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Hahahha what a group of fucking clowns. Any of you that support these cocksuckers deserve what is coming for you via them. These ain't fucking Texans. They are cosplay jokers. Holy shit. We are fucked.
 
Thoughts and prayers going hard in the paint! Fuck all you assholes.

They're really trying to make me hate it here.
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    He's going to be slow to respond.  He turned down a federal grant that would have allowed Surly to increase the timing of alerts when a user gets tagged in a post.  That's not political.  It's just fa

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18 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m glad to hear that his priority is saving Texans and Americans. That was an important, useful point and I’m glad he spent time saying it. 

Good, I was worried we were wasting resources trying to save Mexicans. America First!

18 minutes ago, yoladu said:

well good to know we can focus on Trump during this press conference.

 

18 minutes ago, twosheds said:

Trump and Noem love the state of Texas.

 

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ stop talking about Trump you fucking sycophants.  This is an utterly worthless, information-free presser so far.

 

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Cornyn leading off with the Trump blowjob.  Well done, John, you simp.

 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Chip Roy wants us to pray.  Drink!

Hey @Wilcox Cummingtonite go fuck yourself

Its all handjobs and Jesus. Mission accomplished!

“All we can do is pray. So we’ve done that. So I feel like we’ve done everything we can. Mission Accomplished.” -Hot Wheels

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They may actually not address the real situation.  I think they're about to shut this down.

I’m so relieved to get a headcount of how many people are there and from which agency they are with. 

This presser was delayed 90 minutes for this? Did it take them that long to agree the proper sequence to kiss ass?

Now Hot Wheels is trying to to invoke the image of children clinging to trees for exactly what purpose?

"Pray so much." Great job, dipshit.

I do like what Abbott just said: our one thought is that they are still all alive. 
 

that’s basically all I got from this an update on the changing count of the recovered 

Hot Wheels trying to shut down the presser as the questions become more direct.

Noem's trying to dodge the question re: the failure to respond to the NWS alerts. And plant a kiss on her boss's balloon knot in the process.

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Kristi is blaming the National Weather Service.

“In my expert meteorological opinion as a long-time congresswoman…” 

For fuck’s sake. 

Finally a hard question

But not a real answer.
8 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


They're really trying to make me hate it here.

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I just checked the timestamps.....25 minutes of ass-kissing with no details. Reporters had to force them to even give an update on casualty figures. 25 fucking minutes of nonsense. 

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But not a real answer.

They're going to blame NWS

I did not have a Harvey square on my bingo card

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So was NWS fully robust on Jan 21 2021 and it fell apart by Jan 21 2025?  Is that what I'm hearing?

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I just checked the timestamps.....25 minutes of ass-kissing with no details. Reporters had to force them to even give an update on casualty figures. 25 fucking minutes of nonsense. 

These people are incompetent narcissists. They are irrelevant. We have to take care of ourselves.

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They're going to blame NWS

The one they DOGE’d?

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

I just checked the timestamps.....25 minutes of ass-kissing with no details. Reporters had to force them to even give an update on casualty figures. 25 fucking minutes of nonsense. 

I would just like to thank Blotto for his leadership in this thread. And god, for only killing some kids and not all of them.

How does anyone watch them talk and think "yep, glad they're in charge"?

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kristi is blaming the National Weather Service.

This is 100% their playbook. NWS actually did a very good job at alerting. Blame everyone and accept no responsibility. We are governed by a cabal of 13 year old minds. I cannot be any more clear, everyone will suffer from this incompetence. Good job merica!

24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

If these dipshits understood their target audience they would acknowledge that we want heads to roll.

narrator: you're not the target audience

Just now, twosheds said:

KSAT anchor is railing on those that “spoke” on presser

It is exactly like every conversation I have with my teenager. Hold them accountable and they claim fairness!

We need real leaders and not these fucking schmucks. What an absolute joke.

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6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

How does anyone watch them talk and think "yep, glad they're in charge"?

