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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

3rd and 12 and they give up. Hahahahahahah. Fucking losers 

They gave up when they hired Brian fucking Schottenheimer.

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why the fuck didn't we at least attempt a pass to get a first down there? Giving up already? Just had it to a slow fucking fullback.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

why the fuck didn't we at least attempt a pass to get a first down there? Giving up already? Just had it to a slow fucking fullback.

Because hiring Brian “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” Schottenheimer was giving up.

lol Collinsworth just said that Green Bay has been operating away from Micah Parsons all night….

Hahaha good defensive play and they screw it up. 
 

such a dumb team. 

He definitely has a concussion.  He's running the wrong way now.

HUGE PLAY AND THE STUPID FUCKS COMMIT AN INSANE PENALTY

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Drink everytime there’s a penalty on Dallas 

This is attempted manslaughter.

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

What exactly was the unnecessary roughness on that play?

He slugged him in the head getting up off the ground 

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

What exactly was the unnecessary roughness on that play?

Punched Golden in the head after the whistle, the dumbshit.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

He slugged him in the head getting up off the ground 

Didn’t see that. My bad.

Fuck another injury.  
 

The Packed are frauds.  They should be rolling up and down the field.  They’d be in more trouble if the cowboys weren’t fucking stupid and inept on both sides. 

I looked up the over/under for Micah Parsons to get a sack and at 0.75 considered it a no-brainer that he would get the over.  However, I have not recently watched a game in which one team acts like they are scared of one defensive player as much as what is happening now. I'm sure it happened plenty when Deon played, but I haven't seen it recently.   The game is essentially over because the Cowboys are so scared of Parsons.  But the drama of whether Parsons gets a sack could provide an interesting result, especially if Parsons is in the game late 3rd quarter or so. 

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Why are they punting in field goal range?

Not every team has the Golden Leg kicker 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Fuck another injury.  
 

The Packed are frauds.  They should be rolling up and down the field.  They’d be in more trouble if the cowboys weren’t fucking stupid and inept on both sides. 

Dude, the Packers are a vastly better team.

 

top to bottom

 

 

and that’s BEFORE considering the delta at coaching.

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Drink everytime there’s a penalty on Dallas 

Someone have the hotline phone number for alcohol poisoning handy.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Why are they punting in field goal range?

Because Dallas has no chance of going 99 yards for a TD. Miss the FG and it’s a short field. I hope Sark is paying attention to this strategy.

Dear God, we are about to find out how awful our backup DBs must be. 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Dude, the Packers are a vastly better team.

 

top to bottom

Did I say otherwise?  They will win this game. Handedly. 
 

But they are not an elite team. Not right now.  They should be killing Dallas with all our mistakes and stupidity.  
 

all I’m saying is they won’t be dominating the NFC and doubt they are a serious SB contender. At least not as currently playing. 

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7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Cowboys are calling plays like the team that takes the fewest sacks wins.

They are terrified.

I don't watch a ton of NFL, but any team that struggles to run two straight plays without a penalty is an embarrassment to the game. 

Another gimpy DB for Dallas

none of these fucking high paid idiots ever play well for Dallas

CD is a butterfinger loser bitch

Diggs and Bland are no shows

 

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Because hiring Brian “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” Schottenheimer was giving up.

But wasn't his dad roommates with Shipley's dad or something?

The Packers fucked around last week too in a game they had control of and ended up losing.  They've got some stuff to fix.

35 yards of offense before that play.  That is Shawn Watson bad.

Just now, Zeus said:

Another gimpy DB for Dallas

none of these fucking high paid idiots ever play well for Dallas

CD is a butterfinger loser bitch

Diggs and Bland are no shows

 

It don’t make a shit.

I’m sure another flag on us 

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The Packers fucked around last week too in a game they had control of and ended up losing.  They've got some stuff to fix.

Exactly. They’re not the elite team they’ve been pumped up to be. Not yet. 

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Fucking offsetting. Just can’t catch any break. 

3 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

I looked up the over/under for Micah Parsons to get a sack and at 0.75 considered it a no-brainer that he would get the over.  However, I have not recently watched a game in which one team acts like they are scared of one defensive player as much as what is happening now. I'm sure it happened plenty when Deon played, but I haven't seen it recently.   The game is essentially over because the Cowboys are so scared of Parsons.  But the drama of whether Parsons gets a sack could provide an interesting result, especially if Parsons is in the game late 3rd quarter or so. 

Well he only plays like half the game anyways

 the refs will keep Dallas from getting a drive together the rest of the game so it’s moot point

Hey FG range!  
 

fuck, it’s the only thing I can be happy about anymore. 

Ref has a pink fucking whistle and it's not even October yet. 

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