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Let’s see if my reverse psychology will work.

Ill be going from row 10 to storm the field and kick some nuts if that happened.

I’ll be the one guy in the Tulsa shirt. Please don’t harm me. I’m just a T-shirt fan.

 

 

Ill be going from row 10 to storm the field and kick some nuts if that happened.

So Beck need not be worried. 

Ah yeah forgot he's hiding behind security and locked doors in the booth. 

Mensa is in control anyway. Embarrassment wouldn't begin to describe if we don't win by 20+

I have performed extensive mental gymnastics in the last 24 hours to convince myself that because Herman is relatively young as a head coach, he has learned from his mistakes, unlike Strong who was too old. There. That’s my rationalization for being optimistic.

That’s certainly worthy of silver medal in all around gymnastics.  Maybe a gold in the parallel bar and grill.

The meltdown on this board would be something else if we lost a home game to fucking Tulsa.

Hey, just maybe, we'll beat them for a change!

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

The meltdown on this board would be something else if we lost a home game to fucking Tulsa.

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2 hours ago, Zavala said:

Ill be going from row 10 to storm the field and kick some nuts if that happened.

UT has this game in the bag...

watching Houston and OU today makes me want to kill myself.

Why can't our players act like they want to play football?

I have performed extensive mental gymnastics in the last 24 hours to convince myself that because Herman is relatively young as a head coach, he has learned from his mistakes, unlike Strong who was too old. There. That’s my rationalization for being optimistic.
You must have missed the Monday PC where he essentially told everyone that they don't know shit about football and that the team is so good that they make themselves lose.

I'm optimistic that we'll come out and handle Tulsa from the word go. Then I think about that being the same thought I had against Maryland. If we struggle in the 1st like last week, it's going to be a long game that Tulsa can definitely win. We are mentally deficient on both sides of the ball. 

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14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Pfft, like we would ever lose to Kansas.

 

Gentlemen. I’m on the west coast how do I do the Playstation Vue free trial to get access to LHN for the game since that’s the only way i can see it. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Gentlemen. I’m on the west coast how do I do the Playstation Vue free trial to get access to LHN for the game since that’s the only way i can see it. 

I would try reddit cfb streams. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The meltdown on this board would be something else if we lost a home game to fucking Tulsa.

would kansas beat tulsa?

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The meltdown on this board would be something else if we lost a home game to fucking Tulsa.

And it couldn't melt down hot and fast enough.  It should and it should be a fireable offense immediately, period. Which of course it won't.

I think sometimes people get meltdowns here (and in most CFB BB's) wrong.  Yeah some of them are Overreaction City, but the meltdown this week was due to the absoutely shitty, awful, godforsaken, putrid, vomitous, fart-infested, fucktarded, imbecilic, stupid, asshoeish, fucktarded coaching and prep.  It doesn't matter if they'd go 11-0 with 11 shutouts now.  It wasn't "oh dear, what does this mean for the future?" inasmuch as it was "FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT, I had to sit through THAT SHIT and watch the absolute WORST bullshit prep and playcalling imaginable?"  It deserved a meltdown.  And any efforts that come like that also do.  Fuck whether "we're back" or "it's a long season" blah blah.  Fine.  Just fuck me in the ass with the shit I saw in FedEx last week.  I don't deserve it.  And you get paid WAY fucking too much for me to not deserve it.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Pfft, like we would ever lose to Rice.

That was in a downpour... what's the goddamn weather in Austin tonight?

1 minute ago, Zharkov said:

That was in a downpour... what's the goddamn weather in Austin tonight?

Its nice right now. Little rain earlier as we were hiking out of the green belt. Just muggy, little cloudy, hot. It keeps acting like it's going to rain but I'll believe it when I am soaking wet. 

Wife bought a poncho so that guarantees it wont rain. 

I would like the opportunity to watch Texas and think, "now that's how football should be played."  The last time I recall feeling that was was Notre Dame in 2016.  Swoopes running over people and Buechelle heaving some long passes.  People doing what they are supposed to do.  Seems almost odd now.

28 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

And it couldn't melt down hot and fast enough.  It should and it should be a fireable offense immediately, period. Which of course it won't.

I think sometimes people get meltdowns here (and in most CFB BB's) wrong.  Yeah some of them are Overreaction City, but the meltdown this week was due to the absoutely shitty, awful, godforsaken, putrid, vomitous, fart-infested, fucktarded, imbecilic, stupid, asshoeish, fucktarded coaching and prep.  It doesn't matter if they'd go 11-0 with 11 shutouts now.  It wasn't "oh dear, what does this mean for the future?" inasmuch as it was "FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT, I had to sit through THAT SHIT and watch the absolute WORST bullshit prep and playcalling imaginable?"  It deserved a meltdown.  And any efforts that come like that also do.  Fuck whether "we're back" or "it's a long season" blah blah.  Fine.  Just fuck me in the ass with the shit I saw in FedEx last week.  I don't deserve it.  And you get paid WAY fucking too much for me to not deserve it.

not to mention the fucking lightning delay.

13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I would like the opportunity to watch Texas and think, "now that's how football should be played."  The last time I recall feeling that was was Notre Dame in 2016.  Swoopes running over people and Buechelle heaving some long passes.  People doing what they are supposed to do.  Seems almost odd now.

This game and OU 2015 were the only two times we looked like a complete team after Brown left. 

Just moved to Houston (between Jersey Village and Katy) from Arkansas and looking for somewhere to go watch the game. Any suggestions?


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That's the heart of the aggy belt. No longhorns broadcasts in that area.

Bad games today

a shitty game for us

likely weather delay

7pm start

some folks are going to die tonight in Brack’s alchy ward

3 hours ago, HuskiesHorns said:

watching Houston and OU today makes me want to kill myself.

Why can't our players act like they want to play football?

A bit over dramatic but it’s certainly frustrating seeing their success compared to our 8th or 9th season of garbage 

5 minutes ago, EtOH said:

Bad games today

a shitty game for us

likely weather delay

7pm start

some folks are going to die tonight in Brack’s alchy ward

I'm actually looking forward to aggy Clemson.  

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looking at the radar, the large batch south of austin seems to be spinning out.... i would say at this point this game might happen with no significant precip.  it's still going to be muggy and "damp" but not storming and therefore no weather delay(s).

That's the heart of the aggy belt. No longhorns broadcasts in that area.

So I’m better off watching on my phone lol. Got it.


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since FC Horn appears to have not come across from the other side, and i fucked up the game thread title last week, what should it be this week?

"2018 Game 2 :: Tulsa @ Texas :: No country for fake Jedi"

Any meltdowns are now justified. The program is hanging by a thread. Many don’t realized that. Hyperbole.

54 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Any meltdowns are now justified. The program is hanging by a thread. Many don’t realized that. Hyperbole.

I think it's safe to say that thread snapped a couple years back and we've been in a free fall for quite some time.

Thank the lord we aren’t playing Bowling Green this week.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

IT'S NOT WORKING DAMNIT

The jet sweep? False...definitely working for tulsaTulsa

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