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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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#551
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Because what we want more than wins is drama.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I would absolutely trade those three super bowls for more headlines. 

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#552
3 hours ago, futureman said:

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I would absolutely trade those three super bowls for more headlines. 

D'ja enjoy those three Super Bowls?  I know you did.  I know you did.

#554

Thank god. The quicker we can get him off this team, the better. I just hope Jerry doesn't get Nico'd and we give him up for a washed up veteran and a bag of balls. 

#555

I don't think this is anything more than a bargaining move by Jerry but I bet the Netflix thing got him thinking he can try to do another Herschel Walker kind of a deal. 

#557
🚨 🚨 🚨 The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.

 

#558

 

The Dog beat me to it with the official x post

 

 

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#561

So he turned down 205Mil for 188?   Whatever we better have gotten a fuck load of top pics

I feel like

the city of Dallas just does not want a super star player in any sport 

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#563

The dumbest muthafucker in sports in any professional sport is and has been killing the Dallas Cowboys for over 3 decades. 
 

Dale Hansen kept it 💯with Jerry Jones.🏈

 

#565
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So he turned down 205Mil for 188?   Whatever we better have gotten a fuck load of top pics

I feel like

the city of Dallas just does not want a super star player in any sport 

It’s more per year(47ish mill per) and  136 fully guaranteed

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#569

Honestly, happy for Micah. Get the fuck out of this shitfest and away from that dipshit family. 

#571

I'm so glad I stopped caring about the Cowboys over a decade ago.  What pain and frustration I have freed myself from.  

#572

I'm just glad ESPN will have something new to talk about in a couple of days.

#573
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Get the fuck out of this shitfest

That's why I have mixed feelings about Longhorns that get drafted here. 

#577
3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Source? 

At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB in history and nets 2 1st rounders for Dallas. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Shefter says “and a front line player.” Whatever that is.

#578
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Honestly, happy for Micah. Get the fuck out of this shitfest and away from that dipshit family. 

I’m pretty much here…. Smartest player we’ve had.  The Cowboys are catastrophe and the worst managed team in the NFL. Why commit your prime years.  The only thing left is looking forward to Jerry dying.  
 

#579
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I don't think this is anything more than a bargaining move by Jerry but I bet the Netflix thing got him thinking he can try to do another Herschel Walker kind of a deal. 

welp.

#581
11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So he turned down 205Mil for 188?   Whatever we better have gotten a fuck load of top pics

I feel like

the city of Dallas just does not want a super star player in any sport 

and Wisconsin has a state income tax 

#582

It's just the usual game of chicken. Pay no mind to rumors. 

This shit will be drawn out way too long.

#583

Not even sure why I give a fuck. It’s not like I was gonna watch any cowboy games this season 

#584

You just know he thinks he just made this generation's Herschel Walker trade.

#585

This feels worse than the Luka trade but tbh it doesn’t make a difference this team was going to be dogshit either way. Good for Parsons

#587

lol!!!!!!!  Jerrah got totally ass fucked on this deal.  2 picks in the 20s and a good but not special IDL.  Hahahaha… for the best defensive player they’ve had since Ware. What a fucking failure the Jones’ family is….

Trade terms: Cowboys receive DT Kenny Clark and two first-round picks.

 

#589

What we see is even with money advantages, extending with this franchise isn't worth it. Let's be honest, this team is 2-3 years from even competing against Washington and the Eagles. And it all flows through a QB that can't stay healthy. 

#591
4 minutes ago, DougO said:

It's just the usual game of chicken. Pay no mind to rumors. 

This shit will be drawn out way too long.

Or not. Hard to believe even Jerry is that stupid. Fudge doesn't have the draft capital to even think about doing a deal with them.

#592
17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So he turned down 205Mil for 188?   Whatever we better have gotten a fuck load of top pics

I feel like

the city of Dallas just does not want a super star player in any sport 

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#594
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I don't think this is anything more than a bargaining move by Jerry but I bet the Netflix thing got him thinking he can try to do another Herschel Walker kind of a deal. 

….but get 100% of the credit for it this time.

#595

Still don't have a backup qb, eihter. Should have at least signed Easton Stick or some schlub that has shown better IQ than Milton.

#596

Jerry's sitting back in his chair thinking how much he just GM'ed the hell out of this deal. 

#597

Don't love it, don't hate it. Micah racked up monster numbers but wasn't exactly a difference-maker when it counted. I just wish Jerry would have stuck to his guns vs. Zeke, too.

#600

They could have signed either of the 2 qbs the Bills cut.  Either is better than Milton.

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