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arrivederci, cocksucker.  See you in hell, you horrible shitbag. 

Asshole of the Month alltimer.
I was a little bit aware as a  teen, but not really; but I was able to clue in that Larry Flynt hated his ass.

 

I honestly thought he died a long time ago.

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the world gives us example after example of people projecting and gaslighting to the max and later well, their swaggart copter crashes from the weight of the dead hookers

but people just fucking forget and stand in line ready to be fucking gaslit again. rinse and repeat. 

I was a little annoyed with the professionalism of the thread title, but Gil delivered with actual post. 

Rot in hell, Jimmy. 

 

Marooned in the Richmand VA airport after a flight diversion, and all the fucking bars are closed. Cant even celebrate the news. So I'll have to settle for a hearty "fuck you" 

57 minutes ago, staboner said:

the world gives us example after example of people projecting and gaslighting to the max and later well, their swaggart copter crashes from the weight of the dead hookers

but people just fucking forget and stand in line ready to be fucking gaslit again. rinse and repeat. 

He was definitely a harbinger of the our present day cultural rot. Someone so obviously dishonest, disingenuous, and sleazy feels so warm and familiar these days. Some of us sure do love our cartoon characters.

Of course him admitting to “sin,” even so disingenuously, would put him in the top 1% of his type in terms of character and personal responsibility today. It’s almost quaint that someone would lie to us in such a way.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t he the guy that grew up with Jerry Lee Lewis and could play piano similarly well?

no idea about the piano, but he was Jerry's cousin.   Imagine, being related to Jerry Lee and being even fucking creepier than the guy that married a 13 year old. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Marooned in the Richmand VA airport after a flight diversion, and all the fucking bars are closed. Cant even celebrate the news. So I'll have to settle for a hearty "fuck you" 

Bars in Richmond close before 10PM? Or, just the bars in the airport?

Fucking hell.

 

Also, one last fuck you, Swaggart.

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of course.  Shitbags of a feather...

 

 

Swaggart's escapedes were worse than the satire of The Righteous Gemstones. The dude was involved in some televangalist political warfare. Reality was worse than satire. One of the hookers he got caught with said he was a pedophile.

A vile piece of shit.

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

of course.  Shitbags of a feather...

 

 

Him, their ilk, and their flock serve the same lord.

Burn in hell Jimmy. The circle of hell you’re in has several of your ilk on the way soon in Jim Bakker, Robert Tilton, Joel Osteen, John Hagee, Benny Hinn, Creflo Dollar, TD Jakes and Kenneth Copeland among several others. 

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s in the Grifter Hall of Fame.

He’s not just in it he’s a founding member and has his own wing.

I honestly didn’t know he was still alive. He’d be a senator today if he was in his prime.

Thank you for showing me that espousing religion is often useful for separating people from their earnings.

7 hours ago, F250 said:

One of the hookers he got caught with said he was a pedophile.

 

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I honestly didn’t know he was still alive. He’d be a senator today if he was in his prime.

Minority leader 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I honestly didn’t know he was still alive. He’d be a senator today if he was in his prime.

He was 90, that is prime in the Senate

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10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

no idea about the piano, but he was Jerry's cousin.   Imagine, being related to Jerry Lee and being even fucking creepier than the guy that married a 13 year old. 

And, Mickey Gilley.

The Jerry Lee Lewis talk made me realize that I only really knew him as the crying face on my TV, so I checked his Wikipedia article and found this gem of a sentence:

Spoiler

Swaggart was known for scandals involving prostitutes and revolutionary groups accused of war crimes in southern Africa.

 

1 hour ago, Mole said:

Swaggart was known for scandals involving prostitutes and revolutionary groups accused of war crimes in southern Africa.

it’s sad that he died without apparently knowing the full joy of eating dehydrated potato soup

My southern baptist grandmother got ripped off for so much money to that POS. Id disconnect the phone whenever i was around and she was watching his bullshit.

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11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

of course.  Shitbags of a feather...

 

 

"Longest serving televangelist" is a perfect view into his brain.

Just assumed he'd been dead for at least a decade. He's so firmly entrenched in the "only relevant to the 1980's" quadrant of my brain, it might as well have been the latest news on Yakov Smirnoff or Steve Guttenberg.

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16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

no idea about the piano, but he was Jerry's cousin.   Imagine, being related to Jerry Lee and being even fucking creepier than the guy that married a 13 year old. 

6 hours ago, baboso said:

And, Mickey Gilley.

Jerry Lee Lewis married Mickey Gilley?

 

Episode 7 Wow GIF by Wrexham AFC

 

 


During times of mourning, I like to turn to great works of our shared culture.

6 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Just assumed he'd been dead for at least a decade. He's so firmly entrenched in the "only relevant to the 1980's" quadrant of my brain, it might as well have been the latest news on Yakov Smirnoff or Steve Guttenberg.

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER YAKOV IS AWESOME.

Yakov_Variety_Show_1200.jpg

If someone had said Jimmy hosted a variety show in Branson, I would have thought "Well of course he does."  Yakov is a bit more out of left field.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jerry Lee Lewis married Mickey Gilley?

 

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Looking for love in all the wrong places… 

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