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Go State, or go fuck yourselves.

We have wop in a keg.  Stay tuned

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South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

In other words, beer, lemons, and corn.

You guys better go get some grilled hawkeye and hopefully they don't serve some crow instead.

Edited by HOOK'EMHOOAH

Lets' GoCyclones..! XII, XII, XII..!

Time for redemption against the Hawkeyes from last season...

Let's make the folks of Iowa City know that payback, well, payback is :

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8 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

Some inventive fellow was tired of dates who didn’t like beer, kinda like Summer Shandy on steroids.  

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10 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some inventive fellow was tired of dates who didn’t like beer, kinda like Summer Shandy on steroids.  

The first time I had Summer Shandy I thought “it’s wop in a bottle”.

i just went to some redneck swap meet where I was asked to leave a stand due to my ISU hat.

 

 It’s on, you inbred fuckstain meth addled cunts.

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6/10 drunk.  2 hours till kickoff 

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Deer on the grill, wop in my glass, Robert Earl Keen on the stereo 

Always down for El Assico. Having it on the second week is just brilliant. 

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This deer loin is brilliant.  Also, my dog is a ‘tard

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Bring it home, ISU.
Best trophy in all of sport and these pussy colleges didnt let it live on past like 2 years.
2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
59 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:
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Bring it home, ISU.

Best trophy in all of sport and these pussy colleges didnt let it live on past like 2 years.

why?

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Deer on the grill, wop in my glass, Robert Earl Keen on the stereo 

You're reminding me of that poster on the old site from South Carolina who would intoxicate himself and be humorous.  

Someone help me out.  What was his handle?  Not sure he made it over.

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You're reminding me of that poster on the old site from South Carolina who would intoxicate himself and be humorous.  

Someone help me out.  What was his handle?  Not sure he made it over.

rmblefishdix

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

why what?

they not let it live

they not let it live

The trophy looking like it depicts a child molester trying to purchase the child of a meth addicted mother for an ear of corn probably didn’t help its longevity.
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Our kicker’s name is literally “ass alley”

Just now, Al_4_ISU said:

Our kicker’s name is literally “ass alley”

Was just laughing at that. That's....unfortunate.

you can't overcome that name.  dude get it legally changed to asssidewalk or assstreet

16 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

my god that sounds revolting

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my god that sounds revolting

Seriously. What the fuck y’all ruining a whole keg of beer for?

The Kinnick/Iowa wave is a pretty awesome tradition.

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16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my god that sounds revolting

It is.

in other news, my wife is creamed.  Im angling for butt stuff

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

It is.

in other news, my wife is creamed.  Im angling for butt stuff

are you fucking WHILE watching the game or INSTEAD of watching the game?

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

are you fucking WHILE watching the game or INSTEAD of watching the game?

why not both? What do you think im doing?

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

It is.

in other news, my wife is creamed.  Im angling for butt stuff

Well, they don't call it El Assico for nothing.

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