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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Thomas can’t block a traffic cone 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak, one run tonight. 

Lamb's trying at least. Knee down

Lamb?  He’s out. Concussion. 

these refs are so fucking bad and fucking over the cowboys.  not that it matters now.

WTF would we be subject to a run off?  We didn’t ask for that. 

One thing for sure. You'v got to give it to Dan Campbell, now calling the plays for some time now.  With the exception of going for it on 4th down too much, he has been doing a heckuva job calling plays.  This game has been over since the lions converted a 3rd down a few minutes ago.  One of the best kicker seasons in NFL history is going to be wasted.  'boys will fall just short of playoffs. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Once again so fucking stupid.  You’re making it out like that’s all he can do. They were literally within 3 at the start of the 4th. The defense, as usual, let him down. 
 

but sure slander Dak asshole. 

Slander? That dude produces return percentages that would make Warren Buffet shit his pants. 

He's a golden goose

10 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I know, I can't believe they missed the false start 

Or the 37 holds on Hutchinson today by the cowboys 

Are these cocksucking hoculi refs just trying to screw us.  We don’t need any help dope head.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not having a defense does not help.

And here we all hoped he had figured something out. Flub is shit.

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I love Herby fellating the Detroit D.  they gave up 30 points and that was with 2 TO's.

God hold them for 3 seconds. Is that too much to ask? 

The league really hasn't changed. At the end of the game. just start holding all the receivers. Maybe you'll get called, but probably not. Secret to a great defense

Fuck.  Poor flournoy. He shouldn’t be getting these passes.  That ball was perfect too. 
 

sucks for Dak and him. 

Terence Steele signed a five-year, $86.8 million contract extension with the Dallas Cowboys in September 2023, which included $50 million guaranteed and a potential max value of $91.8 million.

The worst part is what you’ll see is “dak with 2 picks”. 
 

no context.  Just that he threw them.  So frustrating. 

Just now, The Dog said:

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Congrats on not watching the game.  
 

this is a prime example of why they need to change INTs, or add a “team INT” stat.  Really sucks for them in games like this. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

The worst part is what you’ll see is “dak with 2 picks”. 
 

no context.  Just that he threw them.  So frustrating. 

Romo 2.0

9 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Also Pickens has given some shitty effort tonight.

This is the Pickens many Steeler fans were accustomed to.

Defense is still trash. Pickens checked out after the bullshit OPI earlier in the game.

OLine was ass.  Too many negative plays.

But really this was 100% the defense.

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Just now, TornACL said:

Defense is still trash. Pickens checked out after the bullshit OPI earlier in the game.

I thought he was out after his first catch. 
 

And once lamb went out it was over.  They may have scored a couple tDs late 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Terence Steele signed a five-year, $86.8 million contract extension with the Dallas Cowboys in September 2023, which included $50 million guaranteed and a potential max value of $91.8 million.

He's the worst OL we have and a below average OT and certainly starter.  Press has tried to protect him because he's a good local story, but ultimately you are what you are.  

At the most basic level, the defense is still bad.  Yes, they're not historically shitty..... just an every year bottom 5 squad and the secondary may be historically shitty.  They gave up 44 points and 7.2 yard per play.  That's like trying to be bad.  Bland is terrible and being paid like a top 15 CB.  Our safeties have been shitty in pass coverage for years now.  Our LBs are probably the worst bunch in the league.  A lot of work to do for this team to rise to a level where they can be anything but mediocre.  And...... we need a starting OT too.  

 

Hey,  their little 3 game run kept everyone entertained through Thanksgiving. 

But only the dumb and delusional didn't know they were going to shit the bed at some point in this run. It was inevitable. It's the Jerry Jones Cowboys

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Congrats on not watching the game.  
 

this is a prime example of why they need to change INTs, or add a “team INT” stat.  Really sucks for them in games like this. 

Don’t care.

Cowboys lost.

That bullshit OPI against Ferguson effectively ended the game. Thats a Defensive PI 50% of the time and a no-call 49% of the time

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Hey,  their little 3 game run kept everyone entertained through Thanksgiving. 

But only the dumb and delusional didn't know they were going to shit the bed at some point in this run. It was inevitable. It's the Jerry Jones Cowboys

I do appreciate them winning on what was otherwise one of the most boring Thanksgivings at the in laws in a while. My plan was to get drunk and doze off during the KC blowout but we looked good and I was genuinely feeling like this team might be okay. Thanks for that moment, fuck you jerry for the inevitable tonight.

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25 minutes ago, Drew said:

Thank defense.   
 

once again, as I’ve been saying all year, the offense has to be perfect.  Or damned near it.  

Shotty, twice tonight, should have gone for a TD and went pussy.  
 

just so fucking stupid.  Another wasted Dak year.  And one year close to being the 2000-2003 cowboys. 

It's not over yet. Eagles have problems. Cowboys just need to win out from here and I think theyll have a shot. My gut says the tie that shouldnt have been comes back to haunt them. 

20 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I love Herby fellating the Detroit D.  they gave up 30 points and that was with 2 TO's.

Funny, I am on a Lions board and they all claim Herbie is fellating the Cowboys.  I guess he's an equal opportunity cocksucker

Anybody else hear these crazy rumors about Diggs and his possible involvement with Kneeland’s GF?

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