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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

FYI, streaming froze right before the snap. There was no watching that fucking FG on Surge. Bastards. 

Just a heads up. He made it 

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28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Dak Prescott, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Y’all never cease to amaze me. 

14 minutes ago, DougO said:

That's my quarterback!

Yep. And they’ll have to win games lien this all season if they do. 
 

it’ll be 2011-2013 Romo cowboys all over again. The offense, and QB, has to play damn near perfect and if not they’ll probably lose.  

Eh, Dak played ok. Not great. Nowhere NEAR perfect.

 

but the Defense, ST, and WRs played way WAY WAY worse

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32 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

NABERS is badass. 
 

I want a nabers 

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best I can do

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Eh, Dak played ok. Not great. Nowhere NEAR perfect.

 

but the Defense, ST, and WRs played way WAY WAY worse

Nah man he played better than ok.  
I know you’re predisposed to not like him but that’s better then just “ok”.  I’m not saying he was great. I said they had to play damn near perfect.  Also mention the offense, not just him.  
 

he definitely forced the ball on that INT and took a bad sack. He took 52 drop backs.  You’re going to have 1-2 not great plays.  
 

We are so back. If this was 7 years ago or whenever he was in his prime 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

5.5 sacks last year. Whoooo hooooo

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Saw the pass rush I guess…

 

Also this…Dak just doesn’t lose them for whatever reason. They’re bad. Or just dumb luck.  

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3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

That's coming straight from Jerry?

We need a better source.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Nah man he played better than ok.  
I know you’re predisposed to not like him but that’s better then just “ok”.  I’m not saying he was great. I said they had to play damn near perfect.  Also mention the offense, not just him.  
 

he definitely forced the ball on that INT and took a bad sack. He took 52 drop backs.  You’re going to have 1-2 not great plays.  
 

He had a lot more than 1-2 not great plays. 
 

if they had lost, It definitely wouldn’t have been on Dak… but dude he didn’t play “damn near perfect” either.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

We are so back. If this was 7 years ago or whenever he was in his prime 

He was actually still good last season. Even going from team to team. He’s a merc. Still an above average pass rusher. 

21 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

All the way to the big one.  No doubt about it.

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20 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Eh, Dak played ok. Not great. Nowhere NEAR perfect.

 

but the Defense, ST, and WRs played way WAY WAY worse

Dak played better than okay.... No, not perfect, but 378 yards, 2 TDs and this in clutch time....

 

Or this....

Add about 60 yards in pass interference calls and this is a really nice performance.  And he willed the team to a win along with some clutch catches, a couple of nice runs, and the best kicker in the league.  Our defense is probably going to lose us 11-12 games this season.

Clowney playing. for Cowboys might rejuvenate him.  He’s going to be an instant crowd favorite and feed off it.

He will help but frankly, he's never been the guy he was promised to be in college.  Still, a solid player but this isn't going to change the defense.  They need about 6-7 players there.

 

This was the first post in this thread on a Giants message board.  I just found it funny.

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Given the hopeless position of this defense and this team if Clowney can just find a way to deliver one moment like this it will probably be worth it

 

7 minutes ago, DigDug said:

This was the first post in this thread on a Giants message board.  I just found it funny.

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That could have been from either team's fanbase, just substitute the player's name.

18 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Dak played better than okay.... No, not perfect, but 378 yards, 2 TDs and this in clutch time....

 

Or this....

Add about 60 yards in pass interference calls and this is a really nice performance.  And he willed the team to a win along with some clutch catches, a couple of nice runs, and the best kicker in the league.  Our defense is probably going to lose us 11-12 games this season.

Fine. Dak played “pretty well” which is a long way from “damn near perfect”.

We are now back to Dak needing to pass 50-60 times a game for us having a chance to win. Not a great recipe to win games.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Fine. Dak played “pretty well” which is a long way from “damn near perfect”.

LOL.  Agreed.  Not perfect.  The Int he missed the shallower cross.  He missed a couple of Pickens that ultimately drew flags but could have been bigger plays.  But he was under heat constantly all day and completed some passes which only the really strong QBs can make.  One of those outs to CeeDee where he has to short-arm it because of pressure or he had one to Tolbert which was a crazy pass.... dropped.  We have to find a better 3 receiver and a better 2 TE in the passing game.  We're very weak outside of our 2 main WRs..... even a RB is needed.  Williams gives all his effort but he lacks explosiveness.  

Clownshow signs Clowney, perfect fit.

