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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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#2

MFng Cowboys!  Lifelong fan and son who will be 26 at the end of August has never seen them at least play in an NFC Championship game.  As a child he rooted for the Cajun Delhomme, as he grew up in Louisiana.  Dad got Jake to autograph a poster at a Houston coaching school for him.

To really get under my Cowboys skin, he also grew up liking the Giants because of Eli and Strahan.  Loved Drew, I did too, with the Saints (great guy and Texas Man)  I hated going into his room as it was full of stuff except no Cowboys.

Hook’em!!!

#3

CSB - I’ve met Drew Brees’ HS Baseball Coach at multiple events over the years, as his son works with me.  He’s stated that he’s never coached a player as good as Drew was back in the day.  Kid really could’ve gone the MLB route if he desired.  Brees hit the deepest HR one day he’d ever seen leave their ballpark.

Hook’em!!!

#4

Chan Gailey was the HC the year my youngest son was born.  He still loved the Cowboys growing up, even wearing a Witten jersey( laughably) until it was a couple of sizes too small.

#5

I remember playing my son’s first Nintendo FB and the Cowboys had the QB that played for Georgia.  Man they sucked on the game and in person too.

Hook’em!!!

#6

Dumb is an addiction which is tough to kick..... 

#Cowboys All-Pro Kavontae Turpin arrested earlier this morning on Class B Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana <2OZ and Class A Misdemeanor Unlawful Carrying Weapon.

 

#7
7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Dumb is an addiction which is tough to kick..... 

#Cowboys All-Pro Kavontae Turpin arrested earlier this morning on Class B Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana <2OZ and Class A Misdemeanor Unlawful Carrying Weapon.

 

Maybe they need more gangsta guys like this.

#8

Should have traded him when they could have gotten a third day pick for him. 

#9
1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Dumb is an addiction which is tough to kick..... 

#Cowboys All-Pro Kavontae Turpin arrested earlier this morning on Class B Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana <2OZ and Class A Misdemeanor Unlawful Carrying Weapon.

 

Not his first brush with the law.  He got kicked out of TCU when Gary was HC which was pretty damn tough thing to do at the time. 

#12
On 7/6/2025 at 9:08 AM, msucolt45 said:

I remember playing my son’s first Nintendo FB and the Cowboys had the QB that played for Georgia.  Man they sucked on the game and in person too.

Hook’em!!!

QUINNNCYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

#13
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

How is it possible to unlawfully carry a weapon in Texas?

How is weed so fucking great that these idiots are seemingly always in possession of it?  Clean out the ashtray for crisesake.

I love bourbon and beer, I don't drive around with it in my vehicle all of the time, even with it being legal to do so.

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#14
12 minutes ago, Iceman said:

How is weed so fucking great that these idiots are seemingly always in possession of it?  Clean out the ashtray for crisesake.

I love bourbon and beer, I don't drive around with it in my vehicle all of the time, even with it being legal to do so.

We are not talking a deep thinker with Turpin.  

Imagine a smaller, thinner version of Tyreek Hill. 

#15
21 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Dumb is an addiction which is tough to kick..... 

#Cowboys All-Pro Kavontae Turpin arrested earlier this morning on Class B Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana <2OZ and Class A Misdemeanor Unlawful Carrying Weapon.

 

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#16

I'm pretty sure he was guilty of breaking more than two laws. Unless he was rolling down the road with a fat ass jay hanging out of his mouth, he probably did something to get the attention of the cops and the other laws were found to be in violation and the first offense was disregarded. 

#17
18 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Unless he was rolling down the road with a fat ass jay hanging out of his mouth

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#20

TJ Watt gets 3/$123M extension. Once again, Jerrah’s procrastination costs the team several million dollars and the subsequent roster handcuffs. 

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#21

This isn't how you do it...... The Cowboys RB strategy has been strange, to say the least.  Not spending 3m on Dowdle, waiting until the 5th to pick a COP, not having anyone of consequence in UFA.  We all know, RB is probably the easiest position to find someone off the garbage pile, but they seem to making this a personal challenge.

Not great news here on #Cowboys RB Jaydon Blue:https://t.co/S2kIVEKRha

 

#22

Imagine being handed this once in a lifetime opportunity and you’re fucking lazy dumb shit about it 

#23
On 7/17/2025 at 3:43 PM, TonyTexas said:

TJ Watt gets 3/$123M extension. Once again, Jerrah’s procrastination costs the team several million dollars and the subsequent roster handcuffs. 

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Jerrah wants to leave no doubt. 

