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Today in the Premier Leaguepic.twitter.com/BM9DwROvvK

 

#403
🚨🌳 Sean Dyche, set to sign contract until June 2027 at Nottingham Forest. Verbal agreement in place between parties with former Everton manager ready for PL return.

 

 

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#404

I was literally about to post that “Sunderland are really well coached” and then they scored a 93rd minute go ahead goal at Chelsea.

#405

17 points in 9 matches for newly promoted Sunderland, that is impressive.  They will be no worse than 6th in the table at the end of match week.   

#406

So is ManU back?   3 weeks ago they were relegation fodder, if today’s result holds they are up to 4th for now. 

#413
26K likes, 126 comments - espnuk on November 2, 2025: "A list of Man City's Premier League goalscorers this season 🤯".

 

#415

Best striker in the world. He’s fucking unbelievable. I also think he will carry Norway deep into the WC next summer. 

#417

who do y’all think is the third best striker in europe? we know that mikel merino is the best, with erling haaland a ways behind, but who is next on the list? 🤔 

#421

arsenal vs sunderland was one of the best games of the season. gripping from start to finish. some incredible goals as well.

#427
167K likes, 2,571 comments - papapincus on November 11, 2025: "Just a gentle reminder.".

 

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#428

Good process lads

 

No shit Virgil van Dijk header should have stood, rules Premier League expert panel https://www.thetimes.com/article/9d8683a9-dd83-4049-8d61-6d99e9c8e2bd?shareToken=b280f3d40aa381b3c849ae97d4dbc64f


 

#429
On 11/14/2025 at 11:33 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Good process lads

 

No shit Virgil van Dijk header should have stood, rules Premier League expert panel https://www.thetimes.com/article/9d8683a9-dd83-4049-8d61-6d99e9c8e2bd?shareToken=b280f3d40aa381b3c849ae97d4dbc64f


 

PGMOL: “We’re just covering for our Sugar Oil Daddies. Nothing to see here.”

#430
On 11/14/2025 at 10:33 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Good process lads

 

No shit Virgil van Dijk header should have stood, rules Premier League expert panel https://www.thetimes.com/article/9d8683a9-dd83-4049-8d61-6d99e9c8e2bd?shareToken=b280f3d40aa381b3c849ae97d4dbc64f


 

You guys got your ass kicked. Move on. No need to dwell on the past. 

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#431
2 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

You guys got your ass kicked. Move on. No need to dwell on the past. 

 

I haven’t yet met a poster on this message board whose soccer opinions I value less than yours.

 

#432

how is it that michael oliver, famously on city’s payroll and famous for inventing new ways to fuck over arsenal, is officiating a huge arsenal match this week which will directly affect man city? epl officiating is corrupt. 

#433

Michael Oliver has awarded significantly more reds and yellows vs Arsenal than any other team.Also significantly more penalties against than most teams.He has awarded 0 red cards to Manchester City. Keep Michael Oliver away from Arsenal games.

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how MLS was given a red but kovacic wasn’t is shocking. seriously: michael oliver is corrupt.

 

 

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#434

I keep doing that in the wrong spot

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#436
On 11/22/2025 at 9:13 AM, beer said:

I keep doing that in the wrong spot

title of your sex tape.

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#438

I’ve had fun at Arteta’s expense but him and the DOF have built a machine designed for this era’s style of football.

Complete control defensively and dominating on set plays. I think when the lead gets big enough in the league he might let his skill players run wild which could be fun to watch. 

#442

i found this to be thoroughly entertaining, and i’m hoping/assuming there’s an archive of these and that this is an ongoing feature for sky. what a way to try and take in a match. i’d go crazy.

 

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#443
19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Awesome

 

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it makes sense that the violent conduct rule is not written to carve out "but violent conduct toward your teammates is ok" because that seems insane but also it's very very funny and also feels slightly insane to get sent off for slapping your teammate

A direct reply to that

I mean that's nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FtcBH30DmM

 

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#444
18 hours ago, Dutch said:

So manure lost, despite playing with a man advantage for 85’?

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25 shots for 1.66 xG is not great in the best of times, against 10 men for 80 minutes pretty oof

 

#445

watching the match w my mom yesterday, we desperately want a win and all 3 points vs 10-man chelsea, and as we approach the 90th minute we’re speculating as to how much texts time we’ll have for one last push. we figured 6 or 7 added minutes; it was four; less than the 1h. chelsea got a goal kick ~30 seconds in to the extra time and sloooowwwweeed it down, and with +4 instead of +7 we knew that the match was over. i fucking megaloathe that my two favorite sports have such corrupt and inept officiating.

 

#446

also anthony taylor was his usual garbage self. top two teams on the table, london derby, sunday night match, huge game, and what does he do? soft yellow two minutes in. “he’s drawn a line in the sand” says the color commentator. yep. two minutes later another booking. and then another. next thing you know they’re announcing that it’s been more than a year since an official booked this many players this quickly. why the fuck would you EVER officiate a big match like this?

but wait, there’s more! after establishing that every single minor foul is a booking from the jump, here are the marc cucurella highlights from the game:

absolute fucking joke. should be the best league in the world yet it’s ruined by inept-corrupt officiating.

#447

 

meanwhile this guy:

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7 rock bottoms, 12 stone cold stunners, 6 RKO’s, and a figure four leg lock and he’s still just running around the pitch as the truncated extra time runs out. 

i’m sorry for spamming the thread this morning, i just am at my wits end with the officiating in this league and how these officials just completely take over games in ways that are as self contradictory as they are asinine.

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#449

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Oh no!!! Arsenal is only leading the league by 5 points not 7!!!

Christ, won’t you shut up about the refs? Your GM FINALLY put together a team your coach can’t fuck up and you don’t celebrate? Nope. You bitch about the refs.

No wonder everyone hates the idea of arsenal winning the league, you won’t celebrate it, you’ll bitch you only won by 14.6 points instead of 20.5 points!!

I don’t say this as a spurs fan, but a sports fan - I hope arteta fucks this up so that some who cares can celebrate, even Man U!!! Hell at least @Speedtrucker celebrates when his guys win, whoever they are!!

#450
12 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Christ, won’t you shut up about the refs? Your GM FINALLY put together a team your coach can’t fuck up and you don’t celebrate? Nope. You bitch about the refs.

i haven’t been celebrating arsenal this year? a)that’s news to me, and b)i will 100% make sure to celebrate all of arsenal’s triumphs this year with much more vim and vigor in this thread.

you did not watch that game. chelsea was a fucking embarrassment, they didn’t even try to play football, they just thugged it up for 90 minutes and played so dirty and a so foul from so early on that it is asinine that they only had one player sent off, especially with how stringently arsenal was officiated. it was a fucking joke, and i will bitch about the horrible fucking offizeont in this league any time i feel like it.

go fuck yourself loser. enjoy your loser ass team’s terrible fucking season an cry more about arsenal you pussy. i love your tears, they give me strength, i drink them for breakfast you bitch.

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