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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Would be kind of cool to crush Green Bay for the next 12-18 months like they did to Dallas with that playoff game back at the end of 23.

Probably won't happen.  

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Just now, Horn80 said:

Sure, Pittsburg we will take Pickens.

Imagine that CD little lamb isn’t hurt he drops a TD and we kick a FG there. 
 

trade that fucker for some DBs 

17 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Only good thing about watching this game is my dog is sitting next to me.

 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Would be kind of cool to crush Green Bay for the next 12-18 months like they did to Dallas with that playoff game back at the end of 23.

Probably won't happen.  

Oh I’m sure the 2nd half will be 21-7 or some shit GB. 
 

but it’s nice to be a little competitive. 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Who saw that coming?

Who had the 3 and 6 squares at the half?

See Dee a crackhead cheerleader on the sidelines RN

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Jerry's in the locker room downing a dozen or so viagra

Looked to me like a guy that could use another Johnny Blue or six

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How is James Houston not getting 50 plays a game on D?

 

FAR AND AWAY the best pass rusher on this team.

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And to think they’d have 2 turnovers if they didn’t keep getting caught with 12 men’s on the field. 
 

also, how dumb is GB for punting on 4th and 2 at midfield? 

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Looked to me like a guy that could use another Johnny Blue or six

Drinks a bottle a daym allegedly.  Explains a lot about how the franchise is run.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Drinks a bottle a daym allegedly.  Explains a lot about how the franchise is run.

To be completely fair to the guy, if I were an 82 year old billionaire, I’d also spend all my time drinking expensive whiskey, getting blowjobs from Uptown Dallas blondos, and running an NFL team into the ground. 

Anti climatic to have bad bunny.  

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Anti climatic to have bad bunny.  

Not for a LOT of people, especially NFL fans.

Fucking drops.  Drive killer. 

starting to get sucked by the 'boys, and then a penalty, but it's a minor penalty. 

 

Dropped the pass or we would be in FG range!!

Fuck the 2nd and 10+ runs. 
 

the worst play in football 

Penalty and drop killed them.  And 2nd down rush. 

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who the fuck is bad bunny 

He’s literally one of the top 5 most listened to artists in the world currently. More closer to top 3 even

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who the fuck is bad bunny 

He’s good bunny’s nemesis 

1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

starting to get sucked by the 'boys

 

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My girl and I have watched enough of this trash, she just asked me to eat her ass after getting out the shower. I can still smell it but it’s not bad and going in fucks

 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Pickens was open on the bomb

Nah he was 1 on 1 and should have been the target anyways. 

Looks like the Cowboy offense only uses TE for blocking.

Facemask.  Good Lord.

What the fuck defense are they playing?!? 

 gB should never run just dump off.  
 

and of course we get a stop and it’s a penalty. They can’t have nice things. 

Clark got held big time on that play. no call.

Saw the blitz and ran away from it.  
 

defense will never win a game for them. 

That was an all time terrible series by 57. He's so fucking slow side to side he can't do anything.

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