#24
9 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This isn't how you do it...... The Cowboys RB strategy has been strange, to say the least.  Not spending 3m on Dowdle, waiting until the 5th to pick a COP, not having anyone of consequence in UFA.  We all know, RB is probably the easiest position to find someone off the garbage pile, but they seem to making this a personal challenge.

Not great news here on #Cowboys RB Jaydon Blue:https://t.co/S2kIVEKRha

 

Glenn Smith hasn’t been a Cowboys coach for 20 years. I don’t believe this report.

#25
On 7/6/2025 at 8:39 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Still too soon for any Cowboys QB "Cabo Trip" comments 🙄

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#26

Zero expectations means I'm calling 12 wins and even some laughable "Dak 4 MVP?" chatter late in the season before the traditional playoff disappointment 

#27
4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Still too soon for any Cowboys QB "Cabo Trip" comments 🙄

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In hindsight, Cabo with Jessica Simpson seems like the better choice. 

#28

You're always playing the game to reach the ultimate goal, Jim.
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#29

Just saw the cowboys vs eagles game is on Peacock so only about 50-60 people will see the 3 score+ thrashing.

#30

Addicted #Cowboys Fans Fighting For Their Lives In These Streets 😂

#33
On 7/18/2025 at 8:26 PM, lilMAC25 said:

Glenn Smith hasn’t been a Cowboys coach for 20 years. I don’t believe this report.

Very fair.  I still stand behind my assessment of the curiousness of the search to solve this position.  It's been weird but hopefully Blue and Mafah can make a big difference.

And here we go..... TC has begun.

We’ve made it!The Dallas Cowboys will arrive in Oxnard, CA later this afternoon for their first training camp under head coach Brian Schottenheimer.Tomorrow he will take the stage with Jerry and Stephen Jones for the team’s opening press conference.Season around the corner.

 

#34

State of the Team address is the same shit year after year. At least there's a new head coach. 

#36

SMDH

No Way: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones randomly ROASTS Micah Parsons at today's press conference."Just because we sign him doesn't mean we'll have him. He was hurt 6 games last year. Seriously."Parsons only missed 4 games 😳😳

 

#37

#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones randomly takes a shot at Micah Parsons, saying even if they sign him, it doesn’t mean they’ll have him, because he was hurt for 6 games last year (fact check: he only missed 4).He then also says they made Dak Prescott the richest player in football


Micah Parsons just shared this post about Jerry Jones' comments today 👀"Just because we sign [Micah] doesn't mean we're gonna have him. He was hurt 6 games last year.""I remember signing a player for the highest paid at the position in the league and he got knocked out 2/3…


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#39

The dotage of Jerry is going to be a blast.

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#41
31 minutes ago, naija said:

Man he looks rough

So you're sayin there's a chance...

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#42

just for those that didn't hear it.

micah's the best football player on his team.

he's done it so much over the years I wonder if it's intentional.

#43
10 hours ago, kevwun said:

The dotage of Jerry is going to be a blast.

I think the dotage has already begun.

#44

Hmmmm...."Smith said that coaches with the Cowboys have expressed that Blue is “borderline lazy” and that the team is not thrilled with his work habits."

 

Add in a comment or two about interfering family members telling Blue he needs to look out for himself and this could be his junior year at Klein Cain all over again. 

#45
On 7/18/2025 at 8:26 PM, lilMAC25 said:

Glenn Smith hasn’t been a Cowboys coach for 20 years. I don’t believe this report.

Not clicking.

Cliff notes please.

#46
On 7/19/2025 at 3:55 PM, markstanco said:

Just saw the cowboys vs eagles game is on Peacock so only about 50-60 people will see the 3 score+ thrashing.

Do you actually think the NFL is going to open the NFL season by streaming solely on Peacock?

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The Dallas Cowboys will face the Philadelphia Eagles in the opening game of the 2025 NFL season. The game will be played on Thursday, September 4th at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia and will be broadcast on NBC and stream on Peacock, according to NBC. 

 

#47

I can't believe the two largest DFW sports franchises are run by Jerry Jones and Nico Harrison.  

#48
18 hours ago, futureman said:

just for those that didn't hear it.

micah's the best football player on his team.

he's done it so much over the years I wonder if it's intentional.

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#49

We live in a world without Ozzy Osbourne but Jerry just keeps on living. 

#50
3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Do you actually think the NFL is going to open the NFL season by streaming solely on Peacock?

 

I saw it on the internet so it was true until it wasnt. 

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