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8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.

 

I'll hire him right now....

So why did you move away from him and his department?  Selfish bro...

Do these heartless cunts in HR realize how many of us depend on Dirtbike?

Fucking monsters.

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.





You need to encourage Jimmy to create a LinkedIn page to aid in his job search. I believe that Chad Briscoe has a template that he can follow.
19 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Can we afford to keep him on retainer?

If there were ever a time for The Human Fund, that time is now 

Don't be a negative.....Karen

 

Jimmy was a true visionary

 

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21 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

If there were ever a time for The Human Fund, that time is now 

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I figured there would be a day this thread got bumped to announce his ultimate demise.  This is a close second on the sadness scale.

On 1/22/2020 at 8:30 AM, CooterBrown said:

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.

 

You have to find those texts.

On 1/22/2020 at 8:30 AM, CooterBrown said:

Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.

 

Last update was August 2019, so you've got about six months of Jimmy material you're going to occasionally drop?

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Can you get a copy of Jimmy's HR file?

It's several boxes...

I think we need to make a coffee table book containing all of Dirtbike's quotes.  We can find stock photos on he intertrons to include as pictures of the various scenes.  

48 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I think we need to make a coffee table book containing all of Dirtbike's quotes.  We can find stock photos on he intertrons to include as pictures of the various scenes.  

I think we had the idea (perhaps at the old place?) of many different people all trying their hands at MS Paint, etc., to illustrate everything. 

HR is starting to get to Jimmy.
Prescient
On 1/24/2020 at 10:23 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

It's several boxes...

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Saw this and felt it was appropriate.

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Two things:

1. When CooterBrown updates this thread, it sure as hell needs to be a Dirt Bike anecdote. 

2. The gross misuse of apostrophes in that post makes me ragey. 

Oh no you didn't !!  That is some lame ass bullshit... dashing a mans hopes, and dreams like that.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Saw this and felt it was appropriate.

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I sure would like to know what Dirt Bike thinks about the COVID, and sheltering and face masks. Sigh. 

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I sure would like to know what Dirt Bike thinks about the COVID, and sheltering and face masks. Sigh. 

In my estimate, there's a non-zero chance that he's blissfully unaware of the entire situation. 

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You should be fatwa’d for bumping this thread with no new Dirtbike content.   You can’t raise people’s hopes like that.  

The original images don't work and I can't find the old thread. Can somebody put together a print edition of The Dirtbike Papers I can put in guest bathroom for toilet reading?

I'd really like to hear Dirtbike's take on the last 2 years.

I'd really like to drain the Wreath Fund and use the money to hire a private investigator to follow Jimmy with a video camera and an antenna microphone. 

  • 4 weeks later...
On 12/13/2021 at 2:15 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'd really like to drain the Wreath Fund and use the money to hire a private investigator to follow Jimmy with a video camera and an antenna microphone. 

Probably a better return than NIL, right? 

damn you bumps without an actual update

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Out of the blue, Jimmy texted me today. He’s living the life in the USVI with his new woman.

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Now you listen to me, and you listen good. You are going to continue texting with Dirt Bike, and you will post your findings here. 

I can't lose him again. 

Just now, Red Five said:

Now you listen to me, and you listen good. You are going to continue texting with Dirt Bike, and you will post your findings here. 

I can't lose him again. 

This. 

This. 

Also tell him to send nekkid pics of lady. Because you know he will. And why not?

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