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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Shut the fuck up, dork.  

lulz.  you’re the grown man spamming the thread with fuck the eagles.  you’re like a slow kid. 

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17 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Much like a legend and an out of work bum, hate and fading pride look a lot alike.

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6 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz.  you’re the grown man spamming the thread with fuck the eagles.  you’re like a slow kid. 

It's a message board.  It's game day and it's banter.  Did I interrupt some Algonquian conversation you were having?

Go back to picking your nose, you are a known dipshit. 

Fuck Jerruh and FUCK THE EAGLES. Both valid opinions.

34 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Much like a legend and an out of work bum, hate and fading pride look a lot alike.

Comedy writer Pat McCormick and songwriter Paul Williams as Big Enos and Little  Enos in Smokey and the Bandit, 1977. : r/OldSchoolCool

I feel badly for anyone who is still invested in the Cowboys having any success. 

Didn’t watch a game last year and I won’t watch another one until Jerry dies. It’s the same thing over and over and over.

If you’re still expecting them to compete, wise up and save yourself a lot of time and frustration. 

It's funny how all these people come out and have to tell you when they stopped watching.  Nobody cares.

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I feel badly for anyone who is still invested in the Cowboys having any success. 

it really is a sad thing to see. 

I'm not really invested anymore personally.  I stopped watching when Lee Roy Jordan died.

Yay football.

I don't know how long I will be able to tolerate it tonight. My level of give a shit is barely registering. 

On 9/3/2025 at 7:47 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Jerry got pissed off because he couldn’t get a deal done behind a players agent back. 

 

 

I feel bad for kids in dallas.  if I were 10 and had to deal with losing luka and micah so close together I’d be devastated. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Fuck Jerruh and FUCK THE EAGLES. Both valid opinions.

I have no problem with this.

 

Cowboys have been making noise about wanting to extend Tyler Smith soon. Sounds like a classic Jerry move. He wants to sign a contract as a guard, then they can move him to left tackle playing for guard money for the next four or five years. Just wait for it.

Flush the fecals.

Just wanted to get that out there before the season officially kicks off.

 

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Jerrah tonight, after Dallas is getting throttled by Philly.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

I feel bad for kids in dallas.  if I were 10 and had to deal with losing luka and micah so close together I’d be devastated. 

I wouldn't feel too bad for them, they are more concerned about some youtuber than they are Micah or Luka.

I see Diggs and Guyton are on the Micah plan, no practice, just show up for the game.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I feel bad for kids in dallas.  if I were 10 and had to deal with losing luka and micah so close together I’d be devastated. 

When I was 10 I lost Jimmy Johnson AND Jackson

3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I feel badly for anyone who is still invested in the Cowboys having any success. 

Didn’t watch a game last year and I won’t watch another one until Jerry dies. It’s the same thing over and over and over.

If you’re still expecting them to compete, wise up and save yourself a lot of time and frustration. 

You might want to skip the Stephen Jones tenure as well. Maybe there’s a competent grandkid out there. 

4 hours ago, DigDug said:

It's funny how all these people come out and have to tell you when they stopped watching.  Nobody cares.

Nobody cares about the Cowboys either except masochists and the delusional.

Which are you?

Stop being stupid broseph, you’re posting on a thread dedicated to the thing you say you have no interest in.  
We’ll all watch even though we have ‘no interest’

4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

You might want to skip the Stephen Jones tenure as well. Maybe there’s a competent grandkid out there. 

Think Sterling is probably still in therapy after watching him all those years as a kid hiding under his seat in Jerrah’s box.  

4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

You might want to skip the Stephen Jones tenure as well. Maybe there’s a competent grandkid out there. 

Which one went to Texas?

Amari retires just a couple of weeks after signing with the Raders. He should have retired after he checked out in Dallas.

Dak injured by 2nd half. 

Lamb bitching on sideline 

Jerry looking like an inbred Muppet in the owners box

Eagles 49

Cowboys 10

Some interesting inactives tonight.

Blue is a healthy scratch.  Going with Williams and Sanders tandem.  Just like last year, going with some veteran castoffs.

LOL!!!!! What a bust of pick.  And this is what you get from the Cowboys when they pick in the 20's more times than not under this administration.  Yuck.

Great start.  Fuck Jalen Carter.  I went from barely any emotion with this game to wanting Philly to burn..... Low class, dirty fucks!!!

Hey guys, don't worry..... we traded Micah to stop the run.  We're better because we can stop the run!!!!  We just gave up 7 rushes for 37 yards and TD.  So now we can't rush the passer or stop the run????

 

of course.  how the fuck do you miss the Eagle ripping off the helmet.  just fuciking ridiculous.  just look for the cowboy...

Jalen Hurts is injured.

 

 

 

 

 

Collinsworth used his teeth during the blowjob.

This may be the worst OL in the league. They are going to get Dak killed this year. 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Probably with himself.....

Just saw he’s inactive.  Past time to cut him.

Jerry jones the owner…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

…needs to fire Jerry Jones the manager. 

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