I don't have high expectations. They probably could have gotten a younger under-the-radar no-name guy that would produce about as much. OK if he's cheap and gets some pressures now and then, can't hurt much.

D should get less horrible when the DBs get healthy and get some LB and edge guys back. But it still won't be good.

26 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.  Agreed.  Not perfect.  The Int he missed the shallower cross.  He missed a couple of Pickens that ultimately drew flags but could have been bigger plays.  But he was under heat constantly all day and completed some passes which only the really strong QBs can make.  One of those outs to CeeDee where he has to short-arm it because of pressure or he had one to Tolbert which was a crazy pass.... dropped.  We have to find a better 3 receiver and a better 2 TE in the passing game.  We're very weak outside of our 2 main WRs..... even a RB is needed.  Williams gives all his effort but he lacks explosiveness.  

Entire team needs makeover.

 

Again, if Dallas had managed to lose, it certainly  wouldn’t have been on Dak (barring a pick6 or similar)

the team and fans are FIGHTING for that super bowl spot !!!

 

 

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

We are now back to Dak needing to pass 50-60 times a game for us having a chance to win. Not a great recipe to win games.

Williams beast 

 

But yea. Defense is hot trash 

good on Dak.  anytime you score 40 the QB has a lot to do with it.  aubrey is MVP again though.

our DB's holy shit what a fucking disaster.

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7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Given the hopeless position of this defense and this team if Clowney can just find a way to deliver one moment like this it will probably be worth it

 

Get this fucker down here as fast as possible.

8 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Clowney playing. for Cowboys might rejuvenate him.  He’s going to be an instant crowd favorite and feed off it.

Agreed. And this D is one good pass rusher and a healthy secondary from getting us to the playoffs, assuming we have an offense that can give them some rest. Clottenschotter needs to work on our running game and stop with the one yard passes... please. WTF?

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We are now back to Dak needing to pass 50-60 times a game for us having a chance to win. Not a great recipe to win games.

Not to win games but to beat the shitbox Giants. Definitely a recipe for success 

nuh nuhh nuh nuh nuhhh brandon aubrey show

That boy got ice in his shit!

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18 hours ago, Drew said:

Saw the pass rush I guess…

 

Also this…Dak just doesn’t lose them for whatever reason. They’re bad. Or just dumb luck.  

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Ay yo, that was a JAM though. I thought Rae Sremmurd was gonna be a bigger star than he was, but in hindsight just a REAL nice vibey beat and Guwop carried.

Especially when he said, "A yellow, yellow with green hair, a real weirdo" AYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dak lost his first game ever to the Giants. Then the posted pic was a SNF game late in the year. Hasn't lost to him since. Even when Dak was hurt and our backups played, we beat the Giants. Reminds me of how we used to own Washington forever.

 

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10 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Get this fucker down here as fast as possible.

i'd forgotten clowney played for South Carolina. I remember that hit though, wow.

I have one realistic goal for this season.  They need to let Aubrey break the longest field goal record.  He can legit hit a 70 yarder.

18 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Williams beast 

This is my fear, because on a 1 year deal Jerry will likely pay him and the beast will end. 

19 hours ago, DigDug said:

This was the first post in this thread on a Giants message board.  I just found it funny.

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These fucks have two Lombardi's in recent memory. They have no idea what true hate for your own franchise means.

As bad as the defense was all day, I do give Sam Williams some credit for at least applying some pressure and getting in Russ' face on the last throw to alter what he was doing.  It definitely helped lead to the pick.

On 9/14/2025 at 5:26 PM, tx 3 putt said:

the team and fans are FIGHTING for that super bowl spot !!!

 

 

Neither one of those teams are worth fighting for.  

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

if this thread had dedicated fans like this guy, we'd be super bowl locks !!!!!

On 9/14/2025 at 5:06 PM, jeevsie said:

8-9 season loading.

Eberflus is trash.

We’re shit on DL, thin at DB, and barely serviceable at LB. We don’t have the roster 

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

We’re shit on DL, thin at DB, and barely serviceable at LB. We don’t have the roster 

The funny thing is the DL has been the one spot that hasn't been complete trash. Actually been graded really good against the run and at getting pressure(but low on Sacks, which maybe Clowney will help with in a couple of weeks).

The LB's are fucked in this scheme even if Overshown comes back...and yeah, the DB's are garbage overall even with Bland.

On 9/14/2025 at 4:32 PM, Patrick Bateman said:

He will help but frankly, he's never been the guy he was promised to be in college.  Still, a solid player but this isn't going to change the defense.  They need about 6-7 players there.

 

Hes always been a decent run stopper. 

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