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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

When Aubrey is missing FGs, it might not be your night. 

 

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These offenses against us look like Super Bowl contenders 

Offsetting penalties that don’t offset.  
 

and it should have been fouls on both teams.  Fuck the refs. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These offenses against us look like Super Bowl contenders 

Lots of performance bonuses earned playing against this defense.

We’ll be absolutely lucky to be tied at half.  

Unlike Dallas would score on the first play here leaving 1:45 on the clock I bet Minny eats the clock all the way down here. 

Wolverine in a bad wig kind of freaks me out.

Why did our dipshit coach just let 40 seconds go from the clock there?  Dude is really starting to take on water..... not nearly as good as the press thinks.

 

Minny is damn near as dumb as Dallas. They ran so little time off the clock. Force Dallas to use their last timeout or you leave them with barely over a minute left. 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Why did our dipshit coach just let 40 seconds go from the clock there?  Dude is really starting to take on water..... not nearly as good as the press thinks.

 

Wait when?  I thought the clock stopped? 

8 minutes ago, Drew said:

We’ll be absolutely lucky to be tied at half.  

Damn near already in FG range, depending on which Aubrey has shown up tonight.

Damn Dak doesn’t usually drift into pressure like that.   That’s on Dak.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Before the 2 minute warning.....

Ah okay. Wasn’t paying that close attention for the 2 min warning. I was sure they’d kill way more clock. 

Funny to hear Chris for the second time talk about how in control dak is, and the next play he has to say dak just missed a wide open receiver and Tirico followed it up with dak only 6-12. 

I have seen any number of times when a runner simply rolls over the top of a defender, never touches the ground, but those bastards don't give him the call

Playing for a fucking FG. 

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Remember Dammit! Dak's in total control!

He has been. Just had bad pocket presence. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Funny to hear Chris for the second time talk about how in control dak is, and the next play he has to say dak just missed a wide open receiver and Tirico followed it up with dak only 6-12. 

He didn’t miss him he just drifted into the pass rush. Was bad pocket awareness is all. He was trying to throw to him. 

That screen pass to Leupke with 35 seconds left on the 22 yard line might be the worst play call I’ve seen all weekend. 

They are blitzing the fuck out of Dak and this OL is struggling. And now has 2 backups in. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That screen pass to Leupke with 35 seconds left on the 22 yard line might be the worst play call I’ve seen all weekend. 

I don’t think that’s was the play call. Think it was the dump off with pressure in his face.  Like cmon man. 

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

That screen pass to Leupke with 35 seconds left on the 22 yard line might be the worst play call I’ve seen all weekend. 

Wasn't a screen pass.  The RT was beaten like a drum again and he was checking down and trying to get rid of it because of duress.....

 

15 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Jesus Collingsworth, STFU

Every time he's on... I just can't.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Wasn't a screen pass.  The RT was beaten like a drum again and he was checking down and trying to get rid of it because of duress.....

 


the 3rd highest paid RT in the NFL? Nice work Jerruh. 

Green Bay really went all in on some soft podcast cornball who breaks down to end every single season he's played. Fucking lulz. Never fails with him.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

anything that isn't in the end zone is a wasted pass. Gotta kick a FG. Don't even risk a short thrhow

Would have taken a sack.

19 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Wasn't a screen pass.  The RT was beaten like a drum again and he was checking down and trying to get rid of it because of duress.....

 

Exactly. 
 

That throw to Schoon wes just crazy.  Dak has had one really bad play when he drifted into the pressure but he’s been good with all the fucking pressure in his face. 
 

we won’t win by FGs. 

We literally can’t run a screen to anyone while the opposing team kills us with them. 

WTF was that play call? 

2ns and 10 runs. The worst play in football. 

I hate that fucking play.  Hate it.  

FGs are not winning this game. Especially when we missed one already. 

4th and 3 and give up a 23 yard pitch and catch. Fuck this defense. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Wilson’s best play all year 

All for not.  I don’t Even know why they even play Defense at fucking all.  

And while we’re playing for fucking FGs there about to take the fucking lead. 

We rushed 3 on that 4th down..... he had all day.  You have to be special needs to call that on 4th down with that down and distance.  Calling Eberflus a moron is an affront to morons....

 

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