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redhead? His sister bailed him out. Had to be very awkward.

http://www.newser.com/story/261176/machete-wielding-woman-forced-ex-to-have-sex-cops.html

Woman Wielding Machete Forced Ex to Have Sex: Cops

Samantha Ray Mears allegedly entered house while ex was out, then accosted him

(NEWSER) – A 19-year-old Montana woman was arrested Friday after allegedly lying in wait for her ex-boyfriend with a machete and forcing him to have sex with her. The alleged victim, who had reportedly been in a relationship with Samantha Ray Mears for seven years before they broke up, told police he came home Friday night and Mears came out from behind his bedroom door holding a machete, which she then placed to his neck as she ordered him to take off his clothes, the Great Falls Tribune reports. She allegedly took off her own pants and forced him to have intercourse with her, continuing to hold on to the machete the whole time, KRTVreports.

When he tried to push her off him, she allegedly bit his arm and continued attempting to have sex despite him telling her to stop, KFBB reports. They then started arguing, the man says, and Mears allegedly pulled some trim off the wall and peed on the bed. The alleged victim was able to take pictures of Mears sitting naked on the bed wielding the machete, which he provided to police. Finally, he was able to call 911 and pretend to be talking to a friend so Mears wouldn't know he'd called police; he and his sister, who had arrived home during the ordeal, escaped the house just as police got there. Mears, who was also charged with felony strangulation against the same man in April, now faces six new charges, including assault, burglary, and more.

Edited by Viper

27 minutes ago, Viper said:

A 19-year-old Montana woman was arrested Friday after allegedly lying in wait for her ex-boyfriend with a machete and forcing him to have sex with her. The alleged victim, who had reportedly been in a relationship with Samantha Ray Mears for seven years before they broke up

She's 19, and they were in a relationship for 7 years.....

46 minutes ago, Viper said:

Mears allegedly pulled some trim off the wall and peed on the bed.

That's hot.

 

 

 

Edited by Beau Vine
Don't judge me.

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's 19, and they were in a relationship for 7 years.....

They don't give his age.

Rules.

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Juuuuuuust a bit outside... of normal.

 

 So he was able to take enough of a break to take some photos of her but couldn’t overpower this petite 19-year-old enough to escape. Oh but then he managed to escape just as the police got there. This shit was consensual and he set her up. 

They don't give his age.
Rules.
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Did they arrest the girl too?
1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

 So he was able to take enough of a break to take some photos of her but couldn’t overpower this petite 19-year-old enough to escape. Oh but then he managed to escape just as the police got there. This shit was consensual and he set her up. 

Maybe the cop shit is just a continuation...of the role play.

 

Hopefully nobody dies.

 

 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

They don't give his age.

Rules.

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Definitely a bed wetter.

They didn’t happen to mention her phone number, did they?  Asking for a friend. 

Nothing gives a boner like a machete held to the throat.

On 9/8/2018 at 5:14 AM, slorch said:

Juuuuuuust a bit outside... of normal.

 

We had seats directly beneath/infront of Uecker’s press box at Miller Park 10+ years ago. With the glass open, I could hear everything, not just the live play-by-play stuff. I musta been in the back roooow.  /csb

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

The 19 year old chick. With the machete. Wanting sex. Did. Not. Happen. To. Me.

Fuck you, Montana.

15 hours ago, Dolemite said:

Nothing gives a boner like a machete held to the throat.

My first thought. But, at 19...maybe.

On 9/8/2018 at 6:06 AM, RPM said:

They don't give his age.

Rules.

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If you ever wondered what a real life McPoyle would be like, now you know.

she really brought the passion, sense of adventure, and was ready to slice through any adversity. although, she probably needs to be choked back some. 

Edited by Doc Holliday

she looks angry.....does she look angry to anyone else?

Would not be able to finish listening to that even if she had a machete to my throat.

par for the course.  I lasted about a minute, and I was done with her.

I made it 40 seconds and it took all my will power.

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