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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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#6303

Yay. 

Beating up this division not named Philly makes Jerry think we better than we really are. 

#6304
3 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Is there a halftime show today?

Yeah they're going to have two dogs fucking at midfield, and everyone will laugh.

#6305
1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Yeah they're going to have two dogs fucking at midfield, and everyone will laugh.

What?

#6307
4 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Yeah they're going to have two dogs fucking at midfield, and everyone will laugh.

and a Merry Christmas to you

#6308

It’s my favorite time of year as a Cowboys fan. The time where we are eliminated from the playoffs and then win several in a row to completely fuck our draft position.

#6309
6 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Yeah they're going to have two dogs fucking at midfield, and everyone will laugh.

He agree to play now that they are no longer the redskins?

#6310
2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

He agree to play now that they are no longer the redskins?

What?  What is happening today?

#6311
2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

What?  What is happening today?

So you’re not familiar with the naming traditions of some Native American tribes?

#6313

I just come to this thread from time to time to marvel at the fact there are apparently still people who give any shits whatsoever about the Cowboys. lol. 

#6314
4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I just come to this thread from time to time to marvel at the fact there are apparently still people who give any shits whatsoever about the Cowboys. lol. 

Enjoy hallmark channel I guess. 

#6322
Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

It's a miracle!

lol. The miracle would be if the Foreskins pulled off a win. Dallas losing this would be far and away the best outcome of the day for Dallas’s future 

#6325

Defenders now have to assume QBs are down before hitting them.

#6326
1 hour ago, AbeFroman said:

Yeah they're going to have two dogs fucking at midfield, and everyone will laugh.

Sorry. I missed that. 

BTW, what were the breeds?

#6328

Everyone looks like they're just trying not to get hurt (makes sense and all, but it's noticeable).

#6330
Just now, Bullneck said:

Everyone looks like they're just trying not to get hurt (makes sense and all, but it's noticeable).

That’s the cowboys defense since game 1. 

#6332
13 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

That is a weak ass penalty, and I'LL TAKE IT!

Eh, gave it back to them on the “facemask” penalty just now 

#6333
16 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

lol. The miracle would be if the Foreskins pulled off a win. Dallas losing this would be far and away the best outcome of the day for Dallas’s future 

Thanksgiving Day Miracle, a long time ago, end of game, I think. Note Jerry jumping for joy signaling our victory, and then... Leon Lett.

 

#6335

15-31 for Dak. 
 

The cowboys might have the worst set of safeties in NFL history. 

Edited by Firemans4Horn

#6338
6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Eh, gave it back to them on the “facemask” penalty just now 

That was a terribly weak penalty.  

We need to go back to tackling school.

#6343
7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

What the fuck are we doing, what is this the circus?

Fucking up.  Either they win, which means they fucked up because it damages their draft spot.  Or they lose, which means they improve their draft spot, that Jerry will then fuck up.  Either way....

#6344

If Jaydon Blue ever wants to play another snap he should emulate Malik Davis.

They're both small, but Davis runs with purpose.  Jaydon pussy foots around. 

#6345

Just checked the score. Of course they are going to win a meaningless game, hurt their draft position, and probably get people hurt.

Edited by Pam Cummings

#6347
Just now, SameSame said:

This soft zone. I don't get it.

I think they're trying their best.  They are fucking terrible.

#6348

"Quinn wants to put the game on his defense, which has played well so far."

Gave up 30 points, 450 yards, 200 yard rushing.  What?

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