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Pony got wrecked by North Texas last week, it won’t be fun for them this evening.

Supposed to be some crazy storms tonight. Supposed to go to the game

All I’ve got to say is...fuck TCU. 

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2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Pony got wrecked by North Texas last week, it won’t be fun for them this evening.

They scored all of their points in the 4th quarter of that game after the Mean Green had their way iirc. They seemed to be on the upswing with Chad Morris, not sure what happened in Dallas since he left for Arky.

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

They scored all of their points in the 4th quarter of that game after the Mean Green had their way iirc. They seemed to be on the upswing with Chad Morris, not sure what happened in Dallas since he left for Arky.

he left for Arky

Nice work on the thread title OP.

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8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Nice work on the thread title OP.

It's a compromise between the straight up and the cutesy. Trying to appease everyone.

smu vs tcu..... Double Fuck

Btw..."Chip Brown attended SMU, where he attempted to play tennis for the top-ranked Mustangs but soon realized his future was in covering sports, not competing in them any longer."

Should of stuck to tennis..... FCB

North Texas was up 36-0 at the end of the 3Q last week, the rest were garbage points to make it 46-23.  Keep in mind, SMU beat NT in 2017 54-32, so a big dropoff. 

2 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

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The mascot and cheerleaders make i compelling to pick SMU in having a shot to keep it closer than a 35 point blowout... TCU 55 - SMU 14...

 

5 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Supposed to be some crazy storms tonight. Supposed to go to the game

I'm supposed to go to it too.  PM me...we'll grab a beer.

Wish I was on the boulevard.  I haven't been surrounded by beautiful women basically my entire life, but good lord SMU has some fucking talent.

Maybe the rain will cover up Patterson’s sweat stains 

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Forget it, you'll never be able to pamper her like daddy did in their little 6500 sq ft Highland park bungalow..
6 minutes ago, ousux said:
4 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

Forget it, you'll never be able to pamper her like daddy did in their little 6500 sq ft Highland park bungalow..

So, you are saying she won't let state school guys pee in her butt?

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High school games at the Cotton Bowl have been put on hold too. I need some football gdammit.

1 hour ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, UTEX90 said:
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Forget it, you'll never be able to pamper her like daddy did in their little 6500 sq ft Highland park bungalow..

They all go slumming every now and then. Trust me. 

have the rules changed? So many goddamn delays the last week. 

I’ll just leave this here, but I lived thru the pony express days of SMU as a Texas student and fan, and in the rest of my lifetime, SMU cannot lose badly enough to make up for their arrogance. 

6 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

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Do you not TCU showgirl bro?

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When is this puppy supposed to kickoff now?

these 2 religious schools must have no faith in their god if they are afraid of lightning.

3 minutes ago, HuskiesHorns said:

these 2 religious schools must have no faith in their god if they are afraid of lightning.

Never know when the man upstairs is going to go all Old Testament on your ass...

is Craig James there? Dickerson would be ideal for the sideline reporter role. 

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Shit looks to me like it's moving off to the north. Hey Mother Nature, go fuck up Oklahoma, k?

10 hours ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

More like this WILL be ugly for pony. TCU wins by at least 28. 

by halftime?

7 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

by halftime?

Half a hundred

16 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

by halftime?

If we can get this damn game started. Guess weather up there is pretty bad 

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Gary Patterson HATES humidity. I fully expect him to unleash the frogs of war on poor Peruna. There will be bloodshed.

Jesus.. hung out with landomatic in the rain now super fucked up and not going to the game

Fucking finally.  Wonder what kind of pizza GP ordered during the 2 hour delay

Gary loves it, everybody thinks his shirt is soaked because of rain..

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