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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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#6251

Remember, Jerry hired LeverFlushed as DC before hiring Schott. 

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#6252

Stealers are always sniping that they let Pickens go because he was a punk. Like they never had punks there? LOL

Today DK Metcalf threw a punch at a Lions fan.

Maybe it's them.

#6254
4 minutes ago, DougO said:

Today DK Metcalf threw a punch at a Lions fan.

Depends on what you call a punch

 

#6260
13 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Justin Herbert on the 25-yard touchdown throw - "We repped it all week and we knew what we were going to get." 

He threw it to 8 different receivers. 
 

somebody was always open. 

#6261
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Every time I'm reminded that Brian Schottenheimer is the Dallas Cowboys Head Coach, I laugh. 

 

I don't know. I like him. He has an impossible job but he couldn't turn down this chance. I don't think anyone can save this shitfest of an organization. I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by the DC hire in a few weeks. 

#6262
Just now, mdmost said:

I don't know. I like him. He has an impossible job but he couldn't turn down this chance. I don't think anyone can save this shitfest of an organization. I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by the DC hire in a few weeks. 

Welcome home, Wade Phillips!

#6267
11 hours ago, mdmost said:

I don't know. I like him. He has an impossible job but he couldn't turn down this chance. I don't think anyone can save this shitfest of an organization. I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by the DC hire in a few weeks. 

Baby Scott seems like a likable enough guy but it’s impossible to say anything definitive about him as a coach because he’s just a patsy. A company man. He wasn’t hired to win football games or implement culture or anything like that, he was hired because he makes Jerry feel comfortable. It’s not possible for him and he probably has no desire anyway to step outside of the parameters that have been set for him. 

#6268

Don’t worry yall, Stephen said they’re gonna hold themselves accountable. I’m sure they’ll have performance reviews of themselves and decide they did a good job just need to replace a few staff members, and won’t consult the head coach, because he’s just a figure head anyway, which is why a real coach will never take the HC job. God I hate that this team grabbed me as a kid. I’d be so much happier as a sports fan if I could have supported any other franchise.

#6270

Y'all Want a New Coach ? ? ? ?
Ravens coach John Harbaugh, would fit right in here, what with our culture of choking, and his coaching choking style (he sat Pro-Bowler Derrick Henry at the end of the game they lost last night to the Patriots).

#6271
1 hour ago, Orange-4-Life said:

Y'all Want a New Coach ? ? ? ?
Ravens coach John Harbaugh, would fit right in here, what with our culture of choking, and his coaching choking style (he sat Pro-Bowler Derrick Henry at the end of the game they lost last night to the Patriots).

Yes.

 

in a heartbeat.

 

harbaugh might be done at Ravens AND be a better coach than Dallas has had in years.

 

BOTH can be true

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#6272
1 hour ago, Orange-4-Life said:

Y'all Want a New Coach ? ? ? ?
Ravens coach John Harbaugh, would fit right in here, what with our culture of choking, and his coaching choking style (he sat Pro-Bowler Derrick Henry at the end of the game they lost last night to the Patriots).

 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yes.

 

in a heartbeat.

Is there any chance he would strangle Stephen when he stuck his nose into coaching the team?  Then absolutely yes.

#6273
23 hours ago, DougO said:

Remember, Jerry hired LeverFlushed as DC before hiring Schott. 

You remain the king of stupid nicknames. I don't think anyone can ever take your crown.

#6274
24 minutes ago, TornACL said:

You remain the king of stupid nicknames. I don't think anyone can ever take your crown.

texas am hello GIF by Texas A&M University

#6275

Ugh. We still have two more games in this continual abortion of a season. Sad thing is we'll probably win both and get a worse draft pick out of it. 

#6276
Don’t worry yall, Stephen said they’re gonna hold themselves accountable. I’m sure they’ll have performance reviews of themselves and decide they did a good job just need to replace a few staff members, and won’t consult the head coach, because he’s just a figure head anyway, which is why a real coach will never take the HC job. God I hate that this team grabbed me as a kid. I’d be so much happier as a sports fan if I could have supported any other franchise.

Grew up a cowboys fan. Aunt lived next door to one of their star players at the time. Huge fan.

About 20 years ago I stopped rooting for them. Then about 15 years ago I started rooting against Jerry Jones. What a fucking idiot asshole that guy is. Anyway, since I have been rooting against them my Sundays have been pretty awesome for the most part.
#6279
10 hours ago, 'stache said:

God I hate that this team grabbed me as a kid. I’d be so much happier as a sports fan if I could have supported any other franchise.

There’s always room on the Luv Ya Blue / Fuck Bud Adams bandwagon

#6280

I don’t care if it’s the wrong thread. But it’s cool watching a team that still has a chance balling out on offense with a 44 year old grandpa. Something Dallas is out of contention for yet again. 

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#6287

Today's game will be replayed on NFL Network at 2pm tomorrow.

#6288
Fuck that sack of shit Goodell and fuck Netflix.
Christmas has always been about the NBA. Maybe even that Aloha Bowl way back in the day.

NFL tried to make it about them and I get it, they are a powerful brand. But every single game today is trash, well especially the first and last game. Lions have a slim chance to make the playoffs.
#6290

Dak is in control! Gearing all efforts towards moving out of last place next season! Jerry to hire Assistant Assistant Secondary Coach (currently unemployed). 

#6291

That run by Samuel just now sums up the Cowboys defense for 2025. Thanks Jerruh! Hope Jerruh found a lump of coal rammed up his ass this morning. 

#6293

30th overall in team defense. 
 

our offense was good enough to win the division, 

 

fuck you Jerruh. 

#6294

Fine, I'll watch.  BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT.

#6295

It’s funny how greedy the NFL got today and what was supposed to be a slate of good rivalry matchups features sad Sack Cowboys vs Sad sack Commanders playing for “pride” a Mahomes-less Chiefs hoping only to play spoiler to the ascendant Broncos, and a sad sack Vikings playing must win almost out of the playoffs too injured to do anything if they got there Lions. 
 

injuries were the factor for the Lions. Jerruh is the reason we cannot make the playoffs. Both Cowboys and Lions have offenses good enough to win shit. 

#6297

Ima watch the Elway doc after this traveshamockery.

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