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11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can’t wait till I get to watch a video of Texas having the best d-lineman in the country and not fucking U of H! JFC! I have the sads 

Don’t think those pieces are even on campus, so you might want to take a seat. Gonna be a while,

I like how even ESPN can’t find a stadium shot that doesn’t look awful. What a pile of shit that place is

4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

What time do they interview Candi?

Please, please, please do a Rinaldi tear jerker segment about when Candi made Jimbo thrice  a cuck.  

Best aggy sign of the day:

”Stayed up all night makin this sign”

That’s it, folks!

I say FUCK OFF aggy!  Maryland would steam roll aggy.  The Maryland DL has some good athletes and their OL are masters at the art of holding.  If Maryland goes 7-5 and is a bowl team, I hope they get aggy.  Shit talking bastards.  

Its dusty as fuck in this house.

I got a chuckle from "The alphabet has more W's than Texas".

Then I got depressed. 

I am walking my dog around the Rose Bowl listening to ESPNU on Sirius. Holy shit that Helinski/Manziel piece was a gut punch. I don't know how I would move forward if one of my kids took their own life. I'm crushed by that.

As I said on the other thread, I am all for aggy exposing their over-the-top weirdness to the rest of the country. Only makes UT look better.

While the CGD song has always been terrible and irritainment for me, this year’s version (with seemingly even MORE people thrown into the mix clamoring for mic time) seems even worse than usual.

Just now, mdleast said:

While the CGD song has always been terrible and irritainment for me, this year’s version (with seemingly even MORE people thrown into the mix clamoring for mic time) seems even worse than usual.

True, but at least they replaced the screeching thunder thighs chick with a hot blonde.

Look at all these goobers.  I have never seen so many people look as forward to an ass kicking as these donks.

I got a chuckle from "The alphabet has more W's than Texas".
Then I got depressed. 

They should have made one that said who out there was alive when we won our only NC
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Some dude just shotgunned a beer right behind David Pollack. Solid 

29 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"Jesse Colter still likes fat girls" sign

 

 

What does that even mean?

I've counted 4 anti-Texas signs so far. Still living rent-free in those retards heads.

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Some dude just shotgunned a beer right behind David Pollack. Solid 

Wearing LSU colors, which was weird. 

I like how hard he had to try to rip off a piece of those ribs. Jesus.

Just now, MillerEP said:

Wearing LSU colors, which was weird. 

Was it? Or does it make perfect sense?

As stated above, that BBQ looked DAF...and it also looked like it was slathered in sauce.  It is depressing that these goobers get to represent the state.

11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I am walking my dog around the Rose Bowl listening to ESPNU on Sirius. Holy shit that Helinski/Manziel piece was a gut punch. I don't know how I would move forward if one of my kids took their own life. I'm crushed by that.

I don't even have kids but that's one of the saddest segments I've ever seen. Damn.

Somebody needs to grab their little retarded kid.

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"what is it with these guys?" -Dez. Sums it up.

Corso has definitely had a stroke recently. Or he's been drinking early.

I wish we could pack College Station up and move it to Mississippi where it belongs.

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came down from the stands and didn't play. Let's trademark it. 

Here it is...the E. King GIll myth.

I bet I've seen at least a dozen UT-related signs. I wonder how many aggy signs we'd have if GameDay was in Austin? I'm guessing zero.

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Jokes on them wearing orange gloves and helmets. 

I knew I would be sad watching GameDay at aTm, but not because the Make A Wish and Suicide coverage. Every segment just ups the sad ante,

55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"Jesse Colter still likes fat girls" 

26 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

What does that even mean?

 

I think it's got something to do with Waylon Jennings.  

I haven't got it all figured out yet.  But somebody is gonna get their ass kicked.

so aggy has a chance because Homefield, night and weather?

 

Why has CG been to aggyland so much since they’ve joined the SEC? Last time I remember them being there prior was when Blow U played them in like 04.

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Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Why has CG been to aggyland so much since they’ve joined the SEC? Last time I remember them being there prior was when Blow U played them in like 04.

It's mainly they've now been playing #1 Bama and now #2 clemson. Believe me it's not aggy they are going to see. 

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Your state was represented beautifully the last 3 hours. you guys must be proud

Furk.

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