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God this is going to be painful to watch.

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Happens at birth

Yah mean at Conception right??

Baaaaa means no 😨😨😨

No one does the SEC chant better than aggy. Does anyone in the SEC do the SEC Chant? Is aggy being trolled by the whole SEC with that chant?

No way I'm watching this shit for 3 hours. or 10 minutes.

I saw like 3 pro-Texas signs but couldn't read them, but 1 Texas sign with the Horns sawed off. 

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fucking 9 years since we had game day. 

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

fucking 9 years since we had game day. 

Kill me now.

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

fucking 9 years since we had game day. 

The last one I remember was the OU game in 2009.  My high school sophomore son sat on my shoulders holding a Bob Stoops ate my puppy sign that I pirated from Thujone off TOS and had blown up into a poster.

19 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I saw like 3 pro-Texas signs but couldn't read them, but 1 Texas sign with the Horns sawed off. 

Just saw a sign that said “We want Maryland”.   Can they ever act like they’ve been there?  Oh aggy...never change

18 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

fucking 9 years since we had game day. 

Had we beat Maryland we would have had a pretty good shot at Gameday next week. Thanks, Tom.

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Just saw a sign that said “We want Maryland”.   Can they ever act like they’ve been there?  Oh aggy...never change

They would have to "act" as they haven't

Herbstreit looks like he’s about to pass out.

7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Had we beat Maryland we would have had a pretty good shot at Gameday next week. Thanks, Tom.

Yea, that would not have happened.  

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The last one I remember was the OU game in 2009.  My high school sophomore son sat on my shoulders holding a Bob Stoops ate my puppy sign that I pirated from Thujone off TOS and had blown up into a poster.

So that's how it is in your family.

1 minute ago, Chilly Water said:

aggy bbq looked daf

that was Fargo's pitmaster

ministry of information got that one right

of course we could roll out aaron... but NOOOOOOOOO thanks thermensa!

13 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Just saw a sign that said “We want Maryland”.   Can they ever act like they’ve been there?  Oh aggy...never change

Saw a sign in Dallas "Beat Texas! Piece of crab cake!

Is there a more like likable program than Clemson in college football. The answer is no. Love Dabo and love the players who have come out of there. Herman is going to lead us back. I believe that. If he doesn’t, we need to throw a Brinks trunk to get Dabo.

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Fucking Herman. At least with Charlie the nation didn't mock us as much because... you know.. 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Fucking Herman. At least with Charlie the nation didn't mock us as much because... you know.. 

Nope, no mocking after losing to Kansas. 

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Nope, no mocking after losing to Kansas. 

Maryland isn't Kansas. Most the media blame for Texas' problems under Strong was on the boosters and fans not the team or coach. Now it's an all out assault on the program after losing on the road to a team that was playing for a fallen teammate and suspended coach. Inexcusable loss, but not worth the constant mocking this past week from the masses. 

Jimbo sounds like he has a speech impediment 

huh huh huh we we we just love playing de fooseball downt hera in cooledge stadjium

its the most perfect combination in college football ever. Jumbo and aggy.

They love him even though he has played one game against northwestern st. Lol.

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Fucking Herman. At least with Charlie the nation didn't mock us as much because... you know.. 

Because records?

I said to my wife “look, some aggy dude is holding a “marry me Jimbo” sign.”

she said “sounds about right.” 

I’m enjoying watching aggy.  Their weirdness is showing and they’re proud.

 

weirdos.

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Ed Oliver is fucking awesome and my favorite player in college football right now. #1 pick in the 2019 draft. Major and Ed with the win today over Arizona

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I love how Jimbo always looks hungover as fuck

I love how our sober paid for coach compared our players to "Lenny" in Of Mice and men

Can’t wait till I get to watch a video of Texas having the best d-lineman in the country and not fucking U of H! JFC! I have the sads 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Maryland isn't Kansas. Most the media blame for Texas' problems under Strong was on the boosters and fans not the team or coach. Now it's an all out assault on the program after losing on the road to a team that was playing for a fallen teammate and suspended coach. Inexcusable loss, but not worth the constant mocking this past week from the masses. 

I think it's more that Tom makes it easy to revel in his losses.  Charlie was genuinely nice and even the media wanted him to do well, he just didn't.  When you act superior to everyone, they're going to enjoy it a bit more when you fail. 

Who’s this chick interviewing Ed. Pretty fucking hot

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1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I think it's more that Tom makes it easy to revel in his losses.  Charlie was genuinely nice and even the media wanted him to do well, he just didn't.  When you act superior to everyone, they're going to enjoy it a bit more when you fail. 

yep

6 minutes ago, CoTex said:

I said to my wife “look, some aggy dude is holding a “marry me Jimbo” sign.”

she said “sounds about right.” 

I’m enjoying watching aggy.  Their weirdness is showing and they’re proud.

 

weirdos.

normally that would be full lulz.  i saw that and didn't even smile.

thermensa has ripped the heart out of the longhorn nation.  thanks tom.

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Ed Oliver is fucking awesome and my favorite player in college football right now. #1 pick in the 2019 draft. Major and Ed with the win today over Arizona

The ESPN girl doing the report on Oliver was wearing burnt orange pants!  Hot!

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

The ESPN girl doing the report on Oliver was wearing burnt orange pants!  Hot!

She gave me morning wood. Leggy with small tits is what I like 

After commercial is the dusty eye moment. Suicide of Washington state QB

4 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

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This is what he thinks he looks like:

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This is what he actually looks like:

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6 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I think it's more that Tom makes it easy to revel in his losses.  Charlie was genuinely nice and even the media wanted him to do well, he just didn't.  When you act superior to everyone, they're going to enjoy it a bit more when you fail. 

And when you insult your fanbase attempting a pathetically constructed amateur jedi mind trick, you get derision, fear, and loathing.  thanks tom.

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He just had sex

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24 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Fucking Herman. At least with Charlie the nation didn't mock us as much because... you know.. 

...but not Wake Forrest 

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