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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Stuffed 'em, Vikings got to punt from here.  Who are these guys playing defense wearing Cowboys jerseys?

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Aggressive play calling. Should have been that way all year. It all began with a blitz and a tipped pass. Kudos

You’ve got to mix it up for sure. 
 

Cowboys seem to just play prevent defense all the time early, and still give up deep passes somehow too. 

Overshown putting in work!

Cool.  I can tell a hits close to home story.

I was a young whippersnapper working my first company convention in Minneapolis circa 1997.  Next to my booth was Carl Eller.  For 8+ hours, I listened to Viking fan after Viking fan praise Eller.  It got old.  At the end of the day, my dumbass walked up to him and asked him how it felt to be on the field during the Hail Mary.  He immediately blew his top and yelled that Pearson committed PI.  I laughed, which pissed him off.  He started to come at me before several folks calmed him down.  

I survived.  That may have been the last time I talked shit to someone that could have snapped me in two.

Tuned in just before the TD. Good defense.  Nice play call on the fake.  Fuck Turpin for letting that ball hit and give them horrible field position. Now the Vikings have good field position. 

Still can’t defend a fucking screen and now they’re got about 30 yards one play with the foul. 

Edited by Drew

Defense is still trash.  
 

Offense will have to have one of those “score on 3 out of every 4 drives” type games. 

THERE'S the Cowboys defense we know and loathe.  

Not good williams hurt 

Edited by Sgt Hulk

This offense is fun to watch with good weapons.  Like a lot of misdirection like Texas. But better players. 

Ginkel looks like he cooks meth in his garage.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

 It good williams hurt 

Huh? 

Malik running good. 

TOUCHDOWN!  Davis running hard, that's nice to see.  

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Huh? 

Malik running good. 

Yeah but behind him…

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Booker blocked 2 guys. 

DL not staying in their lane 

Good Lord.  Last team with the ball wins.

Our secondary is just the fucking worst I’ve ever seen at any level

I’d ask how the fuck he got so open…but it’s Dallas.  3rd and eberflus.  
 

We’re going to make JJ look like a an all pro tonight. 

Just now, TOR said:

Good Lord.  Last team with the ball wins.

Has been a lot of weeks. 

Gave up too many rushing yards on 3rd and long 

Our DC and defense is so fucking bad. 

Ole Dallas defense getting Eberflus’ed. 

This team is an embarrassment.  Every qb when they see Dallas on schedule Anthony Adams Slow Clap GIF

Just now, Underdog said:

Helluva fake. 

It was but to not have anyone ever fucking even looking for it is so cowboys. 
 

this should b a Easy win. And it won’t be. 

I do love me some naked boots in down and short.  Good for them.  It was Lifau who lost contain and while I won't kill him for that play, I've been watching him and he's another fucking bust.  Just a bad player.

 

Our DL finally looks decent and we’re still shit at LB and DB….oh and the worst at fucking DC.  
 

theyll need a LB and DB and another edge rusher in the draft.  

I would like to see the defense get a little pay back on McCarthy for the show boating. But their pussies. They won’t 

So, poor defense is a nationwide epidemic?

Screen-play these douchebags, jeezus.

Or do that, yeah.  Good job by Cee Dee finding the seam.

Fuck a field goal

Defense sucks ass need to get points 

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Our DL finally looks decent and we’re still shit at LB and DB….oh and the worst at fucking DC.  
 

theyll need a LB and DB and another edge rusher in the draft.  

We still don't rush the passer well from the edge but yes, the DL is the best part of the defense....... by far.  As I've said, the back 7 is historically bad.  I mean historically terrible, not just for Dallas but for all football. 

 

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

It was but to not have anyone ever fucking even looking for it is so cowboys. 
 

this should b a Easy win. And it won’t be. 

Winning is hard 

so I’ve heard 

They are blitzing the fuck out of Dak.  Gonna burn them at some point. If they don’t get killed before then. 

When Aubrey is missing FGs, it might not be your night. 

Thanks a lot Terrance steel. Got beat immediately.  Lucky Dak didn’t lose 15 there. 
 

and Aubrey missed?  Just sit the fucking starters and tank.  

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Is Pickens even playing 

Well, it's 3rd down and important and we don't have either Pickens or CeeDee in...... after the timeout, we brought them out.  

Doesn't matter, Steele gets beat off the snap and kills the down.  Then the kicker pisses down his leg.  

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