August 28Aug 28 Fuck me being a Dallas sports fan is fucking obscene. Luka and Parsons in 7 months? Fuck.
August 28Aug 28 I can’t wait to see Jerry trade one of those number 1 picks for a 4th string punter and the rights to wentz
August 28Aug 28 Just now, tx 3 putt said: tank for arch !!! Arch better stay the hell away from here. Don't be no fool, stay in school.
August 28Aug 28 7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: lol!!!!!!! Jerrah got totally ass fucked on this deal. 2 picks in the 20s and a good but not special IDL. Hahahaha… for the best defensive player they’ve had since Ware. What a fucking failure the Jones’ family is…. The packers are a Jordan Love injury from picking in the top 15
August 28Aug 28 Popular Post Two first rounders?? Holy shit, that's awesome, you just know this GM will parlay those into a couple of future Hall of Famers!!
August 28Aug 28 9 minutes ago, RabidM said: I'm so glad I stopped caring about the Cowboys over a decade ago. What pain and frustration I have freed myself from. This. I pay only half way pay attention for the retarded reality show that it is. I can't fathom how anyone remains an actual 'fan' of a Jerry Jones owned and managed franchise. Hope we get several Parsons sacks on Dak just to see the camera pan over to Jerry in his Suite.
August 28Aug 28 4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said: Hello 3-14 Stop that. If Dak plays they’re still too good for that. They’ll continue to middle around about 7-10 wins no matter what. unless Dak goes down next week and they stick with Joe Milton the entire year. they shouldn’t have won as much as they did last year with the injuries
August 28Aug 28 3 minutes ago, Drew said: Fuck me being a Dallas sports fan is fucking obscene. Luka and Parsons in 7 months? Fuck. Paige Bueckers is next
August 28Aug 28 2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said: Two first rounders?? Holy shit, that's awesome, you just know this GM will parlay those into a couple of future Hall of Famers!! Trades them for future 3, 4 and 5th round picks
August 28Aug 28 Author Just now, Drew said: Stop that. If Dak plays they’re still too good for that. They’ll continue to middle around about 7-10 wins no matter what. unless Dak goes down next week and they stick with Joe Milton the entire year. they shouldn’t have won as much as they did last year with the injuries Mike McCarthy ain’t walking through that door. I mean he wouldn’t fit but you know what I’m saying
August 28Aug 28 1 minute ago, speed817 said: Paige Bueckers is next I thought she was never coming in the first place. So sure. Why not
August 28Aug 28 13 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: lol!!!!!!! Jerrah got totally ass fucked on this deal. 2 picks in the 20s and a good but not special IDL. Hahahaha… for the best defensive player they’ve had since Ware. What a fucking failure the Jones’ family is…. This. jerry got fucked RAW
August 28Aug 28 Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said: Mike McCarthy ain’t walking through that door. I mean he wouldn’t fit but you know what I’m saying Fair. But the Cowboys don’t know how to tank. And say what you want about dak in the playoffs or whatever, but when he plays they’re majority of the year they win 10 game or more. The offense will be good. the defense trash. I expect a lot of 35-32 games.
August 28Aug 28 Two 1st round picks and 29 year old DT Kenny Clark ????? I do not believe that this is good value for the Cowboys of Dallas.
August 28Aug 28 1 minute ago, TexasGary said: Two 1st round picks and 29 year old DT Kenny Clark ????? I do not believe that this is good value for the Cowboys of Dallas. It isn't. There better be way more, or this better be bullshit, one or the other.
August 28Aug 28 It’s going to be seen as one of the worst trades in NFL history. 2 picks in the back third of the draft and an almost 30 year old NT. Hahaha. Poetic I guess. Jerry should just go out now. He gaveth (Walker trade but really Jimmy) and now he’s taken away. It’ll take folks a few months to understand how bad this trade is. It’s historically terrible.
August 28Aug 28 Author 4 minutes ago, Drew said: And say what you want about dak in the playoffs Won't have to worry about that this year.
August 28Aug 28 12 minutes ago, kevwun said: They could have signed either of the 2 qbs the Bills cut. Either is better than Milton. Grier is better than Milton (higher floor, lower ceiling. Milton is at his own floor right now)
August 28Aug 28 8 minutes ago, Drew said: Stop that. If Dak plays they’re still too good for that. They’ll continue to middle around about 7-10 wins no matter what. unless Dak goes down next week and they stick with Joe Milton the entire year. they shouldn’t have won as much as they did last year with the injuries Abandon hope. The ceiling is 5
August 28Aug 28 I wouldn’t have traded him (especially to GB) but two ones isn’t that bad. Khalil Mack was traded for two ones and a third.
