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No, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you.

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Hit the pace car.

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

Harry, I'm comin in!

Oh, well you can't pit right now, Cole.

What!?

We're eating ice cream.

 

 

(Side note, Bill France is rolling over in his grave, and has been for nearly 2 decades.)

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPM, that's bad.

I'm praying for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there. Everybody out, please.

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'm praying for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there. Everybody out, please.

I try to use this phrase weekly. 

No,no no no sir! Can't use 'em. Don't want 'em. Couldn't afford 'em if I did.
What are you talking about, Harry?  
Race car drivers. You and Rowdy.
I ain't setting up that car for Daytona.
But you're welcome to come on in. We'll bring out the moonshine and start telling lies and callin' up the women.

After lovingly speaking to the attributes of the new race car and carry its driver to the Winner's Circle, Harry sees a puddle underneath the engine. 
 

" This is not the kind of answer I was looking for!"

I love this movie film.  Watch it at least once a year.

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