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i’d love to hear the “soccer is boring” crowd defend this chiefs/chargers game (and so many other boring ass games every week). this is like a 0-0 draw that features a shit ton of commercial breaks.

The fat Greek (no racist) doesn’t seem like the easiest employer; likely a mutual parting of ways. Rumors of Ange In… That’s a bold strategy, Cotton, if true.

Given the team went out of their way to say, he was relieved of his duties, it doesn’t sound mutual. 

9 hours ago, Derka said:

 

 

Key Dates to remember:

EFL Cup Final 2027 - 20 March 2027 (Guessing)
FA Cup Final 2027 -22 May 2027
Europa League Final 2027 - 26 May 2027
Europa Conference League Final 2027 - 2 June 2027
Champions League Final 2027 - 5 June 2027

noni madueke is a lightning bolt in soccer cleats. thanks chelsea!

kerkez was pretty lucky to not get a second booking. dude was out of control the entire half (before getting pulled for being so out of control).

what an idiotic tackle. liverpool bout to blitzkrieg these fools for the next ~10 minutes.

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absolute self destruction from burnley.

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16 minutes ago, Derka said:

un-fucking-believable. 


 

I’m a Liverpool fan but if I were a fan of any other team after how we’ve won our first 4 games this would 💯 be me:

 

 

21 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

I’m a Liverpool fan but if I were a fan of any other team after how we’ve won our first 4 games this would 💯 be me:

 

 

lmao this is exactly what i was thinking when it happened, deadass.

posting this for the opta champions league “odds”:

 

On 8/25/2025 at 12:24 AM, Derka said:

 

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yeah this is how we grow the sport. 🙄 

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Chelsea spent £2bn the last 4 years and still have Bobert Sanchez as their starting goalie.

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Chelsea spent £2bn the last 4 years and still have Bobert Sanchez as their starting goalie.

that was as stupid a tackle as i’ve seen in a long time. man u up 2-0 now.

Jack Grealish, still a whiny little bitch. 

14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

Shut up you ponytailed titty bitch. 
 

 

Such a wild stat

4 hours ago, Derka said:

 


you mean to tell me he read a book?

I don’t think so. 

I’m not sure what Sunderland or Mandava were arguing there. That is as easy of a red card to give as you will ever see.

 

man city is this juggernaut team and yet they’re all flopping around like goddamn pussies making us stop the game over and over. fucking terrible.

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