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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

packers might score 50

That'd be great if Kraft got 3 of those. Kinda got fucked because of Nabers getting hurt and Herbert sucking today.

Edited by txexlonghorn23

3 and out?  Or punt on 3rd down with a quick kick.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

packers might score 50

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

LOL Micah can't get a sack if you don't throw the ball.

65 runs this game?

It is still hard to believe our coach is Marty Schottenheimer's son.  my god,

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Within 5 plays

I'm saying 4; 2 long passing plays and 2 runs to get in the EZ.

Just now, dcar00 said:

It is still hard to believe our coach is Marty Schottenheimer's son.  my god,

Chan Gailey coached this team.

Not that hard to believe

I don't know how opposing quarterbacks decide where to throw the ball when all of the eligible receivers are open.

I see the defense is still just playing 2001 zone defenses and has no talent.  
 

and 3 strait runs on the first drive?  Really?  Just forfeit the fucking game. 

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

lol. This team fucking sucks

Be happy that they're better than the Saints. 🥲

I think the guys with the Great Gazoo  helmets should be allowed to be targeted.

When are they going to change the defense? 

zone does NOT work if you don’t get pressure.  
 

fire the DC tonight. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I see the defense is still just playing 2001 zone defenses and has no talent.  
 

and 3 strait runs on the first drive?  Really?  Just forfeit the fucking game. 

we should just ask for the running clock and get it over with.

lol they blitz and get 6 yard on the ground. 
 

saved by holding. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

I think the guys with the Great Gazoo  helmets should be allowed to be targeted.

I like them, they look like Megaman.

Crap this drive is already taking too long.

11 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

That'd be great if Kraft got 3 of those. Kinda got fucked because of Nabers getting hurt and Herbert sucking today.

I have Nabers, too, and AJ Brown.  They were so worthless that they negated Bijan's big day.

Do they actually hold this?

or is this a “how with the cowboys screw up 3rd and forever”? 

No question they go for it.  
 

they should. 

Packers coach might be the dumbest man on the planet to not go for 4th & 2 at midfield against this defense.

Just now, TexArcher said:

I have Nabers, too, and AJ Brown.  They were so worthless that they negated Bijan's big day.

Nabers is done for the season, might need to hit your league's waiver wire.

I wouldn’t punt a single time in this game if I’m Green Bay

Packers are pussies. 
 

this defense ain’t stopping you.  Go for it. 

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

I like them, they look like Megaman.

Crap this drive is already taking too long.

Great Gazoo Cartoon Character Sticker Decal Laptop Wall Car Phone  Flintstones – Hedef Medya

Parsons is going to abuse Guyton all night.

They still don’t get any separation. And he’s supposed to be fast. 

And ferg doesn’t even run a 5 yard route. 🤦‍♂️ 

Edited by Drew

YEAH, THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME /Dak sing song 

What was the fucking point of that? 
 

sneak it or run for it, you can run the ball a little.  Fuck this team. 

Texas State Fair.  Nice.

Edited by Bullneck
Geography is important

When was the last time a team actually jumped?  The only reason to try it is when you want a 5 yard penalty for your punter.

Jerry better get ready for the value of his team to significantly drop.  The nCowboys are not the Cowboys anymore.

schotty doing his best to "manage" the score.

4D chess move to try to draw an offsides on 4th and 1 at ...(checks notes) your own 31 yard line in the 1st quarter.  

Edited by Hank Kingsley

Just now, Horn80 said:

Jerry better get ready for the value of his team to significantly drop.  The nCowboys are not the Cowboys anymore.

Idiots still flock to the stadium. Even if they sell their tickets, those go to away fans because it's an easy trip to see a stadium people keep acting like is something special. People still buy merch. The value is the only thing he cares about now. 

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