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#201
8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.

 

I'll hire him right now....

#202

So why did you move away from him and his department?  Selfish bro...

#208
Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.





You need to encourage Jimmy to create a LinkedIn page to aid in his job search. I believe that Chad Briscoe has a template that he can follow.
#209
19 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Can we afford to keep him on retainer?

If there were ever a time for The Human Fund, that time is now 

#213
On 1/22/2020 at 8:30 AM, CooterBrown said:

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.

 

You have to find those texts.

#214
On 1/22/2020 at 8:30 AM, CooterBrown said:

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.

 

Last update was August 2019, so you've got about six months of Jimmy material you're going to occasionally drop?

#218

I think we need to make a coffee table book containing all of Dirtbike's quotes.  We can find stock photos on he intertrons to include as pictures of the various scenes.  

#219
48 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I think we need to make a coffee table book containing all of Dirtbike's quotes.  We can find stock photos on he intertrons to include as pictures of the various scenes.  

I think we had the idea (perhaps at the old place?) of many different people all trying their hands at MS Paint, etc., to illustrate everything. 

  • 3 months later...
#225
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Saw this and felt it was appropriate.

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Two things:

1. When CooterBrown updates this thread, it sure as hell needs to be a Dirt Bike anecdote. 

2. The gross misuse of apostrophes in that post makes me ragey. 

#233
1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I sure would like to know what Dirt Bike thinks about the COVID, and sheltering and face masks. Sigh. 

In my estimate, there's a non-zero chance that he's blissfully unaware of the entire situation. 

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#236

You should be fatwa’d for bumping this thread with no new Dirtbike content.   You can’t raise people’s hopes like that.  

#237

The original images don't work and I can't find the old thread. Can somebody put together a print edition of The Dirtbike Papers I can put in guest bathroom for toilet reading?

#239

I'd really like to drain the Wreath Fund and use the money to hire a private investigator to follow Jimmy with a video camera and an antenna microphone. 

  • 4 weeks later...
#240
On 12/13/2021 at 2:15 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'd really like to drain the Wreath Fund and use the money to hire a private investigator to follow Jimmy with a video camera and an antenna microphone. 

Probably a better return than NIL, right? 

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#245

Now you listen to me, and you listen good. You are going to continue texting with Dirt Bike, and you will post your findings here. 

I can't lose him again. 

#246
Just now, Red Five said:

Now you listen to me, and you listen good. You are going to continue texting with Dirt Bike, and you will post your findings here. 

I can't lose him again. 

This. 

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