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20 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nichuskin plays hockey like somebody that can’t bench press tha bar. 

Perfect.

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    Another look at Chiasson's whiff last night:

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  • When they played Anaheim a couple years ago they were not the favorite. Man how come you always pop up on this thread just to spew some negativity. I don't know what going on in your life so it's no

Some really weird scheduling this year. The Stars went from 1/19-1/30 without playing a game -- yes, the All-Star Break was part of it -- but seem to have an inordinate amount of four games in six days type things this year.

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Give up the first goal again

In other news, there's some huge tracks of land behind stars bench tonight

Nill expects his coaches to work miracles down the stretch. 

That 4th line wouldn’t produce in the AHL  3rd line is a grinder at center and two old spares at wing. 2 rookies on the 2nd line  Janmark has like 5 goals this season. 

 

I like Monty but he doesn’t have a lot of tools in his toolbox.

 

 

37 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Do the stars practice their power play? Yeesh. 

 

F’n finally!

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nill expects his coaches to work miracles down the stretch. 

That 4th line wouldn’t produce in the AHL  3rd line is a grinder at center and two old spares at wing. 2 rookies on the 2nd line  Janmark has like 5 goals this season. 

 

I like Monty but he doesn’t have a lot of tools in his toolbox.

 

 

No Spezza. 

And fucking tied it up 

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

No Spezza. 

And fucking tied it up 

 

Spezza should have been cut after last season. Nill owns that 💯 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Spezza should have been cut after last season. Nill owns that 💯 

Turgeon or Spezza or Avery

Free agent roll of the bones.

 

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Lol. Eat shit little league bitches. 
 
The thrown stick 2nd grade move. 
Not gonna lie, that was a pretty impressive stop.
4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nill expects his coaches to work miracles down the stretch. 

That 4th line wouldn’t produce in the AHL  3rd line is a grinder at center and two old spares at wing. 2 rookies on the 2nd line  Janmark has like 5 goals this season. 

 

I like Monty but he doesn’t have a lot of tools in his toolbox.

 

 

I actually like Dickinson as a 4th-line C but his wings are worthless. Things would be better, of course, if Zuccarello hadn't broken his arm. Hintz has played beautifully of late. Oleksiak should be this team's 7th or 8th defenseman. The thing is if Bishop can stay healthy, this team plays good enough defense that we will be a tough out if we can just get in.

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Spezza should have been cut after last season. Nill owns that 💯 

Didn't Spezza have a pretty good start to the year? The thought was free him from the shackles of Hitch and he'd return to form, right? He's not very good at the moment.

At any rate, that was a necessary two points tonight. You've got to get those from Florida. Hate that we keep falling behind, though.

God please hold on to make the playoffs, I can’t take another year without them. Few things are better than NHL playoffs and the most talented teams often don’t win.

Losing Zucc hurt, that guy filled the biggest need this team has, someone with offensive skill. Could he be back for the playoffs?

Most disappointed this year with Janmark, he hasn’t been the same since his injury two years ago. Love the guy but he has got to amp it up.

6 hours ago, Mileslong said:

God please hold on to make the playoffs, I can’t take another year without them. Few things are better than NHL playoffs and the most talented teams often don’t win.

Losing Zucc hurt, that guy filled the biggest need this team has, someone with offensive skill. Could he be back for the playoffs?

Most disappointed this year with Janmark, he hasn’t been the same since his injury two years ago. Love the guy but he has got to amp it up.

I think Zuccarello's initial injury was said to be a 4-week recovery period. Didn't I hear he started skating -- or is about to -- with the team this week?

And, I concur, there's nothing quite like the Stanley Cup Playoffs, particularly the first round. You can ride a hot goalie a long way -- and Bishop has been terrific of late.

Going to be a nervous finish, but Minnesota's remaining schedule is salty as hell.

 

@ Washington

@ Carolina (b2b)

Nashville

@ Vegas

@ Arizona

Winnipeg

Boston

@ Dallas

 

not good. dumb to try the line change there.

Radulov takes some fucking terrible penalties. 

 

Have we given up the first goal in every game on this homestand?

One of Nill’s 8 3rd line d-men with a little league turnover and we’re losing. 

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“Dowling to l’esperance”

 

amazing power play 2 you’ve constructed here Nill. Fucking loser. 

Please man. Seguin and Benn have not played like $10mn players this season. 13 players have 84+ points and Jamie is at like 50. 

This team is not good enough offensively to be giving up shorties. 

And dude, you’re 100% correct about Tyler and Jamie. Benn should have an “A” on his sweater. Tyler too. This team needs a real captain. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Fucking fail and a half. 3 points out of 10 on the last home stand. #fireNill

Dude... the coaching staff and players need to figure that out. Nill is responsible for both of those rosters but holy fuck if these guys are going to coach/play in the NHL they need to figure it the fuck out.

That's like blaming Patterson during the Strong era. We knew Patterson was shit and had to go, but we also knew who was putting together a sub par game plan and offense every week.

 

We should decline all power plays because we are absolutely fucking trash on them. Trash.

The lineup sucks. Nill has traded like 46 draft picks for #7 defensemen. 

 

Dowling, Faksa and L’esperance were our 2nd line power play. Nill is a complete fucking failure as a GM. 

On 3/19/2019 at 8:04 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Nill expects his coaches to work miracles down the stretch. 

That 4th line wouldn’t produce in the AHL  3rd line is a grinder at center and two old spares at wing. 2 rookies on the 2nd line  Janmark has like 5 goals this season. 

 

I like Monty but he doesn’t have a lot of tools in his toolbox.

 

 

 

Still true

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The lineup sucks. Nill has traded like 46 draft picks for #7 defensemen. 

 

Dowling, Faksa and L’esperance were our 2nd line power play. Nill is a complete fucking failure as a GM. 

Nill didn't set that 2nd power play unit. L'Esperance was an undrafted guy that was tearing it up in the AHL. He's fine for a callup. Nuke is trash we know that. As far as draft picks fuck it we may as well trade them based on what we've drafted with them.

 

This is on the coaching and players. Hopefully the road games will help them get their shit together. They have been fucking terrible at home after starting the season amazing at it.

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