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Fun (albeit meaningless) group game between Germany and Sweden on FOX right now. Germany had a woman sent off for handling a ball on the goal line. Sweden converted the penalty to make it 3-1. All this before halftime. Sweden has a couple lookers of course. 

14 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Fun (albeit meaningless) group game between Germany and Sweden on FOX right now. Germany had a woman sent off for handling a ball on the goal line. Sweden converted the penalty to make it 3-1. All this before halftime. Sweden has a couple lookers of course. 

There is some definite talent on the field. 

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we're at the half in the first quarterfinal

norge/italia nils

excellent first half, worth watching

uefa are running the quarters 1 per day, so 2pm the next 3 days

23 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we're at the half in the first quarterfinal

norge/italia nils

excellent first half, worth watching

uefa are running the quarters 1 per day, so 2pm the next 3 days

The winning goal was sweet!

Other than a slightly large forehead, the LB* for Norway, who was beaten on both Italian goals, was pretty darned cute. 
 

*Guro Reiten may have been a midfielder, but seemed to be the LB on both goals. 

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norway had the hottest northern european females too bad they're out

 

halftime

2 sweden

0 england

england can't connect on anything in the final 3rd

they look worse that the us women 2 years ago in new zealand

 

Just turned it on for the 4th round of kicks.

Swedish keeper is cute. Sucks at PKs though. 

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kelly has the confidence of an Argentine PK taker. 

Just caught the penalties and that was...something.  3-2 in 7 rounds.

Felt bad for the Swedish keeper skying it over with the chance to win in the 5th.  And maybe worse for the 18 year old who also skied it in the 7th to end it.  She looked like she wanted to both laugh and cry.

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8 hours ago, WBT said:

Just caught the penalties and that was...something.  3-2 in 7 rounds.

Felt bad for the Swedish keeper skying it over with the chance to win in the 5th.  And maybe worse for the 18 year old who also skied it in the 7th to end it.  She looked like she wanted to both laugh and cry.

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https://fanbanter.co.uk/14-penalties-5-scored-9-missed-saved-england-dramatically-through-to-womens-euros-semi-final/?

zip zip in first half, closest anyone came to scoring was Caldentey for spain on an early missed penalty kick. but there's no empty seats so they got that going for 'em. 

I wish that tattoos were outlawed.

In the stands, I like the Italian women’s player in the NY Yankees cap. She’s cute. Their goal scorer is not so cute.

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France and Germany looks like it’s gonna be a good one. Germany is down to 10 women because of hair pulling. 

I would argue that they should call this go ahead goal by France offsides. Will they? Not sure. 

Wow, after France had two goals ruled out for off sides the Germans had a PK for the go ahead goal and blew it. Not a great shot easy save.  

and seen her at halftime plus hearing her name mentioned in the 76” - fuck Carly Lloyd. 

Lulz at the German broad with the last name minge. They go out of their way to enunciate Ming-uh, but they aren't fooling me. 

that’s one of the best saves i’ve ever seen. holy shit.

This game is both exciting and off the charts on the ugly players scale, but I am sitting here in France pulling for Germany because my god does the French team like to CONCACAF.

 Find the French Arab #7 very attractive, but would have sent her off due to yellow card accumulation early in the 2nd half. 

France was already playing Ralph Macchio at right back and now they just sent in a dude wearing a training bra. 

How many boys can one girls team play in a tournament game?

 

The two keepers are two of the most androgynous keepers to ever face off at the professional level, men’s or women’s.

Nice kick by Minge🇩🇪.

So many of the German women look like they gleefully worked at Concentration Camps. 

Not to make any accusations about their character, just to stereotype.

I think that Germany’s 4th kicker was subbed on late in the 2nd OT… only to miss off the crossbar. 

 

some really great penalties being taken here.

you could see how nervous and uncomfortable that last girl was. pressure busts pipes.

1 minute ago, Derka said:

some really great penalties being taken here.

Polar opposite of the England vs Norway shootout.

So many of these women’s kicks would have scored on men’s keepers. 
 

They cut away to a commercial as they showed Ralph Macchio crying on the field. I felt a little bad. France is a very skilled team who couldn’t stay onside as they tried to retake the lead. 

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2 minutes ago, Derka said:

you could see how nervous and uncomfortable that last girl was. pressure busts pipes.

She looked like she wanted to blow chunks all over the field there

save of the year:

 

shades of:

 

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12 minutes ago, Derka said:

save of the year:

 

shades of:

 

There was Seaman all over that shot.

Great paragraph from ESPN’s game summary. I will include the paragraph before.

”Germany were not making things easy for themselves. Sjoeke Nüsken had a penalty saved in the 68th minute, and the former champions were struggling in attack with only seven shots, compared to 18 from their opponents.

The majority of referee Tess Olofsson's calls also went against Germany, with only a few being correct. She called 50 fouls across 120 minutes -- but only showed five yellows -- making the game too stop and start for either team to really get going.”

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/45776906/germany-defy-odds-reach-euro-2025-semifinal-france-crash-yet-again

What a fucking sentence!

France is devolving into Un pays de merde! and their women’s team is a shining example of this. They are such trash. Really enjoyed seeing them lose to a 10 woman squad from Deutschland!

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A team of whiny cheating cunts.

 

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she took one touch too many. kinda fortunate to have scored. 1-0 italia.

actually, the replay proves me wrong. great goal.

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