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Abbott is starting out with the tiresome trope about how locals are somehow more driven to help each other than people anywhere else on the planet.

3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

i need to find a place to live where i am not constantly having to beware.

Parts of New Mexico are fairly immune to natural disaster.  Well, except aliens.

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ooo wow... gov hot wheels has signed a piece of paper.... soooo much acoomplished by this shit. 

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"President Trump loves Texans, and is deeply concerned for everyone and their families."

Yep sounds just like him alright. 

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Just now, chainsaw said:

Is he seriously talking about TFG?

He seriously is.  Gotta kiss that ass.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Abbott is starting out with the tiresome trope about how locals are somehow more driven to help each other than people anywhere else on the planet.

I’m glad to hear that his priority is saving Texans and Americans. That was an important, useful point and I’m glad he spent time saying it. 

ooo wow... gov hot wheels has signed a piece of paper.... soooo much acoomplished by this shit. 

And he showed us the piece of paper to confirm the signature

well good to know we can focus on Trump during this press conference.

Abbott....standing up for Texans 😉

Why the fuck is Noem there???

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Holy shit, do the citizens dealing with this tragedy have to first listen to Abbott publicly suck off other politicians before getting any direction or guidance on how to move forward?

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Abbott....standing up for Texans 😉

Why the fuck is Noem there???

So people can see her bling.

He waited until the cameras gathered to sign those papers that should've been signed yesterday.

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Jesus Christ stop talking about Trump you fucking sycophants.  This is an utterly worthless, information-free presser so far.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

He waited until the cameras gathered to sign those papers that should've been signed yesterday.

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She's gonna shit on California isn't she

She just shit on every other state
2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m glad to hear that his priority is saving Texans and Americans. That was an important, useful point and I’m glad he spent time saying it. 

It reminds me of that William Devayne actor in those gold commercials. Where he says “I’m gonna support our military and I’m gonna buy gold.” Like these are somehow mutually exclusive things? 
 
no one needed to hear this intro first, 

tell us shit about the rescue effort stop talking. 

Hot wheels is cosplaying Trump signing that shit with a sharpie and then showing it.  

please tell us more about how awesome President Trump is!

Cornyn looks like Igor woke him up and dragged him out of his coffin for this press conference. 

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Cornyn leading off with the Trump blowjob.  Well done, John, you simp.

If these dipshits understood their target audience they would acknowledge that we want heads to roll.

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Cornyn looks like Igor woke him up and dragged him out of his coffin for this press conference. 

He must have had some of his brisket for the Fourth.

This is an absolute disgrace. These fuckers are doing nothing but filming campaign commercials.

There has literally been no information given here except for the number of rescues overnight.  I see their mouths moving but nothing of substance. 

Suck up real good, Cornyn.

His seat is on the line. Keep sucking John

This press conference is so fucking worthless. Get someone on that actually knows WTF is going on vs these "all hat" fucktards.

"Can you guys just pretend this was a school shooting so we can't be held accountable for it?"

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is literally just a circle jerk

There has been much, much more "Thank you Trump, thank you _______ for your leadership" than any actual information.

While I was typing that Cornyn thanked Trump twice more.

Holy fuck, these dickbags cant stop jacking each other off. Get down to details of what the fuck is actually going on. 

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Chip Roy invoking Robert Earl Keen.  That has a lot to do with shit.

Everyone done patting themselves on the back?

Not even close
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is literally just a circle jerk

What clued you in? The Governor and a congressman showing up wearing shirts embroidered with their names? The performative disaster declaration signings? Or the prop cowboys lined up behind these fucking clowns?

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Hahahha what a group of fucking clowns. Any of you that support these cocksuckers deserve what is coming for you via them. These ain't fucking Texans. They are cosplay jokers. Holy shit. We are fucked.

 

Thoughts and prayers going hard in the paint! Fuck all you assholes.

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"Thank you to the state of Texas. Thank you Trump. Thank you for your leadership Hot Wheels. Thank you Kristi Noem. Thank you for your leadership, Elon Musk. Thank you again Trump. Thank you for your leadership, Ronald Reagan. Thank you Texas. Thank you for your leadership Trump. That's it for me, who's next?" 

And now Chip is doing everything he can to shame anyone who would dare to ask questions about the response and preparedness of the responding agencies.

And now it's the judge's turn to try and get some sympathy for what he went through.

why the fuck is a county judge fucking talking at all????   you have no fucking reason to be talking.  unless you saved people yourself. 

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Chip Roy wants us to pray.  Drink!

"Dear god, I know you did this and everything, but if you could make it not as horrific as possible that would be cool. Amen."

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