The Uvalde fucks who voted for them after that disaster

Texans be fucking dumb 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

narrator: you're not the target audience

I think the victims families want heads to roll

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I would just like to thank Blotto for his leadership in this thread. And god, for only killing some kids and not all of them.

Maybe it was all the prayers for rain the last five years and God just checked his email. 

15 minutes ago, royiv said:

How does rank against “It coulda been worse?”

At least no one was raped

16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

How does anyone watch them talk and think "yep, glad they're in charge"?

100 million people in this county do it easily and give it no thought whatsoever

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Let me say something about the CR accusations:  I don't think any clear-minded individual would watch these dicksticks on parade and think "yep, those are some real leaders right there, yessir", regardless of party/persuasion.  These people are not only grandstanding they are getting in the way of information flow which is beyond vital at this point.

Maybe Ann Richards pulled similar stunts, I don't remember.  Shame on her if she did.  This shit should transcend politics, but somehow commenting on it is "political" when it's just factual.

After that last abortion of a press conference, probably time to fire up a dedicated CR thread. From my observations, the response effort has been solid once it got started and there is a commitment moving forward.  A lot of questions about what if anything could be done differently and how things will proceed. No need to pollute the generic "thread of rains" thread for weeks.

The promising thing is Noem pretty much committed to Trump signing the disaster declaration which is better than some other states recently. The not so promising thing is the collection of morons in charge. For those that didn't see the PC, I'm sure you can find it on youtube. But basically they kissed each others ass, kissed Trumps ass, kissed Jesus' ass and gave no details whatsoever, until the reports asked them for updates. Complete fucking joke. Texans will have their work cut out for them. 

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let me say something about the CR accusations:  I don't think any clear-minded individual would watch these dicksticks on parade and think "yep, those are some real leaders right there, yessir", regardless of party/persuasion.  These people are not only grandstanding they are getting in the way of information flow which is beyond vital at this point.

Maybe Ann Richards pulled similar stunts, I don't remember.  Shame on her if she did.  This shit should transcend politics, but somehow commenting on it is "political" when it's just factual.

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44 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Hahahha what a group of fucking clowns. Any of you that support these cocksuckers deserve what is coming for you via them. These ain't fucking Texans. They are cosplay jokers. Holy shit. We are fucked.

 

Thoughts and prayers going hard in the paint! Fuck all you assholes.

The stupidest people on the planet.

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let me say something about the CR accusations:  I don't think any clear-minded individual would watch these dicksticks on parade and think "yep, those are some real leaders right there, yessir", regardless of party/persuasion.  These people are not only grandstanding they are getting in the way of information flow which is beyond vital at this point.

Maybe Ann Richards pulled similar stunts, I don't remember.  Shame on her if she did.  This shit should transcend politics, but somehow commenting on it is "political" when it's just factual.

Keep in mind Hot Wheels is the same person who blatantly lied about the Uvalde shooting.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let me say something about the CR accusations:  I don't think any clear-minded individual would watch these dicksticks on parade and think "yep, those are some real leaders right there, yessir", regardless of party/persuasion.  These people are not only grandstanding they are getting in the way of information flow which is beyond vital at this point.

Maybe Ann Richards pulled similar stunts, I don't remember.  Shame on her if she did.  This shit should transcend politics, but somehow commenting on it is "political" when it's just factual.

Find us a politician who doesn't act this way at a press conference. But first stop pissing your pants. 

same joke as wheel's "grid protection" presser during the 21 vortex when 48 hours in to no power for half the state 100%-empty office buildings in downtown austin were lit up like a christmas tree

performative fascism

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4 minutes ago, jkates said:

Find us a politician who doesn't act this way at a press conference. But first stop pissing your pants. 

First kiss my ass.  Most of the piss flows another way.

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6 minutes ago, wood said:

The stupidest people on the planet.

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5 minutes ago, jkates said:

Find us a politician who doesn't act this way at a press conference. But first stop pissing your pants. 

 

48 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


They're really trying to make me hate it here.

Este. 

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