August 28Aug 28 12 minutes ago, Drew said: Stop that. If Dak plays they’re still too good for that. They’ll continue to middle around about 7-10 wins no matter what. unless Dak goes down next week and they stick with Joe Milton the entire year. they shouldn’t have won as much as they did last year with the injuries Good thing Dak doesn’t have an injury history… ETA: Dallas picks up 5 draft spots if they had played Trey Lance last season, but Jerry and Mike way too proud. Then Jerry fires Mike. lol 5-12 indeed. Edited August 28Aug 28 by lilMAC25
August 28Aug 28 14 minutes ago, jeevsie said: You just know he thinks he just made this generation's Herschel Walker trade. Which might make sense if they were in (and would commit to) a full blown rebuild, but instead they way overpaid both Dak and CeeDee because they were too stupid to get those deals done earlier. The likely late first rounders they will net from this trade will certainly help them to continue to achieve mediocrity though. Great work Jerry!
August 28Aug 28 I would wish for Jerrah to DIAFF, but his offspring will still be in charge. Not actual football people. So, we are just fucking doomed for at least the rest of my lifetime.
August 28Aug 28 1 minute ago, Thrawn said: I would wish for Jerrah to DIAFF, but his offspring will still be in charge. Not actual football people. So, we are just fucking doomed for at least the rest of my lifetime. Just embrace it for the comedy that it is.
August 28Aug 28 1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said: Will Dak be injured before, during or after the Packers matchup? He'll be injured on a sack by Parsons.
August 28Aug 28 Two #1s and addresses a major DT issue immediately without having to break the bank on a guy that seems to disappear in the playoffs. Interdasting...
August 28Aug 28 Meh, seems fine to me, all things considered. LOL at any comparison to Luka. That was by far the worst trade in sports history, and in contention for the worst business deal of all time in any industry. Edited August 28Aug 28 by 'stache
August 28Aug 28 He didn't have to play in a game until week 11 and I expect that he wasn't going to. Trading him was their best option. The deal itself is another story. Edited August 28Aug 28 by kevwun
August 28Aug 28 20 minutes ago, Drew said: Fuck me being a Dallas sports fan is fucking obscene. Luka and Parsons in 7 months? Fuck. Wait'll you hear about Corey Seager's appendix
August 28Aug 28 4 minutes ago, 'stache said: Meh, seems fine to me, all things considered. LOL at any comparison to Luka. That was by far the worst trade in sports history, and in contention for the worst business deal of all time in any industry. NBA forced that trade though. NFL didn’t force this. Jerry is just a stupid fuck
August 28Aug 28 13 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said: I wouldn’t have traded him (especially to GB) but two ones isn’t that bad. Khalil Mack was traded for two ones and a third. Packers are decent, though. It's not like they're going to be top 10 picks.
August 28Aug 28 Dale Hansen to Jimmy Johnson, "Of the other 31 NFL teams who would hire Jerry to be their GM?"
August 28Aug 28 Look, what he got for Micah was insufficient. Another Dallas GM got fleeced. But…I have always had questions about Micah. He fades during the season often. He’s weird. He’s a tweener. And yes at times Micah made an incredible impact. For that type of money, I want someone who’s more consistent. And, the Cowboys are a mess overall. It’s not like they are headed to the playoffs. This is a very average team. This franchise is going nowhere.
August 28Aug 28 Author 2 minutes ago, TexasGary said: Dale Hansen to Jimmy Johnson, "Of the other 31 NFL teams who would hire Jerry to be their GM?" Who would hire Brian S as their hc?
August 28Aug 28 11 minutes ago, kevwun said: He didn't have to play in a game until week 11 and I expect that he wasn't going to. Trading him was their best option. The deal itself is another story. Except for the fact that a competent GM would have either got an extension done or a trade done before the draft or at least well before the season is about to start now with a gun to his head. There isn't any way to put lipstick on the pig of the constant and perpetual front office incompetence. They couldn't have fucked up Dak/CeeDee/Micah contract negotiations more if they tried.
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