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#951

Hahaha, holy shit:
 

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LeBron James' cryptic "The Second Decision" post on social media Monday -- which ended up being a teaser for a Hennessy advertisement -- sent tickets for the Los Angeles Lakers' final home game of the 2025-26 regular season skyrocketing.

Before James' post, the least-expensive ticket for the April 12, 2026, game against the Utah Jazz at Crypto.com Arena started at $82.

After James' post, prices spiked, with single tickets starting at $580 each, per Vivid Seats.

For two tickets to the Jazz-Lakers matchup, the cheapest get-in price starts at $760.

 

Suck it Lakers fans. 

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#952

Spoelstra is the HC for the 2026 FIBA World Cup and 2028 Olympics

#953
14 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Hahaha, holy shit:
 

Suck it Lakers fans. 

 

#954

Mitch Mcconnell Gop GIF by GIPHY News

Lakers star LeBron James is sidelined for at least 3 to 4 weeks due to sciatica on his right side. He is out for the start of the 2025-26 NBA season. (shams)

#955
Breaking: Lakers star LeBron James will be sidelined for at least 3 to 4 weeks due to sciatica on his right side. He is out for the start of the 2025-26 NBA season.Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN app: https://t.co/QEjDpr2WVy

 

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#957
The Knicks have made Jalen Brunson untouchable in trade talks involving Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @sam_amick “Team sources have made it clear that Knicks point guard Jalen Brunson was, as expected, untouchable in these talks. In terms of possible players being involved, the…

 

#958
17 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:
Breaking: Lakers star LeBron James will be sidelined for at least 3 to 4 weeks due to sciatica on his right side. He is out for the start of the 2025-26 NBA season.Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN app: https://t.co/QEjDpr2WVy

 

As someone who had this flare up a while back, let me tell you that shit fucking sucks. One of the worst pains I have ever dealt with. Had never had it before and man it was brutal.

#960

lololol:

Lakers fan who is suing LeBron James for alleged fraud and deception over his Decision 2.0 Hennessy commercial speaks out“This case is about principle to me; it’s not so much about the money. I am only suing to recover what I paid”

 

#962
LeBron James is expected to monitor the Lakers’ situation while he’s out, per @mcten “LeBron’s gotta be watching, while he’s out. If they are struggling, that could lead to the next step… When Rich Paul said that LeBron will be watching the Lakers’ every move because the…

 

#963

Wow, that's awfully magnanimous of him to watch the team to which he is gainfully employed play basketball while he is away on rehab. Surprised he's not charging extra.

#964

pat beverly has a podcast where he says the absolute dumbest shit you’ve ever heard on a daily basis, and he does so within zero irony. here is his magnum opus:

idk if it’s the 🍷 but i really believe this Aces team could beat a NBA team@PatBevPod

 

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#965

Yea but you know A’ja and Bam have some intense 1-on-1s in the shooting gym. I’d watch that 

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#966
4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Wow, that's awfully magnanimous of him to watch the team to which he is gainfully employed play basketball while he is away on rehab. Surprised he's not charging extra.

Lebron has not changed much in 20+ years.

#967

wildest dunk call of all time.

JOHNNY. FURPHY.😳😳😳

 

#971
23 hours ago, Derka said:
LeBron James is expected to monitor the Lakers’ situation while he’s out, per @mcten “LeBron’s gotta be watching, while he’s out. If they are struggling, that could lead to the next step… When Rich Paul said that LeBron will be watching the Lakers’ every move because the…

 

Im sure teams will be lighting up the lines to bring the Rich Paul & soon to be 41 YO Lebron circus at 50,000,000 per.. Suppose that team would have to take on Bronny too because the secnod lebron opts out, the Lakers will buy out bronnys worthless ass. 

 

Lebron could've signed for $5 million a year and still be a billionaire and round out the lakers to fit Lukas skills to the max this last offseason but didnt. so oh well.

What is it, Luka, Lebron, no true point guard, 3 other white dudes with similar skill sets, and Deandre Ayton with no skilled back up big? Lost their best wing/POA defender so Reeves and Luka will be revolving doors come playoffs, again

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13 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t think there has ever been a superstar in any sport that I’ve hated as much as LeBron. 

Does Karl Malone count as a superstar?

#974

Celtics coaches played Celtics media today, and it went as expected:

Celtics Coaches vs. Celtics Media(wait for the final score)

 

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#975

Kind of hope this happens - the @aggie08 vs @d2o trash talk would be epic (yes I know some of these predictions - like GS, Toronto, and Phoenix just to start - are absurd).

ESPN simulated the 2025-2026 NBA season…Below was the regular season standings with the Orlando Magic defeating the Golden State Warriors in the Finals (https://t.co/gAmoUF6o5w)

 

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#977

I have a better chance of fucking Anya Taylor Joy than the Warriors do of winning 63 games. 

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Celtics coaches played Celtics media today, and it went as expected:

Celtics Coaches vs. Celtics Media(wait for the final score)

 

You know Joe Maz was out there playing like the terminator.

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