July 1Jul 1 9 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Theres two tiny ones i named Lenny and Squiggy. I expect one or both to be the first casualties. No Larry, Darryl and Darryl?
July 1Jul 1 Author 6 hours ago, RPM said: No Larry, Darryl and Darryl? Just 6 total. Unless they start fucking.
July 1Jul 1 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Just 6 total. Unless they start fucking. Could happen. Is one of them William, the warrior poet?
July 3Jul 3 On 6/30/2025 at 5:52 PM, elfenix said: Need a webcam so we can watch Careful what you wish for. MIA might point the camera somewhere else.
July 3Jul 3 On 7/1/2025 at 10:42 AM, lateshow said: Could happen. Is one of them William, the warrior poet? Might as well add a 7th and name them after this nice family.
July 3Jul 3 35 minutes ago, Superhero said: Careful what you wish for. MIA might point the camera somewhere else.
July 6Jul 6 On 6/24/2025 at 6:47 PM, MissingInAction said: There's a fat one bullying the rest. Im open to names.
July 7Jul 7 Author Rojo is now known as BEEFECAKE! Fucker is bigger than Looch now and is actually mobile.
July 10Jul 10 4 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Looch makes some big ass turds and Beefecake eats them. Sick fuck. I mean ... that's what shrimp do. They're bottom feeders. Eating what everything else poops out.
July 11Jul 11 21 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Looch makes some big ass turds and Beefecake eats them. Sick fuck. No kink shaming here.
July 11Jul 11 The extra e in beefecake compels me to give it an East Asian pronunciation, so that fits.
July 11Jul 11 Author Everyone but Looch has turned red. I wonder if the others will get racist and gang up on him.
July 11Jul 11 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Everyone but Looch has turned red. I wonder if the others will get racist and gang up on him. Team Anyone But Looch
July 11Jul 11 23 hours ago, Rimbo said: I mean ... that's what shrimp do. They're bottom feeders. Eating what everything else poops out. So you're saying they might be German scrimp?
July 12Jul 12 Author Personally observing how much actual shit they eat I may be off scrimps for a while.
July 15Jul 15 Author After finally reading the instructions I learned there's a magnet in the terror dome. Im supposed to move it around using an exterior magnet to clean scrimp shit off the dome. The interior magnet was under the sand so when i moved it around it created a tsunami. Looch didnt move but the others went into a frenzy trying to escape in futility. Edited July 15Jul 15 by MissingInAction
July 29Jul 29 Author 1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said: Is Looch still fat Yes. He somehow drug his fat ass to the top of the twig. Fitlump and beefecake chased him back to the rocks.
August 5Aug 5 Author After recording, Looch popped out to chase Lenny/Squiggy away from his precious algae. That fat fuck has decimated the algea crop so i put the terror dome closer to natural light. Things could go full Cannibal Holocaust if it doesnt start growing. 20250805_185049.mp4
August 17Aug 17 Author 1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said: I bet you'll never guess who named our four new scrimp. Welcome to the party. It looks like we got the exact same terror dome. Mine has 6 scrimps. For now. Edited August 17Aug 17 by MissingInAction
August 17Aug 17 On 7/10/2025 at 3:26 PM, Rimbo said: I mean ... that's what shrimp do. They're bottom feeders. Eating what everything else poops out. So... what you're saying is they are the aggy of the sea?
August 17Aug 17 On 7/12/2025 at 11:37 AM, MissingInAction said: Personally observing how much actual shit they eat I may be off scrimps for a while. Reminds me SPECIFICALLY about why (when I had 2 thumbs & could cook) I always deveined my scrimps.
August 22Aug 22 Author On 8/16/2025 at 9:09 PM, ROFL BOX said: Did you habitate the crew in a bong? That's the magnets used to clean the side of the terror dome so algae doesn't cloud my view.
August 29Aug 29 Author These fuckers are going at it. The mic on my phone picks up everything. 20250829_102310.mp4 Edited August 29Aug 29 by MissingInAction
August 31Aug 31 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Not fighting over an algae bloom? Just add alcohol.
October 1Oct 1 Author I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch. I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day. They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation.
October 2Oct 2 6 hours ago, MissingInAction said: I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch. I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day. They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation. It's going to become Lord of the Scrimps!
October 24Oct 24 Author After a month away the scrimps are still grindin'. Had a near catastrophic event when my drunk ass knocked the terror dome on it's side. No casualties. 20251024_100628.mp4
October 24Oct 24 On 10/1/2025 at 4:16 PM, MissingInAction said: I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch. I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day. They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation. Schrodinger's scrimp.
October 25Oct 25 On 8/22/2025 at 5:06 PM, MissingInAction said: 20250822_160509.mp4 We just gonna ignore the Red River Rivalry commematorial picture with Mack and some OU coach?
October 25Oct 25 Author 1 hour ago, Bullneck said: We just gonna ignore the Red River Rivalry commematorial picture with Mack and some OU coach? Its the cock gobbler. 2005 game. Edited October 25Oct 25 by MissingInAction
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