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9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Theres two tiny ones i named Lenny and Squiggy. I expect one or both to be the first casualties. 

No Larry, Darryl and Darryl?

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Just 6 total. Unless they start fucking.

Could happen. Is one of them William, the warrior poet?

On 6/30/2025 at 5:52 PM, elfenix said:

Need a webcam so we can watch

 

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Careful what you wish for.

MIA might point the camera somewhere else.

On 7/1/2025 at 10:42 AM, lateshow said:

Could happen. Is one of them William, the warrior poet?

 

Might as well add a 7th and name them after this nice family.

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35 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Careful what you wish for.

MIA might point the camera somewhere else.

Ryan Reynolds Smile GIF

On 6/24/2025 at 6:47 PM, MissingInAction said:

There's a fat one bullying the rest.

Im open to names.

 

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4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Looch makes some big ass turds and Beefecake eats them.

Sick fuck.

I mean ... that's what shrimp do. They're bottom feeders. Eating what everything else poops out.

21 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Looch makes some big ass turds and Beefecake eats them.

Sick fuck.

No kink shaming here.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Everyone but Looch has turned red.

I wonder if the others will get racist and gang up on him.

Team Anyone But Looch

23 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I mean ... that's what shrimp do. They're bottom feeders. Eating what everything else poops out.

So you're saying they might be German scrimp?

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After finally reading the instructions I learned there's a magnet in the terror dome. Im supposed to move it around using an exterior magnet to clean scrimp shit off the dome.

The interior magnet was under the sand so when i moved it around it created a tsunami. Looch didnt move but the others went into a frenzy trying to escape in futility. 

 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is Looch still fat

Yes. He somehow drug his fat ass to the top of the twig. Fitlump and beefecake chased him back to the rocks.

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After recording, Looch popped out to chase Lenny/Squiggy away from his precious algae.

That fat fuck has decimated the algea crop so i put the terror dome closer to natural light. 

Things could go full Cannibal Holocaust if it doesnt start growing.

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On 6/30/2025 at 7:52 PM, elfenix said:

 

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You just want to watch their sexytime.

 

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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I bet you'll never guess who named our four new scrimp. 

Welcome to the party. It looks like we got the exact same terror dome. Mine has 6 scrimps. For now. 

 

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On 7/10/2025 at 3:26 PM, Rimbo said:

I mean ... that's what shrimp do. They're bottom feeders. Eating what everything else poops out.

So... what you're saying is they are the aggy of the sea?

On 7/12/2025 at 11:37 AM, MissingInAction said:

Personally observing how much actual shit they eat I may be off scrimps for a while.

Reminds me SPECIFICALLY about why (when I had 2 thumbs & could cook) I always deveined my scrimps.

On 7/15/2025 at 2:10 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

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Did you habitate the crew in a bong?

2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

You just want to watch their sexytime.

 

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On 8/16/2025 at 9:09 PM, ROFL BOX said:

Did you habitate the crew in a bong?

That's the magnets used to clean the side of the terror dome so algae doesn't cloud my view.

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Not fighting over an algae bloom? 

Just add alcohol.

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I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch.

I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day.

They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation. 

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch.

I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day.

They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation. 

It's going to become Lord of the Scrimps!

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On 10/1/2025 at 4:16 PM, MissingInAction said:

I am away for a few weeks. I put the scrimps up on the bookshelf away from direct light so the algae bloom doesnt become too much for Looch.

I'm certain that fat bastard eats 10x his scrimp weight every day.

They were always on their own, but now I'll see what happens without constant observation. 

Schrodinger's scrimp. 

On 8/22/2025 at 5:06 PM, MissingInAction said:

We just gonna ignore the Red River Rivalry commematorial picture with Mack and some OU coach?

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

We just gonna ignore the Red River Rivalry commematorial picture with Mack and some OU coach?

Its the cock gobbler. 2005 game.

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