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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Time for a quick kick, perhaps?

Hell yeah. A little Danny White like punt on 3rd down. Minn will never see it coming.

Weakest fucking hold call

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Cute decision making on 1st and 3rd down Dak. 
 

this backup LT is worse than just putting a chair with a jersey out there. 

Schotty's conservatism early and conservative playcalling ensuring FG's rather than TD's, really has come up obvious tonight.  He's not a very good play caller, just average and he's probably a little below average as a HC.  This has Jason Garrett written all over it.

 

Shocked! I'm shocked I tell you. We're not gonna win out. Shit coaching, mediocre quarterbacking, bordering on shit quarterbacking, and shit ownership. I just can't believe it. So disappointed...

6 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Hell yeah. A little Danny White like punt on 3rd down. Minn will never see it coming.

Weakest fucking hold call

Those were the days. When was the last time anybody used the quick kick?

Hell of a fucking  tackle by Overshown.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Here comes a wide open bomb I’m 4th and 1

Don’t forget the flag

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Here comes a wide open bomb I’m 4th and 1

Token short pitch and run to Jefferson.

Another completely winnable game with something on the line and they crap the bed. Just annoying.

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Cowboys gear going on sale in the morning. Jerruh will sell 8% more t-shirts and not give a shit about what happens on the field. 

Start backups next week. Fuck this season.

Looks like the ball was actually sliding out before his ass hit.

Good challenge, way to go Schotty. Great effort by the entire organization today.

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

So this is the night it all completely unravels right?

Right

Just now, tokamak said:

Good challenge, way to go Schotty. Great effort by the entire organization today.

They were gonna call time out anyway, and the 2 minute warning was up.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Right

Actually it was about three months ago.

Eberflus needs to be shown the door immediately after the last whistle.  Baby Schott as well, but that won't happen.

Fuck Dak, getting outplayed by a mid JJ McCarthy. His contract is a fucking albatross around this team’s neck. 

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Fuck Dak, getting outplayed by a mid JJ McCarthy. His contract is a fucking albatross around this team’s neck. 

 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Mcarthy out played Dak.  This is a pathetic org 

In daks defense. JJ played against our d 

 

 

Same d Bryce young lit up 

And brisset 

Edited by kingkoopa6

This was coming into tonight..... for all you saps who believed the defense really had improved!

If you make JJ McCarthy look good..... Well... yep.

And now..... Dak needs to get a hang nail, so we can lose our last 3.

 

Imagine getting absolutely WRECKED by JJ McCarthy, a wheel chair bound Russel Wilson, and various other super shitty QBs and WILLINGLY keeping the DC.

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

In daks defense. JJ played against our d 

 

 

Same d Bryce young lit up 

And brisset 

Ssshhh..... Stupid gonna stupid.

Letting this former Michigan QB put up 34 points against the Cowboys is embarrassing. 8-8-1 is now being optimistic. 6-10-1 looks more likely

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Hey, Mingo ISNT DEAD!

 

😮

Mr. Clutch!

 

I'm actually amazed the coaching staff had the brains to take the fg instead of burning off the rest of the clock on a few deep shots and leaving absolutely no time even if they did recover the kick.

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Loser-ass franchise

Who else can we root for though? I feel like once you’re a cowboy fan you’re just stuck.

 

y’all have any friends that used to be cowboy fans that left and are enjoying life or do you laugh at them because they are weak and couldn’t hack it?

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Who else can we root for though? I feel like once you’re a cowboy fan you’re just stuck.

 

y’all have any friends that used to be cowboy fans that left and are enjoying life or do you laugh at them because they are weak and couldn’t hack it?

That’s me. I do not care. I come to Cowboys thread here for entertainment. I see Drew has given up defending Dak. At least temporarily. 

Well, our Defensive Coordinator is history, guaranteed. Jones won't fire Clottenschotter before he's declared mentally incompetent or dies (I give him a couple of more years. God forbid we should have to watch this shit show for another five years...) The Golden Child isn't going to rise for this team... and Dak will QB it until he drops. We're officially "The Walking Dead IV - Cowboy Deathmarch" coming to Netflix next season. The show will need a hot babe to play the team's steam room massage therapist. At least one player will have to die while puking his guts out the morning before a game. 

The hero will be a haggard family man who inherited season tickets, but can't convince his kids and wife to quit attending the games. The plot needs some work

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Well, our Defensive Coordinator is history, guaranteed. Jones won't fire Clottenschotter before he's declared mentally incompetent or dies (I give him a couple of more years. God forbid we should have to watch this shit show for another five years...) The Golden Child isn't going to rise for this team... and Dak will QB it until he drops. We're officially "The Walking Dead IV - Cowboy Deathmarch" coming to Netflix next season. The show will need a hot babe to play the team's steam room massage therapist. At least one player will have to die while puking his guts out the morning before a game. 

The hero will be a haggard family man who inherited season tickets, but can't convince his kids and wife to quit attending the games. The plot needs some work

I'm not sure Jerry's tired stupid ass will even fire EffnPuss.

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Who else can we root for though? I feel like once you’re a cowboy fan you’re just stuck.

 

y’all have any friends that used to be cowboy fans that left and are enjoying life or do you laugh at them because they are weak and couldn’t hack it?

I've lived in Houston for 15 years. I'll never root for the Astros, but I don't have the same aversion to the Texans. They have their own issues, of course, but they're at least attempting to win, versus existing solely to serve the ego of one person.

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