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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


lol. Both first and 3rd down thrown a mile out of bounds. 

What a chickenshit QB... Was that crap coached into him. Happy footed fuck

It’s all fucking coaching.

 

Shanahan would have Dak as one of the best QBs in all of football.

 

 

Dallas? Marty Schottenheimer’s son who NO ONE ELSE wanted to hire.

Maybe Jerry can have a Netflix exclusive made about this ass whipping. 

Packers and Micah next week. I'm sure everything will turn out great. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Packers and Micah next week. I'm sure everything will turn out great. 

Yea Micah already had his motivation, after the Pack bungled it to the Browns today he's got the entire team onboard.

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Wow we gave Caleb Williams a career day! Yay! This is such a great team!

Micah ain’t gonna do shit. 
 

but love will prolly 5 tds 450 yards. 
 

and whoever they rb is prolly going for 200 too 

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I think believing that the Cowboys are going to do squat until someone with sense is hired as a GM is fool’s gold. Ain’t never gonna happen no matter who they get in FA or who they draft. They ain’t winning shit. 

40 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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44 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I watched it through redzone. That’s how I know I don’t care 

Fuck me. I just figured out how to fix Jerry. So fucking easy. 
 

Start a social media campaign that we all agree jerrah was the actual brain behind the Super Bowls. Jimmy didn’t even know how to draft people. He will smile and hopefully die happy. Then all we have to do is sink his yacht when rest of family is on it. 
Easy. 
 

6 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Fuck me. I just figured out how to fix Jerry. So fucking easy. 
 

Start a social media campaign that we all agree jerrah was the actual brain behind the Super Bowls. Jimmy didn’t even know how to draft people. He will smile and hopefully die happy. Then all we have to do is sink his yacht when rest of family is on it. 
Easy. 
 

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8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.

This is the number 1 thing that will maybe get shit done. 
 

When people quit talking or watching you. That is the only thing in the world that jerrah cares about. 

48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

 

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.

8 of us from Elementary school in Dallas have a group thread since college.  Like 2000 or 2001.  We averaged probably a couple hundred messages every Saturday and Sunday upt til last year.  Today? Two.  We will not miss Jerry when he dies.

I just texted my buddies and none of them have even heard of the Cowboys. Take that Jerry. 

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

2 sacks in 3 games? That sounds bad. Wonder what changed 

Eberflus.

Zimmer could make the shit work. 

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I just texted my buddies and none of them have even heard of the Cowboys. Take that Jerry. 

lol yea that dumb shit is silly. It was game of the week on at every bar in multiple countries. Im in SoCal and it was still on here during SF vs AZ at least on my fox stream. That doesn’t mean anything other than mire people can watch the cowboys embarrass themselves and more eyes is all the leadership wands 

If you totaled up the stats for every qb they play this year, it would be the greatest statistical season by a qb in NFL history.

11 hours ago, Shaddie said:

This is the number 1 thing that will maybe get shit done. 
 

When people quit talking or watching you. That is the only thing in the world that jerrah cares about. 

I swear to fucking Christ we have had the same conversation about this shit for the last 20 years.

First of all, people are never going to quit talking or watching the Cowboys. So it's a dumb fantasy to hope that some day Jerry looks around at an empty stadium and says "by golly something must be done!"

 

If you totaled up the stats for every qb they play this year, it would be the greatest statistical season by a qb in NFL history.
Yep. Funny how Russell Wilson and that offense looked putrid at home last night vs what they did on the road against our defense last week. Same as they looked week 1 against Washington. This defense is going to be historically bad.

Look at the defensive players they have drafted in the last 5 years. Then look at how little they dip into free agency on defense. 

It's a personnel issue. Probably the least talent in the league. 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

Eberflus.

Zimmer could make the shit work. 

Eberflus is the issue not Micah being gone.   He has them in zone 100% of plays.  Only rushes 4 like 98%.  Put em in man, manufacture blitzes,  and maybe it changes.  He is a terrible coach.

2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Eberflus is the issue not Micah being gone.   He has them in zone 100% of plays.  Only rushes 4 like 98%.  Put em in man, manufacture blitzes,  and maybe it changes.  He is a terrible coach.

his defenses have been good in other places.  ultimately it all comes back to jerral wayne jones and his retarded son. 

40 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Eberflus is the issue not Micah being gone.   He has them in zone 100% of plays.  Only rushes 4 like 98%.  Put em in man, manufacture blitzes,  and maybe it changes.  He is a terrible coach.

You want the worst collection of DBs in the sport being put in man most of the time? Are you not satisfied with the amount of explosive plays they give up now and want much more?

There's nothing anyone can do with a defense that is the worst in the game at the back end and gets the lowest amount of pressure up front. Just look at their drafts and free agency on defense. It's horrible, and the one guy they hit on they traded. 

Edited by Hermanator

Micah would not make a difference on this shit defense. He'd be 5 yards behind the QB on most plays anyway. Yes, it's coaching, which goes back to Jerry, because the only person willing to take the job was some scrub on staff that was on nobody else's radar even though he has a famous last name. No young innovative coach with options will ever work for Jerry, period.

Linebacker D.D. Lewis of the Doomsday Defense passed away at the age of 79.

So great to watch that defense.

Edited by LonghornJudas

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