on Android, you can set up DNS to filter out bullshit ads. I use noads.libredns.gr for my DNS. Fuck ads.

If you are on an Iphone, just take it up the ass.

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Protip: If you are on Android, you can set up DNS to filter out bullshit ads. I use noads.libredns.gr for my DNS. Fuck ads.

If you are on an Iphone, just take it up the ass.

I have some Preparation H.

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because it is there. 


Because it's easier than NOT posting on Surly. I mean, what are you gonna do ... NOT post on Surly?  Not likely.

 

7 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

RIP, because I assume his 20 year absence means he died of liver failure or dying in a hotter fire. 

 

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